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    A note from Jerry (Falwell, not Garcia...)

    Throughout our nation’s history there have been champions of freedom who had a dramatic influence in the rise of freedom in America. I wish to honor these Christian leaders with this column.

    Gov. Bradford came to America on the Mayflower with his wife, Dorothy, who drowned on December 7, 1620, when the ship was anchored in Provincetown Harbor. Despite the anguish of losing his wife, Gov. Bradford wrote “Of Plymouth Plantation,” which gave an account of the Plymouth Colony.

    In 1623, the notion of Thanksgiving was born as Gov. Bradford declared: “Inasmuch as the great Father has given us this year an abundant harvest of Indian corn, wheat, peas, beans, squashes, and garden vegetables, and has made the forests to abound with game and the sea with fish and clams, and inasmuch as he has protected us from the ravages of the savages, has spared us from pestilence and disease, has granted us freedom to worship God according to the dictates of our own conscience.”

    This man of faith proclaimed that November 29, 1623 (their third year on the new continent) served as a day to “render thanksgiving to ye Almighty God for all His blessings.” The colonists had actually celebrated with a feast in 1621, as Indian chiefs Massassoit, Squanto and Samoset and many of their men joined with the Pilgrims for a three-day event.

    George Washington

    Throughout the 1700s, individual colonies initiated individual days of thanksgiving each year. Informal Thanksgiving festivities were held in 1777 throughout the colonies as a form of celebrating the surrender of British General Burgoyne at Saratoga.

    But in 1789, military hero George Washington, who was serving as America’s first president, declared that America should officially honor God with a National Day of Thanksgiving. Recalling the many blessings on the young nation, President Washington wrote a proclamation setting aside Thursday, November 26, as “A Day of Publick Thanksgiving and Prayer.”

    Signed on October 3, 1789, the decree designated the day “to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God.” It was an important declaration that reminded all Americans throughout the young nation that God had indeed blessed them with the gift of freedom.

    Abraham Lincoln

    On October 3, 1863, with our nation embroiled in a bitter conflict that set brother against brother, President Abraham Lincoln issued a proclamation calling for a national Thanksgiving holiday to take place on the fourth Tuesday of November. This great man, noting the “severity” of the war, said the nation needed to turn its collective hearts heavenward in the time of national struggle.

    “No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things,” President Lincoln wrote. “They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy.” He noted that the way to bring the nation back to unity was by imploring “the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquility and Union.”

    What truly inspiring words these are. And they remain pertinent today as our nation is embroiled in a type of war Mr. Lincoln could never have imagined.

    Franklin D. Roosevelt

    In 1939, President Franklin D. Roosevelt moved the holiday to the third Thursday of November (to extend the Christmas shopping season and boost the economy). After a storm of protest, Roosevelt changed the holiday again in 1941 to the fourth Thursday in November, where it stands today.

    On Thanksgiving Day 1943, with the world at war, President Franklin D. Roosevelt issued this proclamation: “God’s help to us has been great in this year of march towards world-wide liberty. In brotherhood with warriors of other United Nations our gallant men have won victories, have freed our homes from fear, have made tyranny tremble, and have laid the foundation for freedom of life in a world which will be free.”

    Several other presidents issued Thanksgiving proclamations. In 1898, President William McKinley said the blessings on the nation should “inspire us with gratitude and praise to the Lord of Hosts.” In 1917, President Woodrow Wilson described the annual tradition of giving “in praise and thanksgiving to Almighty God for His many blessings and mercies to us as a nation.”

    And in 2001, President George W. Bush issued his proclamation, saying: “In thankfulness and humility, we acknowledge, especially now, our dependence on One greater than ourselves. ... May Almighty God, who is our refuge and our strength in this time of trouble, watch over our homeland, protect us, and grant us patience, resolve, and wisdom in all that is to come.”

    This year, as we celebrate Thanksgiving 381 years after Gov. Bradford’s first official proclamation, we continue to see an aggressive assault on the Judeo-Christian values that served as a foundation for the young nation. As we can see from the writings of great men of the past, these values have sustained and strengthened our nation at critical times.

    It is imperative that those who understand the Christian heritage of this nation ensure that future generations have the ability to defend Thanksgiving and other God-inspired celebrations and observances that define our nation against those forces that wish to drive us into secular oblivion.

