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  • Steve Savicki
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3934

    America

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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    #2
    well, you're the one who sees a problem. Why not tell us what you are currently prevented to do.
    Roth Army Militia

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754

      #3
      Vote for President and know that it was counted.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Big Train
        Full Member Status

        • Apr 2004
        • 4011

        #4
        No really..in reality, exactlty WHAT can't you do?

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        • monkeythe
          Foot Soldier
          • Apr 2004
          • 634

          #5
          Originally posted by Big Train
          No really..in reality, exactlty WHAT can't you do?
          In New York you're not allowed to:
          1 - Organize bike rallies without permits that are designed to tie up traffic.
          2 - Have a tiger and alligator in your apartment
          3 - Throw a frozen turkey out of your car and injure other motorists

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          • Big Train
            Full Member Status

            • Apr 2004
            • 4011

            #6
            The horror...

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            • Diver Down NJ
              Head Fluffer
              • Jun 2004
              • 282

              #7
              Well if a Bush cartoon isn't graphic evidence that this country is doomed, I don't know what is.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35160

                #8
                Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                well, you're the one who sees a problem. Why not tell us what you are currently prevented to do.


                I can't play table tennis...

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                • BrownSound1
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 3025

                  #9
                  He ain't American either.

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35160

                    #10
                    Yup so fuck him eh?

                    That's the kind of thinking that will have his little brother setting off a car bomb in Alabama in 20 years time.

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      Not if this war is a success...

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                      • BigBadBrian
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10620

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister


                        I can't play table tennis...
                        He kinda looks like Santa Claus.
                        “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22830

                          #13
                          Well, what liberties are left?

                          1. You can go look for work.
                          2. You can obtain work that doesn't count as slavery.
                          3. You can marry whomever you choose (mostly).
                          4. You can have as many kids as you like.
                          5. You can start a rock band any time you like.
                          6. You can worship any religion you choose.
                          7. You can buy necessary or unneccesary things at your leisure.
                          8. You can go on vacation whenever you feel like.
                          9. You can call in sick to work if you want.
                          10. You can drink anything you want.
                          11. You can smoke anything you want (if you're careful about it).
                          12. You can tell somebody to "fuck off".
                          13. You can look at anything you want on your PC (within reason).
                          14. You can download and burn CDs for free.
                          15. You can buy as much food as you deem necessary.
                          16. You can vote on any number of issues.
                          17. You can actively pursue a career in politics.
                          18. You can own a home, vehicle, and pets.
                          19. You have a right to a fair, expediant trial if you're accused.
                          20. You have the right to an attorney of law if you're accused.
                          21. You can leave America and renounce your citizenship at any time.
                          22. You can go to the library and find any book at all to read.
                          23. You can sell your possessions or your property at any given time.
                          24. You can apply for credit.
                          25. You can call a friend or a family member at any time.
                          26. You can choose to go out for the evening.
                          27. You can rent or buy porn of any sort at any time.
                          28. You can speak another language fluently.
                          29. You can bank at any institution you like.
                          30. You can cheer for any sports team you like.
                          31. You can go to any sort of concert at any time you feel like.
                          32. You can volunteer to help out the needy.
                          33. You can donate food, time, money or clothes to the needy.
                          34. You can donate blood.
                          35. You can opt to use public transportation.
                          36. You can protest anything you don't like in the streets.
                          37. You can take out an ad in your local newspaper.
                          38. You can choose to have cable television or not.
                          39. You can send someone a letter.
                          40. You can grow your hair as long as you like or shave it off.

                          Well, there's 40 of them to start with. You want me to continue?
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • Sarge's Little Helper
                            Commando
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 1267

                            #14
                            Well, what liberties are left?

