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    Thumbs up Wendy O: I don't want to front VH and I'll kick Ed's puny ass..

    This may have been posted before, I'm old and my memory is waining.

    Some names are the same, but it's pretty fucking funny.

    The following info is courtesy of Vincent Kargosi:

    From Rockit Chicago Magazine
    7/1/96

    Former Plasmatics star Wendy O. Williams says no to Van Halen. Joey
    Ramone and Eric Wagner compete with David Lee Roth for the role of
    frontman. With the recent departure of Sammy Hagar only a few days ago, a
    spokesman for former punk icon Wendy O. Williams has informed Rockit
    Chicago magazine that Wendy has turned down an offer to front the
    supergroup. Rod Swenson manager for the retired punk star bluntly stated
    "Wendy wants nothing to do with those sell outs" ... "They actually want
    to go punk now, can you believe it?" Swenson continued by saying "If
    Eddie (Van Halen) does not quit calling her she is going to go to L.A. and
    kick his puny little ass."
    Ms. Williams, a former sex show performer, fronted the now defunct
    Plasmatics. The Plasmatics were known mostly for their wild antics on and
    off the stage. Wendy attired in sometimes only whip cream and
    strategically placed electrical tape, was known to destroy television
    sets, chainsaw guitars, destroy cars and beat up an occasional reporter
    or two. Swenson also stated "They (Van Halen) are so set on this punk
    thing they are talking with Joey Ramone now. Who next, Johnny Rotten?"
    Monte Melnick tour manager for the Ramones, currently on the Lolapalooza
    tour, said, "Yeah Joey has been contacted but he is not the only one.
    They (Van Halen) are also talking with Eric Wagner from the band Trouble
    as well as (their former frontman) David Lee Roth." Someone told me that
    they were talking with Billy Squier as well, but Joey (Ramone) assured me
    that this was not the case. Joey said it's between me Eric and Dave."
    Melnick assured Rockit that we would have an answer within the week.
    When asked if Joey would accept the role his reply was "Of course if
    they pay him well." "Trouble opened up for us a few years back and they
    are not punk at all. They sound more like Black Sabbath than Black
    Sabbath, so I am surprised they even contacted Eric. But who knows this
    is the last tour for the Ramones as we know it and I would love for Joey
    to get this gig.", Melnick concluded. At press time spokesman for both
    the Van Halen and Trouble camps declined any comment.


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    ha ha...so they went from punk to (ga[r]y's) pink...
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    Why not? Eddie originally wanted Patty "I am the Warrior" Symth to replace Dave in 1985.
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    I remember her. Wasn't she the one with the blonde mohawk and the big boobs that used to smash shit with a sledgehammer?
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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    Why not? Eddie originally wanted Patty "I am the Warrior" Symth to replace Dave in 1985.
    Shooting at the walls of heartache......

    Bang! Bang!

    Hahahaha!!!!

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    I remember this shit, and W.O.W. is right again... VH is a bunch of has been, sell out, ballad playin' pussy ass BITCHES...
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    Originally posted by MAX
    Shooting at the walls of heartache......

    Bang! Bang!

    Hahahaha!!!!
    Ed definitely has a thing for small breasted brunettes!

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    Originally posted by MAX
    I remember her. Wasn't she the one with the blonde mohawk and the big boobs that used to smash shit with a sledgehammer?
    That's the one!
    Mediocre sized boobs though.

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    Maybe VH could've performed "Goodbye to You" with John McEnroe in the audience...

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    LOL @ "currently dead wild woman"
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    Y'know, I just saw Bands Reunited with Scandal... I swore they played "When It's Love"!! HAHA!!

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    Didnt Wendy O Williams have a dildo Microphone that she use
    to "use" live in concert. Scary momma !!
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    Well, if they had actually gotten JOEY RAMONE in, it wouldn't have lasted long. He died in 2001 of cancer.

    It wouldn't have worked at all, but THE RAMONES were a great band.
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    Wendy Committed Suicide a few years ago also. This is bullshit, she was making her own publicity. The VH punk thing was a rumor before the 1st album came out and Aint Talking Bout Love was going to be record up tempo so it sound like a punk song but at the last minute Vh decided against.. Right
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    The funniest thing about this article is that I personally started the Joey Ramone rumor

    Even had the sheep on the WB/VH board believing that Joey was the new singer and that he changed his name to "Joey Van Halen". Posted fake concert reviews from "secret gigs" - the whole bit. I had no idea that any legit or even semi legit press ever ran with the story.

    God damn that's funny!
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Didnt Wendy O Williams have a dildo Microphone that she use
    to "use" live in concert. Scary momma !!
    Actually she fucked herself with a sledgehammer handle. She must have gotten some nasty slivers down there.

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    Originally posted by FORD
    Actually she fucked herself with a sledgehammer handle. She must have gotten some nasty slivers down there.

    Television screen slivers?

    Where's that old pic of Dave and Wendy?

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    The funniest thing about this article is that I personally started the Joey Ramone rumor

    Even had the sheep on the WB/VH board believing that Joey was the new singer and that he changed his name to "Joey Van Halen". Posted fake concert reviews from "secret gigs" - the whole bit. I had no idea that any legit or even semi legit press ever ran with the story.

    God damn that's funny!
    That's fucking hilarious.
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    I remember that picture of Dave and Wendy, I believe Dave fucked her. Blacky Lawless of W.A.S.P tells a story of Dave being the only person to make him throw up lunch after he told him a story about a girl friend. I always thought the story was about something him and wendy did!
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    Yeah, Dave hit it.
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