Keith Richards to play Capt Jack Sparrows dad

[distortion9]

We all know Johnny Depp based his character on Keith Richards. He has convinced Keith Richards to play his dad in the up coming sequelS.

BRILLIANT!!!

Linky

[diamondsgirl]

That will be great!

[YAWN]

Absolutely freakin' perfect!!!

[Mezro]

Now if they could just get Mick to play the mother.

Mezro...and Charlie Watts could play a zombie pirate...

[Don Corleone]

I'll have to see this when it comes out.

[FORD]

Is Keith gonna play his guitar and sing pirate songs?

He might be able to pull off a version of "Friggin in the Riggin" which equals the Sex Pistols' cover.

[Knucklebones]

They should get Eddie Van Halen to play a zombie pirate

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Knucklebones
They should get Eddie Van Halen to play a zombie pirate

that would give the movie an X-rate...too horrible for the kids...but he could play keith' father...

[DavidLeeNatra]

and alexis could play the little monkey they use to have on the ship

[FORD]

And Cherone & Hagar could be .....


nah, it's just too easy. I'll let someone else grab that punchline.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
and alexis could play the little monkey they use to have on the ship

NOOO!! Jack the monkey had charisma and was kinda' cute.

Alex Alien Monkey Cunt is just plain disturbing!

[Kelly]

Keith is the fuckin' man. Sounds like great fun.

To be honest, Pirates of the Carribean didn't really grab me, but Johnny was great.

[fanofdave]

cherone and sammy would be the "cabin boys".....

[distortion9]

Originally posted by fanofdave
cherone and sammy would be the "cabin boys".....

I think Ford was gonna say....

..."And Cherone and Hagar could be in Butt Pirates of the Caribbean."

[VHII]

i loved that movie, and now i will love the next more

[teamaa104]

ohhhh baby keith richards as a pirate? i thought he already was one!