I Need Your Advice!!!

**Jickson** · 01-03-2005, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by Anton LaVey
I have this situation. My father has a secretary who is extremely beautiful and really likes me (as an interesting person). We talk on the phone sometimes (business related) and she quips certain things that may be perceived as flirting. My wife says she is flirting, I say she is just cutting up with me, because I do that alot with women and everyone else...

Here's the deal? IS she flirting? If so, how MUCH SO?

Examples: I call one day and a voice answers, I think it's her, but it sounds deeper (like a person with a cold), I say, "Who is this?" The voice responds, "Who did you want it to be?". I say, "Oh...I know who it is now." The voice responds, "Yeah...it's who you wanted it to be, isn't it?"

This person has also called me the "most unique person...ever" and said she would love to be me (walk in my shoes) for just a day...and "get in my head" to see what I am thinking. Now, bear in mind, we cut up quite a bit and I just take it with a grain of salt, BUT my wife says she is flirting (seriously)...

What do you guys think?? :confused:

There is an old Romanian superstition that what you need to do in this situation is punch yourself in the balls and eat a bowl of raw squid. that should make it better.

**Vivian Campbell** · 01-03-2005, 08:07 PM

**Vivian Campbell** · 01-03-2005, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by academic punk

Or, alternatively, your wife finds you talking to her one of these days and tears your fucking dick off .

**chunkashin!!** · 01-03-2005, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by Vivian Campbell

Hmm, a naked man,... charming.

**Anton LaVey** · 01-04-2005, 08:53 AM

Ok, I've been told:

1) She IS flirting
2) Fuck her
3) She IS toying with me
4) I don't love my wife
5) Cut loose my wife
6) STD
7) I don't own my balls
8) I am not worthy of my name

Damn, gotta hand it to the Roth Army. We are versatile.

Here's the truth of the matter. I was just a gigolo in my early years, but I've been married quite a while now and never gave cheating a moment's thought. Until recently...

Truth of the matter is...I LUST. I am a guy. But, when it comes down to it, I don't think I could actually cheat. Anyway, thanks for the advice.

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by Anton LaVey
I was just a gigolo in my early years, but I've been married quite a while now and never gave cheating a moment's thought. But, when it comes down to it, I don't think I could actually cheat. Anyway, thanks for the advice.

I think most of us married guys will agree with that! I just play a gigalo on the board here........

good luck....

**nosuchluck** · 01-04-2005, 09:48 AM

ask her to sign up on this board.

**Vivian Campbell** · 01-04-2005, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
Hmm, a naked man,... charming.

Hey, it's John Wayne Bobbit. His wife cut off his penis when she found out that he was cheating.

**Chachi Arcola** · 01-04-2005, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by nosuchluck
ask her to sign up on this board.

LOL!

**rustoffa** · 01-04-2005, 10:15 AM

Dry-fuck her up the ass to remove any bothersome "meaningful" stigma.

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Dry-fuck her up the ass to remove any bothersome "meaningful" stigma.

LMAO! that would work too, I guess!

**frets5150** · 01-04-2005, 10:38 AM

If you aint gettin it at home then give her a good fuck

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by frets5150
If you aint gettin it at home then give her a good fuck

YOUR married aint ya?! LOL!

**frets5150** · 01-04-2005, 10:59 AM

YUP

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by frets5150
YUP

YUP here too! After 10 years,its easy to spot a brother!

**Golden AWe** · 01-04-2005, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Anton LaVey
Ok, I've been told:

1) She IS flirting
2) Fuck her
3) She IS toying with me
4) I don't love my wife
5) Cut loose my wife
6) STD
7) I don't own my balls
8) I am not worthy of my name

Damn, gotta hand it to the Roth Army. We are versatile.

Here's the truth of the matter. I was just a gigolo in my early years, but I've been married quite a while now and never gave cheating a moment's thought. Until recently...

Truth of the matter is...I LUST. I am a guy. But, when it comes down to it, I don't think I could actually cheat. Anyway, thanks for the advice.

problem solved by Dr. Arvi Von Beast already

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...023#post352023

**jojo2371** · 01-04-2005, 01:16 PM

just do what married guys do in that situation ,wait til u have the house to yourself break out your porn stash and rub one out thinking dirty thoughts of your old mans secretary while watching girlsgonewild !!!!!

