I TOLD YOU SO!! I TOLD YOU SO!!! Van Hagar™ IS BACK!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!

[hitch1969©]

FUCK YEAH!!!

It happened! It happened! It happened!!!

Just like I fucking said it would!!!

Fuckin' A BABY!!!

I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
NEENER NEENER!!

BREASTS!!
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[hitch1969©]

someone please get the franchise negro a STICKY STICKY STICKY goddammit!!

and your finest bottle of Cabo Wabo Tequila, please!

BREASTS!!

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[Cathedral]

I felt it in the force, Van Halen no longer has a space in my heart.........Fuck Them, and i hope they fall flat on their faces...

If i attend a show, would they throw me out for tossing Tomato's at them with a DLR Logo on them?

[Viking]

WTF did I just miss?!?! :confused:

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Viking
WTF did I just miss?!?! :confused:

[Julius]

Other than a Sammy song playing in the background, and Right Now being played before the player introductions... I don't see what the hubbub is.

[Viking]

Did Mike play with Sammy at all during Superbash?

[Julius]

Originally posted by Viking
Did Mike play with Sammy at all during Superbash?

No, but Kevin Dugan was spotted behind Sammy's rig.

[hitch1969©]

Only I BILLieved™...

Only I was RIGHT.

GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCK!!! I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING STICKY IN THE MAIN FORUMS OF THE GODDAMMNED MOTHERFUCKING DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™!@!!


always trust the brilliant hitchBRAIN©.

BREASTS!!

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[Cathedral]

If Kevin is there then so is our favorite puppet, Michael Anthony, lol...

He's like the dudes shadow n shit....

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Viking
WTF did I just miss?!?! :confused:

Yeah what ??

[Julius]

Originally posted by Cathedral
If Kevin is there then so is our favorite puppet, Michael Anthony, lol...

He's like the dudes shadow n shit....

Yep....

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Julius
Yep....

Hagar's last chance to get a good manager for the band rested with Tim
Collins, who handled Aerosmith. Sammy thought he would be a good fit for
Van Halen, because he could help break Eddie from his drug and alcohol
dependency ! just as he had done with Joe Perry. Hagar says that when
the Boston native first hooked up with the Aerosmith guitarist in the
early '80s, he was in terrible shape, worse than Eddie Van Halen ever
thought of getting. Collins not only cleaned up Perry's act, he was
instrumental in reuniting him with Steven Tyler. When he assumed
management duties of the reformed band, a clean and sober Aerosmith once
again became a powerhouse in the music business. Sammy believed the
manager would do a good job of keeping Van Halen psychologically sound.
Things were starting to get a little goofy in the studio, as he puts it,
between Eddie and himself, and the band needed someone to calm things
down. Another factor weighing heavily in Collins' favor was his strong
relationship with MTV. Having won three video awards on their last
album, Hagar thought it was especially important for Van Halen's new
manager to have a strong relationship with the music video channel. Ray
Danniels, he found out, had absolutely no pull at the network. Sammy
thought it was vital to have MTV's support when the new album was
released. An Aerosmith/Van Halen combination, he was convinced, would
make both bands a powerful combination to be dealt with on a worldwide
level. "I figured with both groups under his control," explained Sammy,
"Tim could make phone calls and say, 'Oh, you don't like Van Halen.
Well, you aren't going to get Aerosmith either.' Hearing that, people
would go, 'Wait a minute; let's talk.' With both bands at his disposal,
it would give Tim considerable clout in all aspects of the music
business. He could definitely help us out in the European market where
we had trouble. I really thought the brothers would understand that and
vote him in. When I mentioned his name to Alex, he said, 'Tim Collins?
He already manages Aerosmith. That's all he'll ever do. Aerosmith will
be No. 1, and we will always be second.' I told Al that wouldn't be the
case. In fact, I had already asked Tim that very question, about
juggling both bands. Since these guys were already slamming every
manager we talked to, I thought I'd better confront him on the issue
before he spoke with the brothers.

