We've had threads before on the EVH Art Series, but how that drunken bum has the nerve to ask thounsands of dollars for a guitar he hardly played then fucked up backstage show's me there is no limit to how much this guy will pimp his legacy.
Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:
Last edited by Don Corleone; 12-24-2004 at 10:33 AM.
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I wish people would buy my broken stuff.
Then again, I've never really tried it. Maybe I should!
I like the half -ass paint job. This clown could SHIT on a plate and certain monkeys would run out to buy it.Originally posted by Don Corleone
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Where's the guitar with the chord lettering written on it from this latest aborted tour? Even with that, the reviews said he still played like shit.
I was shocked to gather that the broken guitar raised as much money as another working one did.Originally posted by Don Corleone
Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:
Imagine the wine stains on that guitar. And that smell of old wine mixed up with sweat, the same smell that wrestles your nostrils whenever a fucking homeless drunkard comes by.
Look how fucking wasted he is, look:
Originally posted by John Holmes
I was shocked to gather that the broken guitar raised as much money as another working one did.
Imagine the wine stains on that guitar. And that smell of old wine mixed up with sweat, the same smell that wrestles your nostrils whenever a fucking homeless drunkard comes by.I wonder if it was Ed that bought the Beatles guitar for $500,000 recently? Picture him painting it up.
all in all, Ed is a drunken hasbeen, and a shadow of his former self, but he still plays better than me.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
He still plays better than half the known universe, but he's only at 25% by the sound of the boots from this year. What a waste.
LMAO!
He BROKE a guitar, and now he's selling it?!?!?
Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.
Taken from the auction:
This guitar was played live on stage in Hamilton, Ontario on November 10 (see Photo). Edward experienced an equipment failure while playing this guitar and subsequently destroyed the neck. Edward will autograph this guitar along with the date and city it was played in. The photo sequence below illustrates Edward playing the guitar and after experiencing malfunction, removing the cable and then exiting the stage with the guitar.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=3771379622
This is now selling at $7150.
I love Capitalism.
Ok, I have a hypothetic question (see below):Originally posted by Don Corleone
We've had threads before on the EVH Art Series, but how that drunken bum has the nerve to ask thounsands of dollars for a guitar he hardly played then fucked up backstage show's me there is no limit to how much this guy will pimp his legacy.
Yes if you have a few grand going spare, you too could be the owner of this:
A bit lower...
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WHAT IF I JUST DON'T CARE?!
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
I have a hypothetical answer for you then
Lower
A little lower
If you don't care why did you bother reading the thread?
The sheer magnetism of a car crash, I guess...
That's a fair point I guess.
If there's one thing us =VH= fans are good at, it's guess work.
I guess...
I've got another one now. It appears that Ed has now forgotten how to spell his own name:
Eddie Vao Hdemn? Who's that?
This is fucking pathetic.
He's selling TRASH. He breaks a guitar neck, then he tries selling it for 8 grand?
...i see....
And the 2nd one, I could even forge a better looking autograph than that.
Last edited by WOAHYEAH; 12-24-2004 at 05:00 PM.
He just doesnt care for the fans or what? Won't even take the time to give them a half assed autograph?
Lets say he *wasnt* drunk for the 2nd one. . .can't take an extra few seconds to slow it down a little, and make it readable?
Bullshit.
Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
He just doesnt care for the fans or what? Won't even take the time to give them a half assed autograph?
Lets say he *wasnt* drunk for the 2nd one. . .can't take an extra few seconds to slow it down a little, and make it readable?
Bullshit.
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I guess we had to practise guessing for six years...so we are good at it!!!Originally posted by Coyote
If there's one thing us =VH= fans are good at, it's guess work.
I guess...
did he sign it while he was slamming it???Originally posted by Don Corleone
I've got another one now. It appears that Ed has now forgotten how to spell his own name:
He's gonna blow another hip out if he ain't careful.
A drunk man his age shouldn't be swattin' at roaches on his deck with a dangerous instrument.
I pity the high bidder on that. He thought it was worth bidding for!
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LOLOriginally posted by rustoffa
He's gonna blow another hip out if he ain't careful.
A drunk man his age shouldn't be swattin' at roaches on his deck with a dangerous instrument.
So he has found another form of broken body to flog on a regular
basis... Its pretty obvious what Ed thinks of the fans.
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Yeah, I guess so.Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I guess we had to practise guessing for six years...so we are good at it!!!
*What fuckin' Psychic Channel? This is the Roth Army!*
starting bid was 5.150 $ ... guess 1.984 wasn't enough for this greedy fuck...but 08,12 $ or better 3,16 $ would have been fair....
Originally posted by Coyote
Eddie Vao Hdemn? Who's that?
Cross Edweird Van Halen with Heineken and you get Eddee vao Hedemmmmm....for an additional $51.50 EVH will vomit on it also....
Well he got $10,051.50 for that broken guitar in the end.
Oh, but Eddie is such a good guy. He'll give it all away for charity... For himself.Originally posted by Don Corleone
Well he got $10,051.50 for that broken guitar in the end.
He looks like a fucking homeless boozehound anyway, he needs the money.
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