If you Fuck with Wayne L., you FUCK with hitchWORLD©

[hitch1969©]

Ok you Dumb Dumbs™...

I've seen ALOT of shit going on here with Wayne L.

I've seen his controversial thread, which directly calls into question MY motives on this site; as well as generally critiques the content of said Roth Army™- in a most conservative... and, I must say... NAIVE, "narrow" point of view.

So fucking what???

Color me WRONG for being the cat that feels sorry for the geek who picked up the ball in our game of "Smear The Queer®" without fully acknowledging the rules. Having a Waldo™ at the bottom of THE PILE© and knowing that his pinched nutsack matters less than his socks being too loose is disturbing to say the least.

But I tell you, this fella has not only TENACITY, but also TEMERITY to check his negativity at the door and make a contribution. He was HONEST, and to the point.

We can't always agree with that... BUTT™, a ****** needs to respect that.

'specially during black history month.

I am the Abe Lincoln© of this Roth Army™. I am going to help us become diverse and tolerate stuff and things of that nature. And so on and so on. And so forth.

If you FUCK with Wayne L., you will incur the WRATH OF hitchWORLD©. Wayne is hitchWORLD© now. I've taken him under my THING™. He is the wind 'neath my THING™.

So you assholes better be KEWL to Wayne L. And I am talking directly to the Sarge here too, who is already a little too hard on Sammy Hagar as I have noticed.

I do not stand for negativity or intolerance. I will NOT put up with that. YOU are not above the laws of positivity and contribution.

n stuff.

*translation for Wayne L. impaired:*

Ok you Dumb Dumbs I've seen ALOT of shit going on here with Wayne I've seen his controversial thread which directly calls into question MY motives on this site as well as generally critiques the content of said Roth Army in a most conservative and I must say NAIVE narrow point of view So fucking what Color me WRONG for being the cat that feels sorry for the geek who picked up the ball in our game of Smear The Queer without fully acknowledging the rules Having a Waldo at the bottom of THE PILE and knowing that his pinched nutsack matters less than his socks being too loose is disturbing to say the least But I tell you this fella has not only TENACITY but also TEMERITY to check his negativity at the door and make a contribution He was HONEST and to the point We can't always agree with that BUTT a ****** needs to respect that 'specially during black history month I am the Abe Lincoln of this Roth Army I am going to help us become diverse and tolerate stuff and things of that nature And so on and so on And so forth If you FUCK with Wayne L. you will incur the WRATH OF hitchWORLD© Wayne is hitchWORLD© now I've taken him under my THING He is the wind 'neath my THING So you assholes better be KEWL to Wayne L. And I am talking directly to the Sarge here too who is already a little too hard on Sammy Hagar as I have noticed I do not stand for negativity or intolerance I will NOT put up with that YOU are not above the laws of positivity and contribution n stuff.

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[Dr. Love]

I want to see his cousin's feet. Curiosity factor.

[DLR7884]

Is somebody showing Wayne L. the proper way to spell, form sentences, and convey his thoughts clearly?

DLR7884
If not, as long as he posts, he'll be made fun of.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
I want to see his cousin's feet. Curiosity factor.

Dude, I don't know EGGzactly what that means outside of the literal english putting together of the alphabet... but I am sure there is innuendo and symbolism in it as I am cognizant of Dr. Love's magic, charm, wit... and potency with the verbal light saber.

Just remember the wrath of hitchworld, my friend, as you are treading deep water and skating thin ice. You are a friend that I do not want to cross, nor should you wish to cross me or my hitchworldian wrath.

It's more fucked up than "the grapes of" or even "Khan", dude.

u huh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

*translation for the Wayne L. impaired*

Dude I don't know EGGzactly what that means outside of the literal english putting together of the alphabet but I am sure there is innuendo and symbolism in it as I am cognizant of Dr. Love's magic charm wit and potency with the verbal light saber Just remember the wrath of hitchworld my friend as you are treading deep water and skating thin ice You are a friend that I do not want to cross nor should you wish to cross me or my hitchworldian wrath It's more fucked up than "the grapes of" or even "Khan" dude u huh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Is somebody showing Wayne L. the proper way to spell, form sentences, and convey his thoughts clearly?

DLR7884
If not, as long as he posts, he'll be made fun of.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

DLR7884, I bet you fucking beat up ******s on Martin Luther King day, didn't you? You fucking rolled cripples down a flight of stairs during Jerry Lewis's Labor Day telethon???

Lookit man, you need to ACCEPT hitchWORLD© into your heart and EMBRACE the positive feelings that you feel as a result. Give til it hurts. Hurt til it gives. Stop playing the RACE CARD™, stop the hate. Check the ******tivity at the door... cmon man, it's YOUR TOMORROW. it's everything.

