Dave's EMT endeavor was mentioned on Saturday Night Lives' Weekend Update. They said "It was not going well and showed a doctored vintage shot of Dave "jumping" out, doing a butterfly kick, of the back of an ambulance. By the way, no mention of Van Hagar.
Cause Van Hagar is worth no mention!
Hahaha!!! Even after the Eddie Van Breakdown meltdown, he STILL can't get any press! Dave's doing his thing trying NOT to get press and they're all over him!
HOW SWEET IT IS!
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I heard something about David Lee Roth working as a Lifeguard now.Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Dave's EMT endeavor was mentioned on Saturday Night Lives' Weekend Update. They said "It was not going well and showed a doctored vintage shot of Dave "jumping" out, doing a butterfly kick, of the back of an ambulance. By the way, no mention of Van Hagar.
Clever! But I heard Eddie's a crazy drunk and Sammy's a fat tequila salesman. And I also heard your mother's fat and like's Puerto Rican male strippers.Originally posted by OISUCKDICK2&BALANCE
I heard something about David Lee Roth working as a Lifeguard now.
It is good David Lee Roth is working as a Lifeguard. I guess he managed to pass the Drug testing to do that kind of work. I am pleased for him. He might have actually found something he might be good at.
Well sheep, your mother said he was good at fucking her hard. By the way, he's not a lifeguard unfortunately, otherwise he could save Eddie Van Halen from drowning in liqueur. But I guess as an EMT, he learned something about anatomy. Your mom was an excellent study!:eek:Originally posted by OISUCKDICK2&BALANCE
It is good David Lee Roth is working as a Lifeguard. I guess he managed to pass the Drug testing to do that kind of work. I am pleased for him. He might have actually found something he might be good at.
David is doing a good thing by being a Lifeguard just as Sammy is as being the singer and songwriter of Van Halen.
By the way, coming here with your obvious sheepish agenda for Spammy Hagar and Eddie Van Drunken, you should know that a good metaphor for the Van Hagar tour is this:
What's the last song Sammy wrote? And I think last night was Fagar's last time singing for the Lying Dutchman drunken fool Eddie after he almost rammed a guitar up Sammy's fat ass!Originally posted by OISUCKDICK2&BALANCE
David is doing a good thing by being a Lifeguard just as Sammy is as being the singer and songwriter of Van Halen.
David left Van Halen to be a Movie Star or a Gameshow host or something. Sammy is doing a fantastic job as the singer of Van Halen. David has made a couple of nice songs but his solo career didn't last too long without EVH, AVH and MA.
Oh really, when was the last Van Fagar album released, ten fucking years ago you queer. Fuck off with that spam shit douche!Originally posted by OISUCKDICK2&BALANCE
David left Van Halen to be a Movie Star or a Gameshow host or something. Sammy is doing a fantastic job as the singer of Van Halen. David has made a couple of nice songs but his solo career didn't last too long without EVH, AVH and MA.
David hasn't been a proper member of Van Halen in nearly 20 years. It doesn't matter though he is making a few bucks as a Lifeguard now. I guess he had to do that considering he hasn't sold any records in about 15 or so years now.
shut up
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
Lemme guess...Pete?Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
David hasn't been a proper member of Van Halen in nearly 20 years. It doesn't matter though he is making a few bucks as a Lifeguard now. I guess he had to do that considering he hasn't sold any records in about 15 or so years now.
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Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Really fag, Sammy hasn't been a "proper" member for 10 years now seeing as he was a "hired gun" for this piece of shit, ignored tour. Funny how Dave gets more press in one week as an EMT than this traveling shitcart of a tour has gotten all year. By the way, Van Halen hasn't sold many records for ten years now (VH III only went gold). And by the way, Dave is volunteering as an EMT, so if you are going to come here with your really gay shit, at least do your homework douchebag!Originally posted by OISUCKDICK2&BALANCE
David hasn't been a proper member of Van Halen in nearly 20 years. It doesn't matter though he is making a few bucks as a Lifeguard now. I guess he had to do that considering he hasn't sold any records in about 15 or so years now.
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rikk don't be a homo...
take gaypo's pic off your icon
thats just queer, if you got a beef w/the guy.... then thats 1 thing
but dont be a queer, in put his pic up
LOL. What are you...buddies with him now?Originally posted by tjvhou812
rikk don't be a homo...
take gaypo's pic off your icon
thats just queer, if you got a beef w/the guy.... then thats 1 thing
but dont be a queer, in put his pic up
i'm not his buddie.....
thats just queer
i dont run w/any1 you fuckin red head
POOP BOY, we've missed you.Originally posted by tjvhou812
i'm not his buddie.....
thats just queer
i dont run w/any1 you fuckin red head
BTW, "buddie" is actually spelled B-U-D-D-Y.
"Dont" has an apostrophe in it.
Two spaces are not required between two words.
If you're going to remove a letter from a word, make sure you replace it with an apostrophe. Thus, you would write FUCKIN', and not just FUCKIN.
Also, a term like "red head" would either have the words combined into one word "redhead" or have a hyphen placed between them (ie. red-head).
Just thought I could help.
How's your alias, cockvanhalen69 doing?
So how DOES shit taste, anyway?Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
David hasn't been a proper member of Van Halen in nearly 20 years. It doesn't matter though he is making a few bucks as a Lifeguard now. I guess he had to do that considering he hasn't sold any records in about 15 or so years now.
Twistin' by the pool.
Originally posted by bueno bob
So how DOES shit taste, anyway?
Yeah...me too...and that fat fuck Hagar has just signed on to be his fucking floating device...and $1.04 a day...Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
I heard something about David Lee Roth working as a Lifeguard now.
shut the fuck up dipshit...
Sammy took the gig...why?...because he has no legacy...and he wants one...
right now...he's...well...the replacement...lmfao...first for the great roth...now...well...for Cherone...and he came in second place BOTH times...
Christ...signing up Hagar for part 2 forced poor Edward back into the bottle...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Dave was in SNL twice last night...
once for the EMT...
and once in the promo for one of their skits...the one satiring the American Music Awards...
it wasn't in a kind light...
it was for the American Trainwreck Awards...and his pic was featured as someone who would be appearing on it...
that sounds good ROTH ON !!!!!
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Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
David left Van Halen to be a Movie Star or a Gameshow host or something. Sammy is doing a fantastic job as the singer of Van Halen. .
you'd better run away...I give you five minutesOriginally posted by tjvhou812
i'm not his buddie.....
thats just queer
i dont run w/any1 you fuckin red head
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Go back to the links ya fuckin sheep.Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
I heard something about David Lee Roth working as a Lifeguard now.Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
just as Sammy is as being the singer and songwriter of Van Halen.
This by far is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Spammy a singer and songwriter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMMFFIAO
but he forgot to mention that sam outsold dave 10 to 1Originally posted by moose
This by far is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Spammy a singer and songwriter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMMFFIAO
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