Are any of you property owners, besides your home?

[MAX]

Here's the deal, I own this condo, it's in a nice neighborhood and very big. I had ideal tenants for years, they were elderly, kept the place clean and were ALWAYS on time with their rent. Hence, I never raised their rent even though it was waaaaaay overdue. Unfortunately one passed away a couple of years back and the widow was put in a rest home. Now comes the nightmare. I find some chick who totally sells herself, can afford it blah, blah and fucking blah. At first she was great but then last spring and out of nowhere she just friggin' stops paying rent. I go through all of the channels cos she became delinquent for several months. To make a long story short, I had to take legal action to get her out. Well, she pulls a nighttime escape or evacuation, if you will.

I go to my condo and she fucking thrashed the place. I'm talking EVERYTHING!!! Well, here I now am many months and dollars later and now I'm going to sue her. I'm positive that I will not get anything but maybe a judgment will make me happy? Anyway, I just got finished buying all new carpet, painting the place, new stove, dishwasher, refrigerator, washer and dryer. FUCK!!!!

Sorry to ramble but luckily my wife found a stellar young Mormon couple just starting a family and it will be perfect for them. Hopefully they will stay for a while. Jeeze, anyone else have renters from hell?

[guwapo_rocker]

Lesson learned Max. Just move on. Obviously this

chick doesn't have any cash, why waste your money and

energy on a lawsuit?

[MAX]

The one thing I did learn is to buy cheap fucking carpet. lol. I wan't to sue the bitch cos she was so arrogant and just maliciously thrashed the place. Peace of mind maybe? I dunno? :confused:

[LoungeMachine]

Lesson #1 - Never rent to katydid

Lesson #2 - Never sue the poor

Lesson #3 - If you want to own property as an investment, find land ripe for development.

Half the reason I'm lounging at 42. [ that and NEVER sign away your publishing ]

[MAX]

Lounge,

I do OWN the property. It's been fully paid for years.

[Northern Girl]

You're actually lucky it's only happened once. Expect it to happen again. And get references..

[MAX]

Food for thought and how is NG this evening?

[LoungeMachine]

References dont mean shit.

Credit ratings and criminal background checks are worth the $$$$


Bought and sold a few parcels over the years, Maxi.

I've never rented out either the Oahu house, or the Lake Washington one, however I have let "friends" house sit for months at a time.

Even friends will let you down sometimes.


Karma is the best revenge.

Good luck with the Mormons though.........One bedroom per wife?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Food for thought and how is NG this evening?

NG is great.

Didn't mean to sound unsympathetic, but unfortunately it's a pretty common thing. The best thing to do is talk to past landlords. If they won't give you any, well then ...

[LoungeMachine]

Off the topic,

I just gave NG a fiver in hopes of getting my 40th vote

shameless I know, but my OCD is kicking in and I HATE odd numbers

[MAX]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Lesson learned Max. Just move on. Obviously this

chick doesn't have any cash, why waste your money and

energy on a lawsuit?

Hey Guwapo,

Why trying to be nice with me? I said I wouldn't fight if you backed off. However, we ain't buddies. Not after the digs you've taken towards my family and especially not when your sig is trying to diss my brother Rikk. Don't fucking bother dude cos I'm not biting.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
NG is great.

I'm happy to hear it.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I just gave NG a fiver in hopes of getting my 40th vote

shameless I know

It's a done deal! Thanks. Nice doing business with ya.

[LoungeMachine]

Maxi,

you and NG can make out anytime

what about my vote???

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
It's a done deal! Thanks. Nice doing business with ya.

God that feels good.

Thanks NG

You may now return to snuggling with Maxi

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey Guwapo,

Why trying to be nice with me? I said I wouldn't fight if you backed off. However, we ain't buddies. Not after the digs you've taken towards my family and especially not when your sig is trying to diss my brother Rikk. Don't fucking bother dude cos I'm not biting.

Boy it only took you 15 minutes to notice you were talking to me??

Good job Trixie. I never once dissed your family...ever, so don't

go there Gumby. Actually, I bet your stellar friend just pmed you and

said, what are you doing talking to him?

You might want to start thinking for yourself, no matter how much

of a headache it gives you. Your friend is a loser dude!!

[MAX]

Yeah it did take me fifteen minutes. It's been a fucking stressful day. No Guwapo, Rikk is stellar unlike you. Maybe I ought to have a beer or two to get in the mood to kick your ass and own you some more, eh? I was too fucking tired to fight today but you just have to keep it up. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

Me? I was being nice remember?

Shit dude, I'm starting to believe you really are retarded.

You've never owned me boy, and you never will. I tried to be nice,

but you have to act tough. Don't you ever get tired of getting

your ass kicked homer??

[MAX]

Guwapo,

YOU are the fucking tool around here but YOU are too fucking stupid to realize it. Sorry to break it to you pal but I'm a little more "in" than you are, ever were or will ever be. Keep fucking with me you asshole and we'll see........

[guwapo_rocker]

Go for it Trixie, I dare ya!!!

I double dare ya!!! Sometimes people think they

know shit, when actually, all they do is talk it.

I triple dare ya!!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

I'll just let you two talk.......

[MAX]

You really are both insane and unstable. As the old saying goes......

You'd fucking better grow eyes out of the back of your old head cos you aren't going to know when it's coming. Fucking twit!!!

[Northern Girl]

Snugglings over.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Snugglings over.

There never was any with that rodent tool Guwapo.

[Northern Girl]

Nevermind, you missed it.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by MAX
You really are both insane and unstable. As the old saying goes......