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by jojo2371
just do what married guys do in that situation ,wait til u have the house to yourself break out your porn stash and rub one out thinking dirty thoughts of your old mans secretary !!!!!

Yep, that usually works! This guy has been married for a LONG TIME!

**jojo2371** · 01-04-2005, 01:28 PM

lmao the mr.olympia of masturbation !!!!

i think his symetry is a little off though !!!

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by jojo2371
lmao the mr.olympia of masturbation !!!!

i think his symetry is a little off though !!!

Nahhhh, he's good. I cant do it lefty either!

**jojo2371** · 01-04-2005, 01:35 PM

well if i can say one good thing about my old man ,he passed his ambidextrous genes to me ! right hand ,left hand no problem ! i also believe he passed on chronic wank syndrome to me too but thats another thread all together !

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by jojo2371
well if i can say one good thing about my old man ,he passed his ambidextrous genes to me ! right hand ,left hand no problem ! i also believe he passed on chronic wank syndrome to me too but thats another thread all together !

Yep, it is! I think there is a thread for that in the Dump!

**chunkashin!!** · 01-04-2005, 02:20 PM

There's a thread for everything in the dump!

**Carmine** · 01-04-2005, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by chunkashin!!
There's a thread for everything in the dump!

LOL..thats true!

**chunkashin!!** · 01-04-2005, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
LOL..thats true!

Nice squidward Avitar Raguzza!

**LadyTudor2711** · 01-04-2005, 05:21 PM

Hey Anton LaVey:

You don't need advice you need to grow up and learn a little self- control. She is an employee leave it at that.

If you are using the Magus LaVey name, you should embrace the principles he founded for the Church of Satan.. Go the website, they are looking for a few outstanding individuals.

Take what you want regardless of the consequences to the rest of the people in your life. Why is it always about the dick? I doubt you will get much encouragement from the ladies here.

Cheat on your wife and she will find out, remember that infidelity is the mother of mendacity. Tell her I know a great attorney, he'll have you living in the basement. It is damp down there, just the place I would expect to find an insect like you. I can't abide dishonesty in relationships, it defeats the point.

If you do get some from this employee, it could turn into a nightmare. You could get sued not only by your wife, but by her for harassment. Don't underestimate the power of woman; especially an angry one.

Don't cut it baby, bob it!!

AMY

**Golden AWe** · 01-04-2005, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
Hey Anton LaVey:

You don't need advice you need to grow up and learn a little self- control. She is an employee leave it at that.

If you are using the Magus LaVey name, you should embrace the principles he founded for the Church of Satan.. Go the website, they are looking for a few outstanding individuals.

Take what you want regardless of the consequences to the rest of the people in your life. Why is it always about the dick? I doubt you will get much encouragement from the ladies here.

Cheat on your wife and she will find out, remember that infidelity is the mother of mendacity. Tell her I know a great attorney, he'll have you living in the basement. It is damp down there, just the place I would expect to find an insect like you. I can't abide dishonesty in relationships, it defeats the point.

If you do get some from this employee, it could turn into a nightmare. You could get sued not only by your wife, but by her for harassment. Don't underestimate the power of woman; especially an angry one.

Don't cut it baby, bob it!!

AMY

feel free to chip in to Dr. Arvi Von Beast's office, he knows the best anger management in the world! :p

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...&threadid=8597

**academic punk** · 01-04-2005, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Dry-fuck her up the ass to remove any bothersome "meaningful" stigma.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!

FANTASTIC.

THIS JUST MAY BE THE MOST BRILLIANT POST ON THIS THING EVER.

ANN LANDERS, EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY OUT.

*whew* Thanks, rustoffa. I needed that.

**LadyTudor2711** · 01-04-2005, 08:09 PM

Animals.....

Is nothing sacred?

Amy

**academic punk** · 01-04-2005, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
Hey Anton LaVey:

You don't need advice you need to grow up and learn a little self- control. She is an employee leave it at that.

If you are using the Magus LaVey name, you should embrace the principles he founded for the Church of Satan.. Go the website, they are looking for a few outstanding individuals.

