Van Halen Pilgrimage

[MAX]

Hey Rikk,

Of course I'm far too modest but tell DG about my Anthony Kiedis cos I highly doubt she'd believe me. LOL!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
actually its Abbott and Costello which right there shows that I am at least half the problem. LOL. I did say three stoogies, huh? LMFAO!
Here's mine and max's typical PM: (names have been changed to protect the mentally challenged)

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.

LMAO!!!

Too true!!!

I'm still leaning more towards the "hen-brain" analogy though.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!

Too true!!!

I'm still leaning more towards the "hen-brain" analogy though.

hee hee hee Max said "anal"

[Rikk]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
who's the guy in your avatar? LMAO!

Man...I may guess that you're referring to Greta's small tits?:p

Am I the only one that believes that a nice female ass is more important than tits?

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
hee hee hee Max said "anal"

Hahahaha!!!!

Regardless, I'm NO back door man!!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
who's the guy in your avatar? LMAO!

I cannot believe I missed that!!!! GOOD ONE!!!

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!!

You haven't made me laugh so hard in ages!!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Rikk
Man...I may guess that you're referring to Greta's small tits?:p

Am I the only one that believes that a nice female ass is more important than tits?

LOL. Does she have a nice ass?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey Rikk,

Of course I'm far too modest but tell DG about my Anthony Kiedis cos I highly doubt she'd believe me. LOL!!!

tell me!

[MAX]

Tell her Rikk cos she would NEVER believe it!!!

[diamondsgirl]

I'll believe you, but I am turning in right now...morning comes early for DG.

So, if I don't reply until tomorrow don't get all weepy.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'll believe you, but I am turning in right now...morning comes early for DG.

So, if I don't reply until tomorrow don't get all weepy.

I guess you'll just have to use your hen-brain and fantasize. The funny thing is that ain't it!!! Like I say, you will not believe it. LOL!!!

Sweet Dreams Abbot the Hen Brain.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Tell her Rikk cos she would NEVER believe it!!!

Dude does a great Kiedis impression (except for the in-tune part)...LOL! Just kidding.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Dude does a great Kiedis impression (except for the in-tune part)...LOL! Just kidding.

Fuck you!!!

You are just jealous cos I blew it away!!!! It was fucking dead on and you know it!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuck you!!!

You are just jealous cos I blew it away!!!! It was fucking dead on and you know it!!!

I'm just kidding, dude!

I've been doing Kiedis for years, but yours was spot-on. Honestly. It was great.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I guess you'll just have to use your hen-brain and fantasize. The funny thing is that ain't it!!! Like I say, you will not believe it. LOL!!!

Sweet Dreams Abbot the Hen Brain.

DG: Who's a hen brain?
Max: Yes!



But, seriously, what ain't what? :confused:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
DG: Who's a hen brain?
Max: Yes!



But, seriously, what ain't what? :confused:

Alright, you win and I take it back oh wise one.

Now, what we talking about again? :confised:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Alright, you win and I take it back oh wise one.

Now, what we talking about again? :confised:

LMAO! You haven't told me yet!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LMAO! You haven't told me yet!

Told you "what?"

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Told you "what?"

That's it...I'm gonna kick your ass...

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
That's it...I'm gonna kick your ass...

Promise? :p