I think the better way to have posted your thoughts, perhaps the more sensitive and poilitically correctal version would be:

*translation for the Wayne L. impaired*

Is somebody showing Wayne L. the proper way to spell form sentences and convey his thoughts clearly DLR7884 If not as long as he posts he'll be made fun of

isn't that much more tolerant and diverse now?

"Treat others as you wish to be treated" - Edward Van Halen.

BREASTESSESS!!

=h69=

[Dr. Love]

I don't have any problems with wayne l in fact I've never posted with him or really read his threads so I don't see what the deal is but apparently everyone is mad at him for some reason which is beyond me but ok maybe he doesn't like porn or thinks its demeaning to dave and the guy has a right to his opinion and so does everyone else so why does he have hitchworld's protection anyway is all I'm saying.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
I don't have any problems with wayne l in fact I've never posted with him or really read his threads so I don't see what the deal is but apparently everyone is mad at him for some reason which is beyond me but ok maybe he doesn't like porn or thinks its demeaning to dave and the guy has a right to his opinion and so does everyone else so why does he have hitchworld's protection anyway is all I'm saying.

I am proud of you.

*translation for the Wayne L. impaired*

I am proud of you

BREASTS!!

=h69=

[Dr. Love]

Ok you Dumb Dumbs I've seen ALOT of shit going on here with Wayne I've seen his controversial thread which directly calls into question MY motives on this site as well as generally critiques the content of said Roth Army in a most conservative and I must say NAIVE narrow point of view So fucking what Color me WRONG for being the cat that feels sorry for the geek who picked up the ball in our game of Smear The Queer without fully acknowledging the rules Having a Waldo at the bottom of THE PILE and knowing that his pinched nutsack matters less than his socks being too loose is disturbing to say the least But I tell you this fella has not only TENACITY but also TEMERITY to check his negativity at the door and make a contribution He was HONEST and to the point We can't always agree with that BUTT a ****** needs to respect that 'specially during black history month I am the Abe Lincoln of this Roth Army I am going to help us become diverse and tolerate stuff and things of that nature And so on and so on And so forth If you FUCK with Wayne L. you will incur the WRATH OF hitchWORLD© Wayne is hitchWORLD© now I've taken him under my THING He is the wind 'neath my THING So you assholes better be KEWL to Wayne L. And I am talking directly to the Sarge here too who is already a little too hard on Sammy Hagar as I have noticed I do not stand for negativity or intolerance I will NOT put up with that YOU are not above the laws of positivity and contribution n stuff.

Just tell the DLR Army that you couldn't use proper punctuation because you were busy getting stoned. They'll understand.




Responsibility. The anti-drug.

[flappo]

..is the L for LAME ?

[hitch1969©]

Dear Dr. Love and ƒlapp0...

Number one, quit FUCKING around. This is dead serious. I love you fellows but I WILL NOT TOLERATE HATRED OR ******TIVITY.

You fuckin' dickheads know that, so SIT DOWN and SHADDUP!

Wayne L. is MONEY, baby.

You babys are MONEY.

You're ALL so fucking Money, that you don't even know that you are ALL money.

If you all FILE SHARE™, I suggest that you search and download "Sucker in A 3 Piece" by Van Hagar. Don't fucking pay for this... or any other music for that matter. SHOPLIFT and enjoy.

*translation for Wayne L.*

ah fuck this shit I am too wasted and need to sleep later masturbator

GYNOCOLOGISTS!!

=h69=

[Eyes of the Night]

He's "money"? ... Good lord, next thing you'll be telling us Van Hagar will be back Super Bowl Sunday! ...

[Mr Badguy]

If you don`t like porn then I`ve got a problem with you.

I fuckin` love porn and won`t hear of anybody putting it down.

It keeps a young man hard.

If wayne loves feet so much, why does he dislike porn or porno stars?

A foot fetish is the most fucked up thing ever.

Except scat, of course.

[Full Bug]

People are too hard on Wayne,remember when I used to get grief for not using commas the right way,seems like yesterday,he will get better,I'm sure.......You think,maybe.....

[Wayne L.]

I don't care what you say about me. You don't know anything about me. You don't know me personally at all. I like looking at hot babes just as much as the next guy. I would suggest that you call this DLR Army site a Playboy or Penthouse site if it's more about the hot babes than DLR. If all of you are mentally unstable about my posts or my opinions then I would suggest that you go to a psychiatrist immediately.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Wayne had several opportunities to grasp the concept of the period.
If Wayne punctuates above the level of a second grader then maybe his opinion would be better tolerated.