"Tim was very matter-of-fact with me on the subject. He told me that if
we scheduled everything just right, one band would be recording their
album, while the other one was out touring to support their new release.
Tim was up front and to the point with me about where his true allegiance
rested. He said, 'Sam, if there was ever a time when both Aerosmith and
Van Halen had a single coming out at the same time, my loyalty would lie
with Aerosmith first. I'm not stupid enough to do something like that,
but if it did happen and I was forced to make a decision for whatever
reason, Aerosmith would take precedence over Van Halen.' After he said
that, I knew he was the one we needed. If I would have posed that same
question to Ray in regards to Rush over Van Halen, he would have said,
'Oh well, of course it would be you.' He would have said we were No. 1
over his wife, his kids, you name it, just to manage the band. When Tim
told me that, I was thinking, 'Wow, that's a great statement. That's what
I want to hear.' I told Al about my conversation the next day, and he
said, 'That is a psychological ploy. He's been messing with all these
psychologists that are involved with Aerosmith. He knows exactly what to
say because of them.' I looked at Alex and said, 'Well, Ray's had
fucking Rush for 23 years. Do you think he's going to be more loyal to
us than them?' He said, 'Oh, Rush is going to retire. They are washed
up. Ray knows they're finished. He told me that himself.' Alex went on
and on with all this horseshit about Rush he'd been told by Ray."

Hagar says he was appalled at the negative comments directed toward Rush
by Alex Van Halen that he attributed directly to Ray Danniels. Sammy was
even more offended at the fact that Al's brother-in-law wanted to manage
Van Halen so badly, he was willing to sell out his other band to get the
job. For over two decades, Danniels had stood behind Rush. From what
Hagar was hearing, apparently that was a thing of the past. The Red
Rocker even spoke to Ray himself about the Canadian trio and was
astounded by the answers he received.

"Ray even bad-mouthed Rush to me," said an incredulous Hagar. "Can you
believe it? He was saying shit like, 'If they had a good singer, they
could have made it on pop radio.' He was telling me that with the kind
of music they play, Rush would never be any more than they already have
been. I started hammering him with questions. I said, 'Ray, Rush should
have been the Canadian Led Zeppelin. Why don't they sell records? Why
did their last record only do 400,000 or 500,000 records?' He said to
me, 'If they only had a singer.' He was crazy to say that, because Geddy
Lee has one of the most unique voices in rock. Rush's big problem is
they never had any videos which is one of the major complaints I had
against Ray. I knew his dealing with MTV would bury us. I even called
over there and asked them about their relationship with him. They didn't
even know who Ray Danniels was. When I told them he was the manager of
Rush, they said, 'Well, we never had a relationship with Rush. We've only
had a couple of videos from them.' In other words, Ray had no clout with
them whatsoever."

About a week after Alex and Sammy had their conversation, Hagar received
a phone call from Danniels. He was in management discussions with the
band Extreme, and wanted to know his thoughts about taking the band on as
a client. The Boston-based outfit had been under the guidance of Louis
Levine, who also managed Michael Bolton. The group, featuring Gary
Cherone on vocals and Nuno Bettencourt on guitar, hit the big time in
1991 with Pornograffiti. The double platinum album featured the No. 1
smash, "More Than Words" and the Top Ten hit, "Hole-Hearted." After that
record, the group stumbled badly and never again recaptured its past
glory. "Ray was kissing my ass so bad you wouldn't believe it," added
Hagar, shaking his head. "He called me and said, 'I have been asked to
manage Extreme. I want to know your opinion of it.' He was trying to get
me to say okay. Instead I just said, 'I don't think you should do it.
Extreme is a bunch of losers No. 1, and second, their career is over.
Ray went on to tell me that he had hired a guy in New York to handle the
situation, so it wouldn't get in the way of things. He says, 'I promise
you some other guy will manage the band. I'll just oversee it and help
them out politically.' Let me tell you, he got way involved with them.
When I brought up the subject of Ray managing Extreme to Alex, he said,
'Ah, fuck them. That doesn't matter; they're nothing. Besides, he's got
another guy to work with them anyway.' I'm thinking to myself, 'Here we
go again!'

While the debate over a new manager raged on, Van Halen was in the studio
working on the album they were dedicating to the memory of Ed Leffler.
David Lee Roth released Your Filthy Little Mouth on March 26. It entered
the Billboard charts at No. 78 and dropped off fourteen days later.
While Warner Bros. was trying to squeeze some airplay for Roth anywhere
in the country they could, the Red Rocker was busy promoting his 12-song
greatest hits album for Geffen. He called the record Unboxed, to poke fun
at all the artists and bands that were releasing boxed set collections at
the time. Released on April 2, Sammy stayed true to his word and did a
two-week press junket. He did the David Letterman Show and appeared on
CNN's Showbiz Today. He was slotted to do the Tonight Show and perform
"Give to Live," but the brothers forced Michael Anthony to withdraw from
Sammy's band at the last minute, thus cancelling the performance.