You'd fucking better grow eyes out of the back of your old head cos you aren't going to know when it's coming. Fucking twit!!!

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I'm shaking Trixie!!!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nevermind, you missed it.

Jeez, Maxie.

Hey, NG. Until those two figure out who has the bigger wang we can just sit here and watch

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Me? I was being nice remember?

Who gives a shit if you're being nice, asshole? As my good friend BILL LUMBERGH said, you never know who you can trust around here. Well, he's been proud to point out that I'm one of his only friends here that hasn't stabbed him in the back. He also quickly recognized you for who you truly are, you untrustworthy son of a bitch.

You, you'd stab your own mother in the back for crack money.

I don't take you seriously, rodent. You don't even bother me. I think your little "Rikk said nice things about BALANCE and OU812 a few years ago" campaign is hilarious...because that signature just makes you look like an ass the longer you keep it. So keep it. Nobody gives a fuck. They sure PM me and say what a tool you are.

But in terms of real anger? No. I just think you're a worthless sack of shit. Both MAX and I were nothing but cool to you, and you stabbed us both in the back to help out your li'l buddy Pete.

Old man, don't think for a second that you're so "in". But be damn assured that we are.

And again, who cares? You have to admit it's pretty amusing that your personal signature is all about me. Kinda shows who thinks more about the other, huh?

Old man.

[Dan]

Max.Over here you have to a Bond down which is two weeks rent in advance on top of two weeks rent,so if they fuck off they don't get there Bond back.

Once a month checks of the House/flat is a good idea.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Jeez, Maxie.

Hey, NG. Until those two figure out who has the bigger wang we can just sit here and watch

I'm still semi-young, fit and stealth. I pride myself with my physical regimen. All that old fuck does is wish he were a hamster and fantasize about rodents.

Who's the sick fuck?

[Rikk]

Back on topic:

I guess you can never be completely sure with anyone. Just start renting only to older people (I mean, 40 and over) that seem respectful. Look at life details, job, etc. But you can never know.

As for the chick, don't bother suing her. She won't ever pay it, and you'll just waste time, stress and a whole lot of money with the litigation.

But definitely keep the place.

Man, anyone ever seen the movie PACIFIC HEIGHTS? It's a sort of horror story for landlords. Freaky movie.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm still semi-young, fit and stealth. I pride myself with my physical regimen. All that old fuck does is wish he were a hamster and fantasize about rodents.

Who's the sick fuck?

Yes, but he was FEATURED USER at CHELLE's site. He has that on you.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Rikk
Who gives a shit if you're being nice, asshole? As my good friend BILL LUMBERGH said, you never know who you can trust around here. Well, he's been proud to point out that I'm one of his only friends here that hasn't stabbed him in the back. He also quickly recognized you for who you truly are, you untrustworthy son of a bitch.

You, you'd stab your own mother in the back for crack money.

I don't take you seriously, rodent. You don't even bother me. I think your little "Rikk said nice things about BALANCE and OU812 a few years ago" campaign is hilarious...because that signature just makes you look like an ass the longer you keep it. So keep it. Nobody gives a fuck. They sure PM me and say what a tool you are.

But in terms of real anger? No. I just think you're a worthless sack of shit. Both MAX and I were nothing but cool to you, and you stabbed us both in the back to help out your li'l buddy Pete.

Old man, don't think for a second that you're so "in". But be damn assured that we are.

And again, who cares? You have to admit it's pretty amusing that your personal signature is all about me. Kinda shows who thinks more about the other, huh?

Old man.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I new Rikky boy would ride in to save Trixies ass!! Always the way.

Max says he's gonna kill someone and in comes Rikky Retardo to

do his dirty work.

You're not the only one who gets pm's Fatty. You have no idea

of the response I have received. Your little propoganda campaign

against me has failed.

You guys are in???? In each others bung holes perhaps!!

Fuck off and get a job fatty, and let Max fight his own battles,

that once again he started.

And oh yeah, once again, my Mother is dead. Fuck you!!

[tjvhou812]

this thread is geting good

[tjvhou812]

ding ding

[tjvhou812]

round 37

[guwapo_rocker]

Yawn.....night everyone.

[Matt White]

THE ONGOING DEATHMATCH!

[MAX]

Look,

How nice.

Guwapo posted a recent pic of himself and even drew my name on his belly. That's a birthday present I never wanted. However, did Guwapo finally cut off his mullet?

That's a shame...........

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
You're not the only one who gets pm's Fatty. You have no idea

of the response I have received. Your little propoganda campaign

against me has failed.

Propaganda campaign? I could give a fuck about an old man whose best bud was sent out of here by the Webbies on a platter. You started this "let's bring down the other" game, Chuckles.

You're shit. I could give a fuck about the few PMs you've received. There are a few people at this site I think are morons. And they think I'm a moron. And together, we enjoy thinking the other is a moron.

As for you, you matter not. There was a day that I used to put your ugly mug (and I mean that...you are one ugly S.O.B.) in my signature. These days, I wouldn't bother. Why waste my signature on bantha fodder? But you? LOL. I love it. "RIKK is so imporant to me that he IS my signature." LMFAO!!! To top it off, butt breath, you even mentioned me in your fucking profile as FEATURED USER at CHELLE's Van Hagar site. Do you fucking ever stop thinking about ol' Roftard Rikki? Signature, profile, half of your posts? Dude, admit it...you love me! Hell, you even wanted me to go for a drink with you once in Toronto!!!!:p

Dumb homo.