Breasts to you too (. ) ( .)

[Wayne L.]

This DLR Army site isn't about getting an education by a bunch of losers like yourself ThrillsNSpills.

[Eyes of the Night]

I didn't think WwwayneL would be so sensative ... get a grip bro this IS your reality ... amongs't your peers ... and it's not the spellchecker at all cause look at me! ...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Pow. i'm in tears.

party on Wayne.

dude it's just frustrating to read your run-ons.
that's all.
But you have used a period and this is good.
Eyes is right don't be sensitive.
I give your last post a B+
oops there I go again.

[ELVIS]

Classic!

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I would suggest that you call this DLR Army site a Playboy or Penthouse site if it's more about the hot babes than DLR.

Sorry but you are in no position to be offering anyone advice.
No thanks but I am not going to take it.
This place is a free-for all, crazy atmosphere in which people can talk about whatever they want.
It's about an online community.
What we are talking about now.. has nothing to do with Dave!

The official site had a message board awhile back.. and all they talked about was the same old shit over and over.
No attitude.. no heart. It never took off because it was... BORING.
We will always.. talk about and post what the fuck we want to here.
We will post pictures of naked women.. or a dog hanging down in a tree.
If you don't like it, open up your own site.

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Sarge
Sorry but you are in no position to be offering anyone advice.
No thanks but I am not going to take it.
This place is a free-for all, crazy atmosphere in which people can talk about whatever they want.
It's about an online community.
What we are talking about now.. has nothing to do with Dave!

The official site had a message board awhile back.. and all they talked about was the same old shit over and over.
No attitude.. no heart. It never took off because it was... BORING.
We will always.. talk about and post what the fuck we want to here.
We will post pictures of naked women.. or a dog hanging down in a tree.
If you don't like it, open up your own site.

Case closed!

Hooray!

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I don't care what you say about me. You don't know anything about me. You don't know me personally at all. I like looking at hot babes just as much as the next guy. I would suggest that you call this DLR Army site a Playboy or Penthouse site if it's more about the hot babes than DLR. If all of you are mentally unstable about my posts or my opinions then I would suggest that you go to a psychiatrist immediately.

Hey Fuckface!!
Quit complaining about pictures of women here!
What the fuck is your problem.
You underwear is a little too tight around the ole' nutsack.
Your socks are pulled a little too high.
Get off your sister, get outside and get some fresh air.

If your prefer pictures of guys, go over to RedRocker.com. They is a bunch of homosexuals over there, and unlike this place, they might listen to your advice.

Lastly, please kill yourself. It is the only way to find a cure for you and to save the world.

Eat My Ass
DickFace McSlapnuts

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
I don't care what you say about me. You don't know anything about me.

I know you seem to be in need of a seat....

[rustoffa]

:confused:

[flappo]

..sarge roolz

[Catfish]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Just tell the DLR Army that you couldn't use proper punctuation because you were busy getting stoned. They'll understand.




Responsibility. The anti-drug.

That's no excuse....I use punctuality all the time.

[Dr. Love]

Not at anyone in particular, I just like the pic.

[Dr. Love]

ROFLMAO!!

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/por...&submit=submit

[choppizz]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
He was HONEST, and to the point.

=h69=

Are you being for real? He was to the point? What point was it that you got from all that blithering? I'm not saying that you shouldn't let people have an opinion on here. Hell, that's what stirs shit up. But Wayne L. makes no fucking sense. It's like he types his thoughts with his feet while doing something else,like washing his car. Just my opinion.

[Catfish]

Originally posted by choppizz
It's like he types his thoughts with his feet while doing something else,like washing his car. Just my opinion.

He should be washing MY car.

[Funkmonkey]

Hitch, I see that WayneL is now the wind 'neath your THING™, and at the risk of incurring the WRATH OF hitchWORLD©, I’d like to give you a recommendation. As a Roth Army™ FranchisePLAYA, I’d like you to teach WayneL the concept of relatability.

Grammar and punctuation aside, I believe the problem here is that many of us cannot not relate to what appears to be his ultimate purpose for his post: a classified ad for a woman that will let him suck on her toes.

While there’s nothing wrong with having a foot fetish, and I applaud his having a passion for something that truly turns him on, his post can be seen as objectionable since he attracts our attention with a compelling description of disrobing a beautiful human female then uses our attention as a platform to finish with a blatant classified ad alienating the men and putting off the women. Notice that, as of now, none of the ladies responded to his post.

