Eddie Van Halen's Guitar Smashing rampage continues!!!

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318

    Eddie Van Halen's Guitar Smashing rampage continues!!!



    Eddie Van Halen was arrested earlier today after attacking David Lee Roth (The Bingo host of the 9th annual AARP convention.) with a peavey guitar upside the ex- Van Halen frontman's cranium. Stay tuned to 198.4 WARF for more details!
  • Fabulous Shadow

    #2
    WT???

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    • Don Corleone
      Veteran
      • May 2004
      • 2076

      #3
      ?

      Sorry, I forgot to laugh.
      Roth Army Militia

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      • lms2

        #4
        C'mon Warf... play into the reunion theories...

        Former guitar virtuoso Eddie Van Halen smashes no good brother Alex Van Halen upside the head.

        Yes man Michael Anthony then calls EMT David Lee Roth to the rescue!

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15318

          #5
          Originally posted by lms2
          C'mon Warf... play into the reunion theories...

          Former guitar virtuoso Eddie Van Halen smashes no good brother Alex Van Halen upside the head.

          Yes man Michael Anthony then calls EMT David Lee Roth to the rescue!
          LMAO!

          That would have been better.

          I'm not feeling very creative today.

          That picture isn't even David Lee Roth... but it looks like him.

          I was looking for the Eddie Van Halen guitar smashing picture, and came across this at yahoo.

          Doesn't it look like DLR?

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49136

            #6
            Re: Eddie Van Halen's Guitar Smashing rampage continues!!!

            Originally posted by WARF


            Eddie Van Halen was arrested earlier today after attacking David Lee Roth (The Bingo host of the 9th annual AARP convention.) with a peavey guitar upside the ex- Van Halen frontman's cranium. Stay tuned to 198.4 WARF for more details!

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22830

              #7
              Originally posted by lms2
              C'mon Warf... play into the reunion theories...

              Former guitar virtuoso Eddie Van Halen smashes no good brother Alex Van Halen upside the head.

              Yes man Michael Anthony then calls EMT David Lee Roth to the rescue!
              Now THAT'S how Van Halen should reunite
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • lms2

                #8
                Originally posted by WARF
                LMAO!


                Doesn't it look like DLR?
                Yea, if I squint...just something about the pants ain't quite right.

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11191

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WARF
                  I'm not feeling very creative today.

                  even your creative days strike out sometimes.
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                  • VanRoth
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 32

                    #10
                    This thread is the lamest!

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                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15318

                      #11
                      Originally posted by VanRoth
                      This thread is the lamest!
                      This thread is sooo fuckin' gay, it is actually kinda funny.

                      It's like a real bad David Letterman monologue that fails.

                      Maybe I can redeem myself with a black chick squirting her breast milk on to a hershey's bar!!!

                      Last edited by WARF; 11-20-2004, 06:04 PM.

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                      • twonabomber
                        formerly F A T
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11191

                        #12
                        is that chick black or does she just need a shower?

                        gives new meaning to "milk chocolate."
                        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15318

                          #13
                          BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15318

                            #14
                            I think I found a new ad for, "Tropicana".

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                            • Switch84
                              Veteran
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2315

                              #15
                              :p You're slipping, Warf Baby! Btw, that lactating mama isn't black.
                              "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                              Blackflag on DLR

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