How to be a guitar hero without effort?

[Cato]

I wanna win fame as a guitarist but really don't like to exercise because it seems the waste of time.

then what should I do?

I also want money and groupies.

any ideas will be appreciated.

thanks in advance.

Cato

[David Van Via]

Buy a lottery ticket and pray it wins. Then you can buy fans and groupies!

[Panamark]

CATO. Start a band ! The rest will follow.

[Eyes of the Night]

Smoke, drink, and take as manyt drugs as you can pay for right now ... so when you do sell your first gold record you can buy as many as you want and OD on them ...

Yeah, take away the drugs and more than half of the bands music will be taken away too ...


Agree on this though, it takes money to make money ...

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

YOU COULD WIN FAME AND FORTUNE TELLING YOUR STORY HOW YOU HIRED AN ASSASIN TO SMOKE DIMEBAG DARREL, THEN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF PRISON IN 20 YEARS YOU CAN RELEASE THAT LONG-AWAITED CD

BC!!
WHOPS SOMEBODY OVBIOUSLY DOIN THAT ALREADY HUH..

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Originally posted by Eyes
Smoke, drink, and take as manyt drugs as you can pay for right now ... so when you do sell your first gold record you can buy as many as you want and OD on them

HOWS THAT PLAN WORKING OUT FOR YA SO FAR, ACE?

BC!!
A CAREER IN LAWNCARE MAINTENANCE IS JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY THERE GENAOUS

[GAR]

Even the Asian women are lazy in the sack..

I'm not surprised Catos this lazy. They're all like that over there.

[Eyes of the Night]

Hmmm ...

[sambo]

Cato

Here's some websites to help you on your way..

http://www.mirrorimage.com/air/page02.html

http://www.airguitarusa.com/home.html

http://www.airguitar.com/NEXT/STORE/

and you're going to need one of these...

[Cato]

uh oh...thanks sambo. I deeply appreciate your kindness...

5 "DOMO" smilies for ya.

[ThrillsNSpills]

have someone tune your guitar to drop D, that way you can play power chords with 1 finger, sliding around the neck.

wear lots of leather and sunglasses and walk around with an attitude

don't ask for tab on a website, that'll will blow everything

get someone to make tons of phonecalls on your behalf while you rehearse.

write songs about porn stars, old blues singers, and room service.

[Cato]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
have someone tune your guitar to drop D, that way you can play power chords with 1 finger, sliding around the neck.

wear lots of leather and sunglasses and walk around with an attitude

who do you mean?

don't ask for tab on a website, that'll will blow everything

are you talking Eyes?

[ThrillsNSpills]

Answering your original question, sort of.

Sorry,I just see people asking for tab when most of them can be found with a google search. Learning by ear is better, or slowing down fast things with a two-speed device.