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    New Year's Resolutions!!!

    So.......anyone working on any New Year's Resolutions yet?

    Mine will be same as always...No resolutions, that way i don't fail at anything by making STUPID fucking promises to myself that I KNOW i won't keep, he he...

    Have a Rothin Merry Holidays, folks!

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    hey cathedral,
    we saw there has been
    a bit of snow in your
    neck of the woods...
    stay safe, man.

    my yearly res is simple.
    this time next year
    i wanna be a better
    musician, and hopefully
    a better human too!

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    I haven't seen snow like this since the late 70's, and that was pretty bad back then.
    Other than the fact that the condo association dropped the ball on snow removal, things are pretty good here.
    We live on the top of the hill so coming and going was impossible for 2 days.
    Thank God i stocked up on groceries or we would have been fucked.

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    for 2005: Help flappo own more peeps
    Add to Ignore list

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    I'll just be preparing for the summertime by working out a little.
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    I may have to endeavor to completely stop smoking. No more "I'll have one when I'm drunk" bullshit. I have to decide though because this shit is serious.
    gnaw on it

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    My girlfriend is a Van Hagar fan (I've recently found a copy of 0U812 in my car...). This will be put right.
    Roth Army Militia

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    Originally posted by Don Corleone
    My girlfriend is a Van Hagar fan (I've recently found a copy of 0U812 in my car...). This will be put right.

    Uh oh! Go easy Don........keep Al and Luca on a short leash!

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    I resolve to not let snot nose brats like Marlowe1, WayneL, and McCarrens wreck my enjoyment of the forums.


    this should last 'til Jan. 4th. at best
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    to do in 2005: have more sex
    people that don't have dreams don't have much

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    Originally posted by julia
    to do in 2005: have more sex




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    Originally posted by julia
    to do in 2005: have more sex
    win the superbowl too Julia

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    Originally posted by ODShowtime
    win the superbowl too Julia
    I know that will happen

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    Originally posted by Phil theStalker
    for 2005: Help flappo own more peeps
    you are aware, of course,
    that this makes you
    sound like a pathetic
    sycophantic lickspittle
    lap dog, yeah?

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    my new years resolution is to get into university
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    To put on my pants, one leg at a time.
    The Fat Lady is singing for Van Hagar.

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    Mine is to quit quitting smoking.

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    I hate quitters.
    Originally Posted by WARF:
    DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    pathetic
    sycophantic lickspittle
    lap dog
    say that three times
    really fast.
    hehehehehh

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    phildo and his boy flappo should resolve to find a cure for aids in 2005, before it kills them!

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    Gonna try to eat better and exercise more. I'm not overweight but could lose the Holiday pounds and gotta watch that nasty cholesterol. It's not really a resolution, but the doctor's orders.
    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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    I'm gonna quit smoking and drop 20 pounds.

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    I'm gonna try to let my oldest son make it to his 18th birthday....lol
    If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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    I resolve for 2005:

    To further develop my super powers of female persuasion.

    Find an alternative comfort food to chocolate.

    Organize a boycott of the mass production of belly shirts beyond size small.

    Learn when to use “effect” and when to use “affect.”

    Re-evaluate my belief that “most people are really good at heart.”

    Continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio.

    Pitch a reality show about men who’ve lost the use of their penis and live only to pleasure women.

    Support Richard Simmons desire to rid the world of obesity.

    Use the word “climax” more often.

    Erase the image of Michael Jackson from my mind.

    To no longer be embarrassed to rent pornography.

    To eat more antioxidants.


    It’s going to be a busy year !!
    Same ole song and dance...

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    no resolutions for me. "i live my life like there's no tomorrow..."
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    wait, i thought of one.

    this is the year i finally get to fuck "Sugar Britches."

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    Re: I resolve for 2005:

    Originally posted by Northern Girl
    To further develop my super powers of female persuasion.

    Find an alternative comfort food to chocolate.

    Organize a boycott of the mass production of belly shirts beyond size small.

    Learn when to use “effect” and when to use “affect.”

    Re-evaluate my belief that “most people are really good at heart.”

    Continue to pursue my quest for the perfect slap to tickle ratio.

    Pitch a reality show about men who’ve lost the use of their penis and live only to pleasure women.

    Support Richard Simmons desire to rid the world of obesity.

    Use the word “climax” more often.

    Erase the image of Michael Jackson from my mind.

    To no longer be embarrassed to rent pornography.

    To eat more antioxidants.


    It’s going to be a busy year !!

    some good ones here, NG.

    I was in a video store once and went into "the back room" where the porn was kept and when I opened the door to go back there, the door fell off the hinges and slammed onto the floor...everyone in the store turned and looked at me....after that "outing", nothing embarrasses me!

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    No more phone sex.

    Wanking in the shower.

    Put on some weight.

    Cut down on drinking.

    Stop being a asshole.

    That's it for now.
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    guys so worried about their weight lol not one girl yet has posted that she wants to lose weight hahahah. Mine is to go to state in softball and volleyball and work on my sixpack!
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    Originally posted by Dan
    No more phone sex.

    But you PROMISED!!!

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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    But you PROMISED!!!
    O.k,maybe just your number.LOL

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    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    What can I say...I see flapping tits...and it's over...

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    Speak up gat dammit

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    Nice list Dan,


    Originally posted by Dan
    No more phone sex.
    Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.

    Wanking in the shower.
    NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy.

    Put on some weight.
    Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there.

    Cut down on drinking.
    NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers.

    Stop being a asshole.
    Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.
    I'm drunk, so what the hell? LOL!!!

    I wanna rephrase that.

    The ONLY phone sex pardner that I've EVER truly and honestly enjoyed it with put an end to it. Hence, no mas for me.

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    My New Years Resolution is to talk to DG after she drinks a DR. Pepper. I'm dying to hear her burp with that stellar voice she has. I'll bet it's adorable.

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Nice list Dan,




    Unfortunately, the only phone sex that I ever cared about is terminated, so I'm good there.



    NEVER!!! That's like my everyday 'ello to my cock. Gotta stay regular and keep "Maximus" happy.



    Luckily, I don't need to lose or gain. I'm good there.



    NO!!!!! Dan, drink as much as you can while you still can!!!! Your body will eventually shut you up. Fuck, I get full after a couple of beers.



    Funny, cos I've yet to see you at any of our meetings? Besides that, Happy New Year mate. Please drop the "Kiwi" title though, I don't wanna call Seenbad.
    Thanks Max,How's my friend Seenbad these days?

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    I already fucked up on one of my resolutions.

    I was planning on eating less junk food and I just had Crackerjacks for breakfast.
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    Well.....

    1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

    2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

    3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

    4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

    5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

    6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

    7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

    7) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).
    Baby Pana due April 28th!

    I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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    Well.....

    1) Make the days hurry so I can move to Australia to be with Panamark in August.

    2) Love Panamark more than any man has been loved before in the history of this God created universe that brought us together.

    3) Hold the record for giving the most kisses to one man (Panamark). (Sorry guys....only Panamark reaps the benefit of this one).

    4) Make Panamark the happiest man in the universe.

    5) Give myself to Panamark completely.

    6) Fucking Rock on my Les Paul (starting a metal band with Panamark, and for him to be my musical metal mentor.)

    7) Thank God for him, every day for the rest of my life.

    8) Lose 5 pounds (hehehe....I think every girl has that one).

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    oops! Didn't mean to do that twice!

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