When Hagar returned to Los Angeles to resume the management debate, Sammy
was convinced more than ever that Tim Collins was their man. Aerosmith
was scheduled to kick off the Japanese leg of the Get a Grip tour in
Yokohama on April 27. Collins flew out to L. A. about two weeks before
the tour to talk with Van Halen and listen to some of the new songs. He
answered all the brothers' questions about conflict of interest and band
loyalties. He laid out his ideas for integrating his management style
with both groups. The more he explained his plans regarding Van Halen,
the further impressed Hagar became. After about a week of meetings with
the manager, urgent business in San Francisco called Sammy away. As he
was leaving for the airport, he told Collins they would speak shortly.
Hagar was fairlyc confident that Ray Danniels was going to be cast aside
in favor of the Aerosmith manager. When he returned to Los Angeles a
couple of days later, to resume work on the album, he was stunned by what
he saw in the studio. Eddie Van Halen's long hair was gone, and replaced
by a crew-cut.

"When we took a break from recording that day," the singer said, "I found
Alex outside smoking a cigarette, and asked him what had possessed Eddie
to cut his hair. He then told me about the late night rendezvous with
Tim Collins. After I had left town, Eddie called Tim late one evening in
his hotel room and told him he needed to talk to him right away. When he
arrived at the studio around two in the morning, Alex was there and sat
with Tim through this meeting. Eddie was in really bad shape, just fucked
up out of his brain. Valerie had apparently kicked him out of the house,
because she didn't want him drunk around the baby. Tim sat with Eddie
for two or three hours that night, while Edward laid his heavy guilt trip
on him. At one point, Eddie started crying, grabbed a pair of clippers,
and cut all his long hair in front of Tim. He said, 'I'm so frustrated.
I've got to stop drinking. I've got to stop doing drugs. I'm not happy,
I want to kill myself. I can't make a record like this. My wife hates
me.' Alex told me his brother released every insecurity he ever had on
Tim Collins that night. "About a week after this episode occurred, I
received a phone call from Tim in Japan. He confirmed Al's story, and
told me he was bowing out of the management picture. He said, 'I'm sorry
Sammy. I really love you and Van Halen, but I don't think I can handle
both bands. I don't think it would be fair for me to attempt it.
Besides, Steven Tyler doesn't want me to do it.' That was a polite way
for him to really say, 'I have my hands full with Joe Perry and Steven
Tyler. I can't take Eddie Van Halen, too!' I understood where Tim was
coming from completely. I told him thanks for spending all that time
with us and wished him good luck. From that point on, I resigned myself
to the fact that Ray Danniels was going to manage Van Halen whether I
liked it or not. But, I had meant every word I told him in our first
meeting, when I discovered he was the one behind the rumors about Shep,
Johnny and the other managers. He was never going to be my manager, I
didn't trust him, and I certainly didn't like the way he conducted
business. The animosity between us really started to heat up when I
absolutely refused to sign any documents that would acknowledge Ray
Danniels as my manager."

[Viking]

I got out of breath just reading that....

[ELVIS]

New Van Hagar is gonna totally SUCK!

[pete]

wow

based on that it's clear they will reunite.

wtf

crack kills

take a shower - the anal vapors are clearly clouding your mind

[pete]

seriously. we are hard core fans. but i know the world could care less if sammy and vh reunite. if dave doesn't join, eddie might as well go solo. which it sounds like he's been doing anyway. (based on interviews)

[POJO_Risin]

What in the fuck am I missing here...

[pete]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
What in the fuck am I missing here...

nothing dude.


sammy fans are younger. they're the same guys saying TuPac lives

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by pete
wow

based on that it's clear they will reunite.

wtf

crack kills

take a shower - the anal vapors are clearly clouding your mind

Hey pete...

PACK UP YOUR FUCKING SHIT. You're banned.

fucking talk to ME that way, motherfucker?

on fucking SUPER BOWL VAN HAGAR day??