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    Throughout our nation’s history there have been champions of freedom who had a dramatic influence in the rise of freedom in America. I wish to honor these Christian leaders with this column.

    Gov. Bradford came to America on the Mayflower with his wife, Dorothy, who drowned on December 7, 1620, when the ship was anchored in Provincetown Harbor. Despite the anguish of losing his wife, Gov. Bradford wrote “Of Plymouth Plantation,” which gave an account of the Plymouth Colony.

    In 1623, the notion of Thanksgiving was born as Gov. Bradford declared: “Inasmuch as the great Father has given us this year an abundant harvest of Indian corn, wheat, peas, beans, squashes, and garden vegetables, and has made the forests to abound with game and the sea with fish and clams, and inasmuch as he has protected us from the ravages of the savages, has spared us from pestilence and disease, has granted us freedom to worship God according to the dictates of our own conscience.”

    This man of faith proclaimed that November 29, 1623 (their third year on the new continent) served as a day to “render thanksgiving to ye Almighty God for all His blessings.” The colonists had actually celebrated with a feast in 1621, as Indian chiefs Massassoit, Squanto and Samoset and many of their men joined with the Pilgrims for a three-day event.
    Falwell just skipped right over the ending of killing Indians, stealing their land, putting them on reservations and giving them smallpox.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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    Heh heh heh..

    Hey, all they were doing is trying to keep them warm with those blankets!

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    Originally posted by Pink Spider
    Falwell just skipped right over the ending of killing Indians, stealing their land, putting them on reservations and giving them smallpox.

    Is anyone really losing any sleep over this? Does anyone think this wouldn't have eventually happened by some other society other than English and Dutch? French or Asian perhaps? Deal with it people. It's history.
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    Why is it on a Thursday?

    Surely a Friday would be better?:confused:

    Or do you get two days?

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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Why is it on a Thursday?

    Surely a Friday would be better?:confused:

    Or do you get two days?
    A lot of people get a 4 day weekend. Some don't. Friday is the biggest shopping day of the year. A lot of stores around my area are open at 5:30 am on Friday. You are not going to catch me out in that shopping madness for anything. Those b****hes shopping are crazy. My apologies to our wonderful female board members.

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    Ahh...

    Yeah any excuse for a shop.

    My dad always says giving a woman a credit card is like giving a monkey a machine gun.

    Cheers!


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    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Ahh...

    Yeah any excuse for a shop.

    My dad always says giving a woman a credit card is like giving a monkey a machine gun.

    Cheers!

    Or like giving a monkey a flight suit.....
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    I never get tired of these..

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    Why hasn't someone put Falwell out of his misery yet? And these questions still haunt me to this day...

    1. Where in the name of Virgin Mary's tampon and Jesus on a pogo-stick was this cocksucker schooled and "ordained"?

    2. Who the fuck saw fit to give this evolutionary dead-weight a doctorate?!

    Forget about Bush, Ford. If you want a terrorist, just turn an eye to the leader of the American 'Christian' version of the Taliban, Chancellor Falwell.
    (Anybody else hear the faint sound of goosestepping when you read that title?)
    Last edited by WolfStar999; 11-27-2004 at 08:45 PM.

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    Jerry Falwell is a walking douchebag in my opinion.

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    Originally posted by WolfStar999
    1. Where in the name of Virgin Mary's tampon and Jesus on a pogo-stick was this cocksucker schooled and "ordained"?
    Probably the same place as the "Reverends" Jackson and Sharpton...

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    Wink

    Yeah - a couple of years ago, I got ordained as a minister over the Internet. And for an extra $49.95, they would've made me a bishop, too.

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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    Jerry Falwell is a walking douchebag in my opinion.
    I agree. All Christians are NOT like this stupid motherfucker!
    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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    I second that !!

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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    I second that !!

    LOL!

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    Originally posted by Jesus Christ
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    You should tighten the choke chain on "Reverends" Jackson, Swaggert, and Sharpton, too, 'Lord'.

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    Especially Jackson...

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    Judge not, My children.....

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    Originally posted by Jesus Christ
    Judge not, My children.....

    Yeah, ok, riiiiiiggghhht........

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