David Lee Roth Leno Performance And Interview 1995

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  • SunisinuS
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • May 2010
    • 3302

    #61
    Originally posted by Sarge
    Fuck Robin Williams By The Way!
    Seems the popular thing to do!



    Guess by doing that you will never get pussy from the daughters of suicide victims....but hey....let's make hay while the borderline personalities shine!

    If we are all alive when Dave does it...I hope we get to see the fucks peeing on his grave as well...the manic fuck!

    I am sure it will be tasteful! Potassium and THC!

    Expect Expectorant!

    Long Life Dave! I am sure you are celebrating the death as well! Cocaine and Robin never entered his life I am sure. Dave I think never presented himself as a stand up comedian. And I think David presents the opposite from suicide....but I could be wrong. Dave could be hiding it....but I think not. Robin was intimidated....hence the "dying from smoke" reference. Cue personal dying insults from not the Queen of all Media in a second. Give me some details from your life....we will fucking rock...I am sure your sister will laugh more than you do. May she RIP. Wanna Rock?

    Can't wait until the crass pass. Then your guidance will transcend our grief! You high flying beautiful talented people.

    Btw. Should we start a ton teen?

    Or...is it too soon?

    I can actually do some improv,..anybody's close friends or family die today? Give me some material. I did a great Payne Stewert as a pilot on Halloween the night he died......come on...don't be shy. Let's Rock! Sit on your pet today...give me the name...I guarantee some intertnetmaimment.*TM

    Hey Sarge! Find me some recent deceased's I am ready. Any Recent People that died as part of the Army? Let's Rock it...we will have their kids rolling in the isle!

    Again...don't be fucking shy. It will be tasteful. And funny. Kristy will plagiarize me though....just like her chat box Donnie earlier today. She has not thought about teeth until someones's sister punches hers out. Thank God Big Mouth's don't last long. Just ask their grieving families.
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 08-13-2014, 11:41 PM. Reason: Enter Kristy. Wait?!? Wow top ten single Kristy!. How is your teeth fuck?
    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35155

      #62
      I don't know how old that joke about the crap car was 20 years ago but I think it was already pretty old at that point.

      The disappointing thing about the Vegas show for me was that Dave seemed to be trying to copy a poor stand-up rather than doing his own thing which was and is much more original and entertaining.

      I think if it had been the other way around and Robin Williams had come on and sang a lame rock cover Dave would not have appreciated it.

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      • big fatty
        Head Fluffer
        • Jul 2004
        • 452

        #63
        Originally posted by twonabomber
        I highly recommend the Download Helper add-on for Firefox. It works on YouTube, Vevo, Vimeo, and most of yer favorite porn sites. Start DL'ing this shit in case YouTube takes it down. Works on the Roth Show vids too.
        Thanks a million for uploading this !! Totally appreciate it. I've been curious to see it again for ages.

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #64
          Proof that Robin Williams was washed up even way back then...

          Sucks to be him now...

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          • big fatty
            Head Fluffer
            • Jul 2004
            • 452

            #65
            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            .... too much cocaine for a single room....
            No such thing. " A Little Ain't Enough "




            Just kidding.

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            • big fatty
              Head Fluffer
              • Jul 2004
              • 452

              #66
              Actually the interview was totally different from what I remembered before. Thought it went well. Only two one-liners didn't go over that good. The one about the VH chip and the one about " never hit on 17 ". Everything else was great. Wish I could of seen the show. Different kind of Dave.

              Both Dave & Robin were entertaining and had a nice handshake. At the time Dave's new haircut was kind of a surprise I guess.
              Last edited by big fatty; 08-14-2014, 01:13 AM.

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              • SunisinuS
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • May 2010
                • 3302

                #67
                vc
                Originally posted by big fatty
                Actually the interview was totally different from what I remembered before. Thought it went well. Only two one-liners didn't go over that good. The one about the VH chip and the one about " never hit on 17 ". Everything else was great. Wish I could of seen the show.

                Both Dave & Robin were entertaining and had a nice handshake. At the time Dave's new haircut was kind of a surprise I guess.
                What I got about the "Don't hit on 17 joke" was Dave trying to be funny about .....In like Flynn" A joke about underage sex in the US.