Talking about luscious legs and sexy feet is grate. The kissing beautiful legs part is even better. The whole sucking on the toes thing does make me hesitate for a bit, but hey I’m a TeamPLAYER©, so I’ll go along with it. In fact, I’ll even check out HSN just to see what kind of “sexy & hot female hosts” he’s talking about. But the epic soap operatic account of his encounter with “Teresa” and the whole thought-I-was-in-love-but-maybe-not-in-love-but-I’ll-suck-her-toes-but-I’m-not-a-pervert thing seemed to scream out desperation and dangerously bordered on sounding GAY©.

And then when he finished with, “I'm looking for that special lady around 25-42 years old with a great personality, likes music, sports, politics & movies, has long, luscious legs & sexy, sensuous feet that I love & admire always because I'm looking for you at this moment”, it was clear that the bait and switch abuse of my attention was what the post accomplished. He attracted our interest with imagery of disrobing and kissing beautiful woman with long legs, then after he’s got our attention, blatantly slaps us in the face with a cheap and seemingly desperate plea to find a woman that will hold still long enough for him to suck her toes.

While I believe WayneL deserved some of the Negativity© focused at him for his veiled classified ad bait and switch, the rebuke he sustained was actually quite mild compared to other kinds of mud-slinging I’ve seen in the past at the DLRArmy. WayneL needs to write about his foot fetish in a manner that we can relate to so that we can, subsequently, chime in with contributions™ that keeps the topic alive and flourishing. Interestingly enough, if he stopped his post right after the HSN part, then mentioned the “Teresa” thing later, and included the classified ad part in perhaps another thread, this all probably wouldn’t be an issue and sunny clear skies would be the weather forecast for the mighty hitchWORLD©.

[choppizz]

Well fucking put, Funkmonkey. That's all I can say, well fucking put.

[Elitest]

what ****** ?



where ?

:confused:

[pete]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Dear Dr. Love and ƒlapp0...

Number one, quit FUCKING around. This is dead serious. I love you fellows but I WILL NOT TOLERATE HATRED OR ******TIVITY.

You fuckin' dickheads know that, so SIT DOWN and SHADDUP!

Wayne L. is MONEY, baby.

You babys are MONEY.

You're ALL so fucking Money, that you don't even know that you are ALL money.

If you all FILE SHARE™, I suggest that you search and download "Sucker in A 3 Piece" by Van Hagar. Don't fucking pay for this... or any other music for that matter. SHOPLIFT and enjoy.

*translation for Wayne L.*


GYNOCOLOGISTS!!

=h69=

yer daddy's waiting out on the toolshed

[Julius]

Goddamn you, Hitch. I told you last fucking week to pack your bags and vacate hitchWORLD post-haste.

That shit is mine all mine.

Christ, what's a man to do?

Get the fuck outta hitchWORLD, that's what.

Laters.

[Funkmonkey]

Originally posted by choppizz
Well fucking put, Funkmonkey. That's all I can say, well fucking put.

Thank you, thank you very much.

::snare hit and rim shot::

I'll be here all week.




...and no comment whatsoever from the mighty HitchBRAIN™. Feelin' the HitchWORLD™ isolation......

[FORD]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
ROFLMAO!!

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/por...&submit=submit

Check this out Doc.... my signature file, "pornolized"

"I'd also like to say that whatever it is that Howard "Dirk Diggler" Dean motherfucks, or whatever it is that he eats for breakfast every plowing, if I could give it to every other Democratic office holder and would-be office holder, we would immediately become the majority in the Raunchs and we would have about 35 muff sniffs. I have to tell you, I think a big part of it is just fomping for people, actually doing what you say you're going to do at election time." - - - Bill "Suck my tits dry" Clinton, 12 November 1997

"What I want to know is what in the world so many Wad pulls are doing supporting the gangbanging President's unilateral intervention in Iraq? What I want to know is what in the world so many Motherfucks are doing jerking tax cuts, which have bankrupted jerks country and given us the largest deficit in the deep throating history of the felching United States?" - Dr "Afterburner" Howard Dean to the pecking California "Fannyfarmer" Democratic Convention 3/15/03

Favorite "Fuck me for a Buck" Rothism: People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van "Ball Buster" Halen are entering through it in a sex fighting yacht!

[KANE]

MYBITCH1969,
Iguess somethings never change, shut the fuck up, i'll skull fuck you and your cupcake called wayne, go back to watchin general hospital and leave your malnutritioned jimmy dean pure pork sausage finga's off that lotion staind keyboard, queenie.
p.s you still on that weider weight gain program ? if it didnt lift you up to 98 pounds i got some protein for you, it might even help you grow your 3 teefus back..

[Dave's PA Rental]

KANE returns!