                            1. You can go look for work.
                            2. You can obtain work that doesn't count as slavery.
                            3. You can marry whomever you choose (mostly).
                            4. You can have as many kids as you like.
                            5. You can start a rock band any time you like.
                            6. You can worship any religion you choose.
                            7. You can buy necessary or unneccesary things at your leisure.
                            8. You can go on vacation whenever you feel like.
                            9. You can call in sick to work if you want.
                            10. You can drink anything you want.
                            11. You can smoke anything you want (if you're careful about it).
                            12. You can tell somebody to "fuck off".
                            13. You can look at anything you want on your PC (within reason).
                            14. You can download and burn CDs for free.
                            15. You can buy as much food as you deem necessary.
                            16. You can vote on any number of issues.
                            17. You can actively pursue a career in politics.
                            18. You can own a home, vehicle, and pets.
                            19. You have a right to a fair, expediant trial if you're accused.
                            20. You have the right to an attorney of law if you're accused.
                            21. You can leave America and renounce your citizenship at any time.
                            22. You can go to the library and find any book at all to read.
                            23. You can sell your possessions or your property at any given time.
                            24. You can apply for credit.
                            25. You can call a friend or a family member at any time.
                            26. You can choose to go out for the evening.
                            27. You can rent or buy porn of any sort at any time.
                            28. You can speak another language fluently.
                            29. You can bank at any institution you like.
                            30. You can cheer for any sports team you like.
                            31. You can go to any sort of concert at any time you feel like.
                            32. You can volunteer to help out the needy.
                            33. You can donate food, time, money or clothes to the needy.
                            34. You can donate blood.
                            35. You can opt to use public transportation.
                            36. You can protest anything you don't like in the streets.
                            37. You can take out an ad in your local newspaper.
                            38. You can choose to have cable television or not.
                            39. You can send someone a letter.
                            40. You can grow your hair as long as you like or shave it off.

                            Well, there's 40 of them to start with. You want me to continue?
                            Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
                            "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                            • blueturk
                              Veteran
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1883

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
                              Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
                              Originally posted by bueno bob
                              Well, what liberties are left?

                              1. You can go look for work.
                              2. You can obtain work that doesn't count as slavery.
                              3. You can marry whomever you choose (mostly).
                              4. You can have as many kids as you like.
                              5. You can start a rock band any time you like.
                              6. You can worship any religion you choose.
                              7. You can buy necessary or unneccesary things at your leisure.
                              8. You can go on vacation whenever you feel like.
                              9. You can call in sick to work if you want.
                              10. You can drink anything you want.
                              11. You can smoke anything you want (if you're careful about it).
                              12. You can tell somebody to "fuck off".
                              13. You can look at anything you want on your PC (within reason).
                              14. You can download and burn CDs for free.
                              15. You can buy as much food as you deem necessary.
                              16. You can vote on any number of issues.
                              17. You can actively pursue a career in politics.
                              18. You can own a home, vehicle, and pets.
                              19. You have a right to a fair, expediant trial if you're accused.
                              20. You have the right to an attorney of law if you're accused.
                              21. You can leave America and renounce your citizenship at any time.
                              22. You can go to the library and find any book at all to read.
                              23. You can sell your possessions or your property at any given time.
                              24. You can apply for credit.
                              25. You can call a friend or a family member at any time.
                              26. You can choose to go out for the evening.
                              27. You can rent or buy porn of any sort at any time.
                              28. You can speak another language fluently.
                              29. You can bank at any institution you like.
                              30. You can cheer for any sports team you like.
                              31. You can go to any sort of concert at any time you feel like.
                              32. You can volunteer to help out the needy.
                              33. You can donate food, time, money or clothes to the needy.
                              34. You can donate blood.
                              35. You can opt to use public transportation.
                              36. You can protest anything you don't like in the streets.
                              37. You can take out an ad in your local newspaper.
                              38. You can choose to have cable television or not.
                              39. You can send someone a letter.
                              40. You can grow your hair as long as you like or shave it off.

                              Well, there's 40 of them to start with. You want me to continue?
                              I don't know about # 36.You sure as hell better not be holding up an anti-Bush sign within a half mile of Dubya when he's in town,or your ass WILL get arrested! Oh yeah Ford,that happened in the SOUTH.

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