Lets talk about SEX!

[Carmine]

The subject always comes up, in every thread, one way or another. I will accept partial responsibility for that! So, here is the thread to bring it all together. When the subject turns a bit NASTY, bring it here.

A verse from Salt-N-Pepa's classic:

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
the subject keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy,avoid,or make void the topic
cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell how it is, and how it could be
How it was,and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on....
Let's talk about sex baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex.....

[fanofdave]

"SEX", according to Rodney Dangerfield.....

"I was scared the first time I had sex; I was all alone..."

"At my age, I go to bed with two women. That way they have
each other to talk to when I fall asleep."

"My wife told me she wanted to start having sex in strange
places......like other men's beds."

[Carmine]

first, we must know a little about you.....(lol)

www.sexaa.org/12ques.htm

[Carmine]

1. check
2. check
3. check
4. check
5. sometimes
6. no
7. sometimes
8. check
9. well not yet!
10. no
11. well there was this one chick
12. same chick again...

[DLR7884]

Why do you know the words to that song?

DLR7884
Scary.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why do you know the words to that song?

DLR7884
Scary.

LOL! dont get nervous....google search!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL! dont get nervous....google search!

You've got waaaaaaay to much free time on your hands.

DLR7884
I envy that.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You've got waaaaaaay to much free time on your hands.

DLR7884
I envy that.

LOL! The work of a Union BA is very light around the hoildays....

[DLR7884]

Seems like it.

DLR7884

[Ally_Kat]

1. Yes. No.
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. Yes. Yes.
7. No, thank God!
8. No
9. No *shifty eyes*
10. No
11. No
12. No

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
9. No *shifty eyes*

Hmmmmmmmm.......

[ThrillsNSpills]

Here's the questions for those who don't want to click the link.

Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?

[Carmine]

#5 only happend twice....friggin whiskey!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Here's the questions for those who don't want to click the link.

Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?

Geeze.. I LIKE SEX... Nuff said!:p

[ThrillsNSpills]

Seems like the person who wrote the questions has a few issues.

Notice how the answers change depending on whether alcohol is involved.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Notice how the answers change depending on whether alcohol is involved.

LOL! I think that goes for everybody!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sex? What's that?! Give us married people a clue.....

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Sex? What's that?! Give us married people a clue.....

LMAO! Its that stuff you get every 6th saturday

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LMAO! Its that stuff you get every 6th saturday

...until the kids come

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Geeze.. I LIKE SEX... Nuff said!:p

OK, lets expand on that!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
...until the kids come

got 2 already....no more coming.....and they go to my parents overnight on Saturdays! (bounce, bounce,bounce!!!)

[Carmine]

Allright! Let's get it going: Question for the day......Oral, is your pleasure giving, recieving or are you a fan of my favorite number?

[aesop]

I'll simply contribute by posting the lyrics to a killer Queensryche song - "Anytime / Anywhere"

My point of view is expanding everyday
and I feel with clarity my vision sway.
Your private access takes me all the way.

(yeah!)

I am amplified by what's inside of you.
I feel your energy is something I can't loose.
I'm a pressure cooker, I'm about to blow.

I love the way that you move me,
It's never enough, I've got to have you,
anytime/anywhere that's all.

My sweet addiction I pray will never end.
Well-trained and suffering my heat for you
depends on love, like the flood,
when I go down.

I love the way that you move me,
It's never enough, I've got to have you,
anytime/anywhere that's all.

Anytime/anywhere
I've got to have you,
I've got to have you.
__________________________

Now that's lyrical poetry there!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by aesop
My sweet addiction I pray will never end.
Well-trained and suffering my heat for you
depends on love, like the flood,
when I go down.

yeah, "the flood" is pretty cool, huh.

[Northern Girl]

:p

[Carmine]

well, My Darling...would you....

[Northern Girl]

.

[Carmine]

Your wish is my command gorgeous!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Your wish is my command gorgeous!

[Northern Girl]

a little bit more to the right

[Carmine]

is THAT the spot?

[Northern Girl]

that's prrrrrrrrrfect

[Carmine]

hold on to something, I'll be here awhile!

[Carmine]

Honey, flip over would ya......

[Northern Girl]

Your turn now. I'm ready for ya, BIG boy !

[Carmine]

LOL! looks like you wont have any problems,just flip over, I can keep going too....

[Northern Girl]

mno moowmo oween oua

[Golden AWe]

sex...well, yesss, i think we do mention titfuck in just about every thread at the dump.

meanwhile, at my current hometown:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
mno moowmo oween oua

ummhaa ohhhhhhhhhh amahamamhaahhammaham!

[Northern Girl]

sorry GA I couldn't hear ya, my mouth is full