Take what you want regardless of the consequences to the rest of the people in your life. Why is it always about the dick? I doubt you will get much encouragement from the ladies here.

Cheat on your wife and she will find out, remember that infidelity is the mother of mendacity. Tell her I know a great attorney, he'll have you living in the basement. It is damp down there, just the place I would expect to find an insect like you. I can't abide dishonesty in relationships, it defeats the point.

If you do get some from this employee, it could turn into a nightmare. You could get sued not only by your wife, but by her for harassment. Don't underestimate the power of woman; especially an angry one.

Don't cut it baby, bob it!!

AMY

...wow...

I bet a woman like you could tear me APART...

**Dan** · 01-04-2005, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
Hey Anton LaVey:

You don't need advice you need to grow up and learn a little self- control. She is an employee leave it at that.

If you are using the Magus LaVey name, you should embrace the principles he founded for the Church of Satan.. Go the website, they are looking for a few outstanding individuals.

Take what you want regardless of the consequences to the rest of the people in your life. Why is it always about the dick? I doubt you will get much encouragement from the ladies here.

Cheat on your wife and she will find out, remember that infidelity is the mother of mendacity. Tell her I know a great attorney, he'll have you living in the basement. It is damp down there, just the place I would expect to find an insect like you. I can't abide dishonesty in relationships, it defeats the point.

If you do get some from this employee, it could turn into a nightmare. You could get sued not only by your wife, but by her for harassment. Don't underestimate the power of woman; especially an angry one.

Don't cut it baby, bob it!!

AMY

I'm so wet by your post and I do agree with you.

Fabulous Shadow · 01-04-2005, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
Hey Anton LaVey:

You don't need advice you need to grow up and learn a little self- control. She is an employee leave it at that.

If you are using the Magus LaVey name, you should embrace the principles he founded for the Church of Satan.. Go the website, they are looking for a few outstanding individuals.

Take what you want regardless of the consequences to the rest of the people in your life. Why is it always about the dick? I doubt you will get much encouragement from the ladies here.

Cheat on your wife and she will find out, remember that infidelity is the mother of mendacity. Tell her I know a great attorney, he'll have you living in the basement. It is damp down there, just the place I would expect to find an insect like you. I can't abide dishonesty in relationships, it defeats the point.

If you do get some from this employee, it could turn into a nightmare. You could get sued not only by your wife, but by her for harassment. Don't underestimate the power of woman; especially an angry one.

Don't cut it baby, bob it!!

AMY

Great POST! 5 stars LT! To add to your point, let's not forget that once he HAS his cake and his wife leaves him high and dry, she will probaly find her secret to self esteem and get HOTTER than HELL all while waving Buh Bye!

**Anton LaVey** · 01-05-2005, 08:34 AM

I love you, guys. The assholes too.

**LadyTudor2711** · 01-07-2005, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Great POST! 5 stars LT! To add to your point, let's not forget that once he HAS his cake and his wife leaves him high and dry, she will probaly find her secret to self esteem and get HOTTER than HELL all while waving Buh Bye!

Hey Fab Shadow:

Thanks for the rave review, I am glad I am not the only woman around here who feels this way. Cheers,

Best,

LT

**LadyTudor2711** · 01-07-2005, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
...wow...

I bet a woman like you could tear me APART...

Hey Academic Punk:

I would never hurt you baby. You seem like a descent guy who gets it.
Bravo.

LT

**aesop** · 01-07-2005, 06:39 PM

So what's the final decision???
Ahhh...We may never know...

**Ozzy Fudd** · 01-07-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Flirting......Do her!

Yeah ... Yeah , what he said

yeah that should do it if not bring her chocolate

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 03:09 AM

I have never cheated on a girlfriend, wife, or otherwise...even when I was dating someone and not really serious, the option never came up, just due to the fact that I couldn't possibly live with myself afterwards, even if "she" didn't find out.

Guilt can be a horrible thing, but if guilt doesn't bother you, than make the move if you want to do it. It's your life, man, you gotta live it...it's just a personal decision of whether you can live with the repricutions that will come after the fact.

My two cents.

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