IN the main forum OF MY FUCKING HOUSE???

yep you're fucking HISTORY

later fag

BREASTS!!

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[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Hey pete...

PACK UP YOUR FUCKING SHIT. You're banned.

fucking talk to ME that way, motherfucker?

on fucking SUPER BOWL VAN HAGAR day??

IN the main forum OF MY FUCKING HOUSE???

yep you're fucking HISTORY

later fag

BREASTS!!

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take it EZ - it's all in humor

[Viking]

The big 'mystery guest' rumor on Fox News Online is that it's Michael 'Peter Pan' Jackson. Why the fuck they'd ruin things and book that fuckin' perv is beyond me. Their ratings will drop to zip.shit if that fairy comes prancing out......

[hitch1969©]

Pistol pete™
has stinky feet
and he beats his meat
isnt that neat?

PoJo, My BIG BLACK NIGGA...

howzaboot STICKY???

If loving Van Hagar is wrong, I don't ever want to be RIGHT.

RIGHT ON RIGHT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
I know I can't be wrong
There's only ONE way to rock
50,000 watts of power
The beast is ready to devour


CAN YOU FEEL THE STATIC??

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[Flash Bastard]

CBS has a hard on for MJ. I wouldn't be suprised if it were him.

Funny thing is... CBS has dropped all talk of a suprise halftime guest. I haven't heard them mention it all day.

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Pistol pete™
has stinky feet
and he beats his meat
isnt that neat?

PoJo, My BIG BLACK NIGGA...

howzaboot STICKY???

If loving Van Hagar is wrong, I don't ever want to be RIGHT.

RIGHT ON RIGHT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
I know I can't be wrong
There's only ONE way to rock
50,000 watts of power
The beast is ready to devour


CAN YOU FEEL THE STATIC??

=h69=

with all due respect.


it ain't happening

love
Pistol pete™

[Viking]

We'll know within about 20 minutes or so.........

[pete]

write me up for 125
post my face wanted dead or alive
take my license ALL THAT JIVE
I Can't Drive

55

Yeah - the world's on tippity toes for that

[POJO_Risin]

Hell yeah I'll sticky this motherfucker...why not...most interesting thing on the boards all day...

[hitch1969©]

Pete, I am not putting up with anymore of your shit. You've been skating on THIN ICE® for a while and now you've fallen through into the murky depths.

I am banning you, here and at Vonnies.

I've just had too many complaints.

Sorry pal.

BREAST!

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[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Pete, I am not putting up with anymore of your shit. You've been skating on THIN ICE® for a while and now you've fallen through into the murky depths.

I am banning you, here and at Vonnies.

I've just had too many complaints.

Sorry pal.

BREAST!

=h69=

do what u gotta do

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Hell yeah I'll sticky this motherfucker...why not...most interesting thing on the boards all day...

PoJo, you are most wise. I've always BILLieved™ in you, man. I always knew that you were the smartest motherfucking cat on these forums, bar none. You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman and I shall comp you a weekend at hitchWORLD© anytime. I'm even going to share my personal stable of HOs with you man. I am serious.

Just remember to wear a rubber on your ding dong because you never know where big daddy hitch has been.

also I wouldnt go down on these chicks if I were you, bro.

friendly advice from one good friend to another....

BREASTS!!


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[ELVIS]

Does your rectum feel refreshed POJO ??

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO....

[POJO_Risin]

Ah...there goes Elvis again...wondering about my asshole...

Dude...give it a rest...I'm straight...

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Does your rectum feel refreshed POJO ??

You know dude, I know that you've SOBERED™ and quit the drugs and all that...

butt® really....

You were alot cooler when you were wasted.

Please start drinking and getting HIGH™ again?

that would be kewl beavis.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[POJO_Risin]

Fuck that man...I'm a much better webmaster now that I've given up the juice...

and fuck you for ripping on alcoholics motherfucker...

[Viking]

Far be it from me to wish a terrorist attack on anyone, but if that stage full of shuck and jive shit went up in a fireball, I wouldn't lose a moment's sleep.

[Igosplut]

Kid rocks set looks like a scene from "Airheads"

[POJO_Risin]

Viking...there's always hope bro...always hope...

Leave it to fucking MTV...

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ...did they say Justin Timberlake and Jessica Simpson still to come?...Oh god...say it ain't so...