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    Eddie Van Halen's Guitar Smashing rampage continues!!!



    Eddie Van Halen was arrested earlier today after attacking David Lee Roth (The Bingo host of the 9th annual AARP convention.) with a peavey guitar upside the ex- Van Halen frontman's cranium. Stay tuned to 198.4 WARF for more details!

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    WT???

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    C'mon Warf... play into the reunion theories...

    Former guitar virtuoso Eddie Van Halen smashes no good brother Alex Van Halen upside the head.

    Yes man Michael Anthony then calls EMT David Lee Roth to the rescue!

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    Originally posted by lms2
    C'mon Warf... play into the reunion theories...

    Former guitar virtuoso Eddie Van Halen smashes no good brother Alex Van Halen upside the head.

    Yes man Michael Anthony then calls EMT David Lee Roth to the rescue!
    LMAO!

    That would have been better.

    I'm not feeling very creative today.

    That picture isn't even David Lee Roth... but it looks like him.

    I was looking for the Eddie Van Halen guitar smashing picture, and came across this at yahoo.

    Doesn't it look like DLR?

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    Re: Eddie Van Halen's Guitar Smashing rampage continues!!!

    Originally posted by WARF


    Eddie Van Halen was arrested earlier today after attacking David Lee Roth (The Bingo host of the 9th annual AARP convention.) with a peavey guitar upside the ex- Van Halen frontman's cranium. Stay tuned to 198.4 WARF for more details!

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    Originally posted by lms2
    C'mon Warf... play into the reunion theories...

    Former guitar virtuoso Eddie Van Halen smashes no good brother Alex Van Halen upside the head.

    Yes man Michael Anthony then calls EMT David Lee Roth to the rescue!
    Now THAT'S how Van Halen should reunite
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Originally posted by WARF
    LMAO!


    Doesn't it look like DLR?
    Yea, if I squint...just something about the pants ain't quite right.

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    Originally posted by WARF
    I'm not feeling very creative today.

    even your creative days strike out sometimes.
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    This thread is the lamest!

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    Originally posted by VanRoth
    This thread is the lamest!
    This thread is sooo fuckin' gay, it is actually kinda funny.

    It's like a real bad David Letterman monologue that fails.

    Maybe I can redeem myself with a black chick squirting her breast milk on to a hershey's bar!!!

    Last edited by WARF; 11-20-2004 at 05:04 PM.

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    is that chick black or does she just need a shower?

    gives new meaning to "milk chocolate."

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

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    I think I found a new ad for, "Tropicana".


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    :p You're slipping, Warf Baby! Btw, that lactating mama isn't black.
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