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    Virtual Bartender

    Ordering beer, a light, and a fight works...probably more but I got aggravated. She's really hot as well.

    Virtual Bartender

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    LOL....for a moment there I thought pussy was going to work....

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    Anyone found her tatoo yet?

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    :confused: WTF? What's the object of this game? I typed "Corona" and nothing happened.
    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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    I found the tattoo!!!!!! want to know how to find it?

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    i typed in 'will you suck my cock as grimsdale fucks your ass'

    you should see what she does!

    WOOHOO±

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    Hot lesbian session didn't work as well......
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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
    I found the tattoo!!!!!! want to know how to find it?

    Make 'em work for it....

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    Originally posted by WACF
    Make 'em work for it....

    LOL! Is there a male bartender game? I'd like to find his tattoo....

    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

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    I maded her strip by typing in "naked" but some dumb security guy comes and blocks it out... so, how do you get the tatoo? I made her dance on the bar and bend over... ...but no tatoo..
    Knowing and believing are two very different things.

    It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.


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    Originally posted by WACF
    Make 'em work for it....
    Ok dokie

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    Originally posted by Keeyth
    I maded her strip by typing in "naked" but some dumb security guy comes and blocks it out... so, how do you get the tatoo? I made her dance on the bar and bend over... ...but no tatoo..
    you missed a T. TATTOO.
    Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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    I noticed that 'boobs' works, 'ass' does as well. And the tattoo, well, that should just be too obvious
    Yo Yo Yo

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    Originally posted by aesop
    And the tattoo, well, that should just be too obvious
    I agree babe!

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    she likes Coors

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    doesn't like Miller

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    Originally posted by Keeyth
    I maded her strip by typing in "naked" but some dumb security guy comes and blocks it out... so, how do you get the tatoo? I made her dance on the bar and bend over... ...but no tatoo..
    LMAO..kick that bastard in the nads..the top comes off dancin on the bar too...

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    fuck..i will be here for hours now...

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    straight up dance is better than on the bar...

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
    I agree babe!
    lol. maybe they can't spell. Or cut-and-paste?

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    i took her home
    wanna know how? it was to fuckin easy
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    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
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    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
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    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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    Wow you should see the shit i'm making her do
    try this one and I'll let you figure the rest out by yourself

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    won't go for the blowjob..lmao..kiss me is cool..killer eyes

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    tell her to lick my face and she licks her tit...
    GREAT FUCKIN FIND RUSTOFFA!!!

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    kiss

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    Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
    i took her home
    wanna know how? it was to fuckin easy
    ok..ok..i give up... how?

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    "Pour a beer on yourself"
    Go home the Earth is full....

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    Stupid bitch! I ordered a piont of guiness and she gets me a small piss water! WTF

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    Ask her to "kiss me you fool!" You won't be disappointed.

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    If you ask her if she sucks dick, you'll see her blowing me.
    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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    i think she likes me...

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    “ Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
    i took her home
    wanna know how? it was to fuckin easy ”

    ok..ok..i give up... how?

    Originally posted by fairwrning
    ok..ok..i give up... how?
    First have her do a LOVE DANCE Then you figure it out
    i love this thing Great Friggin find

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    Airguitar.... great stuff

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    and then "headbang..."

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    I think we have a winner..

    "hummer"... ROFL!!!

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    and for post #700

    "orgasm"

    hilarious...

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