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    What happened to EVH?

    I have been a lurker for a couple days, but felt compelled to ask what has Eddie done to himself. He looks like a walking corpse. The last time I saw a photo of him was in 1984 and he looked fine. At times he looks like one of the "planet of the apes" characters.
    I saw him at the Capital Centre in Wash DC back in 1984. He looked like a nasty person. He even deliberately flicked his cigarette at someone. What has become of him?

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    you want to know what happened to him?

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    Re: What happened to EVH?

    Originally posted by plecostomus
    I have been a lurker for a couple days, but felt compelled to ask what has Eddie done to himself. He looks like a walking corpse. The last time I saw a photo of him was in 1984 and he looked fine. At times he looks like one of the "planet of the apes" characters.
    I saw him at the Capital Centre in Wash DC back in 1984. He looked like a nasty person. He even deliberately flicked his cigarette at someone. What has become of him?
    Playing with Sammy will do that to ya! Too bad ED is blind to the symptoms. He should have known playing with that fat, alien-probed guy, would have some adverse effects on him!
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    Originally posted by plecostomus
    I have been a lurker for a couple days, but felt compelled to ask what has Eddie done to himself. He looks like a walking corpse. The last time I saw a photo of him was in 1984 and he looked fine. At times he looks like one of the "planet of the apes" characters.
    I saw him at the Capital Centre in Wash DC back in 1984. He looked like a nasty person. He even deliberately flicked his cigarette at someone. What has become of him?
    He was consumed by an ego. And therefore lost his talent and dignity!
    Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!

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    That is a fuckin Shocking picture you posted DavidLeeNatra
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    Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
    That is a fuckin Shocking picture you posted DavidLeeNatra
    They look like they're autditioning for a film part but Eddie should be played by Michael J Fox!

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    My grandmother has an old davenport made outta the same fabric as Mickey's jacket. And Ed looks like he just got back from a Menudo audition.
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    Michael Anthony- This guy always had the aura of knowing that he never really belonged to the band.

    Alex- Greasy, latino-resembling underachieving percussionist who hides behind mirrored glasses. Not at all worthy to be in the band either.

    Eddie- Short on words guy gets the key to the world. The rest is predictable.

    Sammy- Right here, right now = The right place at the right time.

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    "WHAT HAPPENED TO EVH?"

    Easy, really.........

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    That 'Eddie auditoning for Menudo' diss was CLASSIC! Menudo worked for Ricky Martin. Maybe Eddie Van Breakdown should enlist him for VH's next lead singer............


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    Stranger things have happened....

    Van Halen's fourth singer?????

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    Originally posted by Switch84
    That 'Eddie auditoning for Menudo' diss was CLASSIC! Menudo worked for Ricky Martin. Maybe Eddie Van Breakdown should enlist him for VH's next lead singer............


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    DLNatra... the "Wham!" quotation you put with it from before was perfect.

    It got funnier when I started thinking about Spam singing the words to Wham's radio hit that said something like "don't leave me hangin' solo."

    Ha ha ha. I mean really, in that photo they look like they're gonna start screaming
    "Wyyyyy Emmm Ceee Ayyyy" any second.

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    its twenty years since 1984 an the guys a rock god whos indulged in enough drugs to knock out a heard of horses in his youtjh. people seem to criticize edd too much, Dave aint lookin to great for his age either and anyone who says he looks as good as he did in the day is clearly dilouded.

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    I haven't posted on this site since Sarge went away awhile back, but this seemed to be a sincere question. I feel Eddie is a really talented guy whom everyone around enables to be an alcoholic. Whether he plays w/Dave or not is irrelevant, he just needs someone to wake him up. I loved VH w/Dave and hope it returns but I don't know how this will happen w/the shape Eddie's in. As much as I love to bash VH w/Hagar, it is really sad to see what is happening to such a talented musician. Half of my love for the Dave era was due to this guy and even though he's done and said some really terrible shit since then, this is such a waste it's unreal. I know I'll probably get slammed for this and I'm not a "Sheep", but I hope things get turned around for him. Alcoholism sucks, and Eddie's not alone in his problem. Let's all hope for the best.

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    Re: Stranger things have happened....

    Originally posted by Switch84
    Van Halen's fourth singer?????
    Ricky Martin????!!!!!!!!!!???????? Wasn't the last one gay enough?

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    >>anyone who says he looks as good as he did in the day is clearly dilouded.<<

    Hrm, isn't "dilouded" some
    kind of tranquilizer? : P

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    HE looks like a old leather baseball glove thats been left out in the rain!

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    Thanks guys. I guess its common and human for people to lose themselves when they go from nothing to being king of the world, if you will. Some can maintain a decent degree of self-moderation.



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    Originally posted by col5150
    its twenty years since 1984 an the guys a rock god whos indulged in enough drugs to knock out a heard of horses in his youtjh. people seem to criticize edd too much, Dave aint lookin to great for his age either and anyone who says he looks as good as he did in the day is clearly dilouded.

    You've clearly missed the point here, dude! NOBODY looks the same after 20 years, genius! What folks CAN do is not become alcoholic shitheads that seeks to destroy their own legacy, and Davy Baby has not done that! And Davy Baby looks GREAT! Post a pic of yourself at 50; you won't look half as good.

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    gimmie 28 years and ill get back to you

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    At this point does anybody really give a shit about what happens to eddie. I mean its obvious he does not care about what the fans want. If he cared about the fans he would have done what was right in the first place. Fuck ed, The fans want DLR not some fat shitty knock off or some skinny fuck that bounced around in his splash pants like a fag at a decorators convention. Fuck any thing that has to do with the letter V and H.

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    Originally posted by col5150
    gimmie 28 years and ill get back to you

    :p You STILL won't look half as good as Davy Baby.

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    I was always pulling for a DLR/VH reunion but at this point, the guy needs some help- I agree. I'm just going to follow Dave, because Eddie is so messed up right now it looks as though everyone in his own band is turned against him right now. How can this guy even call Dave in the state he's in

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    Originally posted by justinj
    I was always pulling for a DLR/VH reunion but at this point, the guy needs some help- I agree. I'm just going to follow Dave, because Eddie is so messed up right now it looks as though everyone in his own band is turned against him right now. How can this guy even call Dave in the state he's in

    He can't! If he never plays again, he should get himself together for HIS sake and his son's.

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    Originally posted by Parnelly
    Fuck any thing that has to do with the letter V and H.

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