                But, since Kristy and I agree anymore that I never get laid....all my sex occurred in the 30s. Which is when pussy (Kristy's and mine) died.
                Last edited by SunisinuS; 08-14-2014, 01:20 AM. Reason: Oh and will be subtle Kristy...how your pussy died here...and was diddled...as you are not awake....GHB style. Egg on face...she used spell check so much for the wrong words....lol she has no idea ho
                Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                • big fatty
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 452

                  #68
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  Proof that Robin Williams was washed up even way back then...

                  Sucks to be him now...
                  Good God man, have you no shame. It just happened yesterday. It's too fucking soon.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #69
                    Too soon for what ??

                    I sure hope you don't think he's "resting in peace" as they say...

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                    • big fatty
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 452

                      #70
                      Originally posted by SunisinuS
                      What I got about the "Don't hit on 17 joke" was Dave trying to be funny about .....In like Flynn" A joke about underage sex in the US.
                      Yeah, Yeah, I got the joke....I know what he meant but it didn't go over well with the audience. Everyone was quiet and no one laughed like most of the other stuff he said.

                      All these years since I last saw it I had it in my mind that he tanked, and that Robin Williams might have made a wisecrack at his expense. But now see it went pretty good for the most part.

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                      • SunisinuS
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • May 2010
                        • 3302

                        #71
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        Proof that Robin Williams was washed up even way back then...

                        Sucks to be him now...
                        If he was washed up....that means he drowned. I think you misunderstand Science. You are not starring on CSI anytime soon are you mate?

                        For KrChristy and her love of Science! My fucktard videos....her mind is all encompassing!








                        Last edited by SunisinuS; 08-14-2014, 01:46 AM. Reason: Thomas played keyboards on both. Trivia that Krchist never knew about....even though we wait with baited breath. I fucked your sister btw KChristy....even though she though I was her brother....fuck
                        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                        • big fatty
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 452

                          #72
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Too soon for what ??

                          I sure hope you don't think he's "resting in peace" as they say...
                          You know what I mean. How'd you like it if someone said Elvis Presley was washed up the very next day after he died. Just seems a little insensitive and callous.

                          Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.


                          Damn- forgot how to embedd videos here.
                          Last edited by big fatty; 08-14-2014, 01:43 AM.

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                          • SunisinuS
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • May 2010
                            • 3302

                            #73
                            Originally posted by big fatty
                            You know what I mean. How'd you like it if someone said Elvis waswashed up the very next day after he died. Just seems a little insensitive and callous.

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj_Y...e_gdata_player

                            It's ok...the jokes they make are on them. Ego's are for them to teach us about. See above.
                            Last edited by SunisinuS; 08-14-2014, 01:49 AM. Reason: Elvis and Kchristy sittin in a tree...lol even Elvis wanna jump the fuck out.
                            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                            • Angel
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7482

                              #74
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              Too soon for what ??

                              I sure hope you don't think he's "resting in peace" as they say...
                              Fuck off...cunt. He has far more peace now than he ever had.
                              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                              • SunisinuS
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • May 2010
                                • 3302

                                #75
                                Originally posted by Angel
                                Fuck off...cunt. He has far more peace now than he ever had.

                                It's funny when the hecklers are the main event....Don't stress Angel...they will all pay money to us.

                                Internetmaimment*TM Internet Maim Entertainment. Believe me they did not invent it. They do not have the creativity to kill them selves. Lol. Seriously. They are like teachers in summertime.....no class. Elbow and Kchristy.....I do think they are headed together. I am not sure which will sit on each's other's lap there...not that there is anything wrong with that.

                                The true fighters will be determined. Most of us that have done stuff already know.

                                *TM My new word after Robin. Like their hero Trump. I will split the nickel with you.


                                Lol Angel... will you think they will ever pay up?

                                I betcha nothing creative will happen from both of them...and they will never pay us. Half a nickel. No Math for them...no English...nothing but... Butt.


                                Ok Angel you use the strap on with Elboy and I will just allow Krychisty to watch. Nope they still will not pay us in Vegas. Sigh...Fucking Communists.
                                Last edited by SunisinuS; 08-14-2014, 02:47 AM. Reason: It's good enough to know...that if Elboy And and Kchristy ever wanted to do the deal they would not hold their end up...experience teaches us that. Let them play with legos...we deal with their mess.
                                Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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