NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

[Coyote]

Anybody takin' care o' the bar? I need a beer...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by pete
tee hee

STFU Petey!
Everyone who matters here KNOWS you were the mod leak and they have proof of it. You can tell whatever lies you want to dg/Rg. I really don't give a fuck because you and I know the truth! Your a bitter man with a serious drinking problem, I cared and tried to be your friend. The whole time you were playing me and Max against eachother. We've talked and we've figured it out. Remember sitting on the phone with ME while on PM with HIM and reading me everything he was typing to you? Remember laughing about how he was asking you if you thought I had really seen the Batcave thread? Knowing all along that YOU were the one who sent it to me? Get over yourself Pete. Form some silly alliance with Rg because you are both nobody's here! Misery loves company!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Coyote
Anybody takin' care o' the bar? I need a beer...

Here ya go, Bro! Let me know when your ready.

[Coyote]

Trust me, you'll notice.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
STFU Petey!
Everyone who matters here KNOWS you were the mod leak and they have proof of it. You can tell whatever lies you want to dg/Rg. I really don't give a fuck because you and I know the truth! Your a bitter man with a serious drinking problem, I cared and tried to be your friend. The whole time you were playing me and Max against eachother. We've talked and we've figured it out. Remember sitting on the phone with ME while on PM with HIM and reading me everything he was typing to you? Remember laughing about how he was asking you if you thought I had really seen the Batcave thread? Knowing all along that YOU were the one who sent it to me? Get over yourself Pete. Form some silly alliance with Rg because you are both nobody's here! Misery loves company!

LMAO! You just made the BIGGEST ass out of yourself. Pete and I talking about you??? Not quite.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Intrigued with you? Disgusted and repulsed by your cheating, lying and manipulating all so you can get a ego stroke is more like it.
Katy is babe conpared to you!
Funny how YOU are the one following me around post to post..

I'll defend myself post for post, sure. You got that right

[Fabulous Shadow]

Um, you started this toots! I wasn't even online. I sign in and get a PM that you are on the rampage today. LMAO! What's the matter dg? No one to cyber today? Your a riot!

Anyway, I have a meeting to go to, soooo! See ya later!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
LMAO! You just made the BIGGEST ass out of yourself. Pete and I talking about you??? Not quite.

Really Liar? Then explain THIS pm you sent me this morning:

So you go to Pojo for moral guidance? ROTFLMAO!!!!
Even he would think thats funny!

Did you tell Pete that you loved him for the army too?

Now, help me out with something. Was that an internet thing or a phone sex thing or did you two meet or what?

I have his answer, just wondering if you'll lie about it.

YOU are the one who CUNTINUES to talk about me and my personal life out there.

I think its time to discuss yours. Hypocrite.

[DLR7884]

Why don't both of you post pictures of your tits and we'll tell you who we like better.

Then-the other one has to leave.

DLR7884
I think you'll stick around Fab.

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why don't both of you post pictures of your tits and we'll tell you who we like better.

Then-the other one has to leave.

DLR7884
I think you'll stick around Fab.

nope, I don't show my tits

another way Fab and I are quite different

her tits have been all over the net

[Coyote]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Why don't both of you post pictures of your tits and we'll tell you who we like better.

Then-the other one has to leave.

DLR7884
I think you'll stick around Fab.

Somehow, I think so too...

*burp*

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Coyote
*burp*

You ready?

[Coyote]

What am I, a machine? Gimme a chance to finish the third (which is in my hand after this).

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
nope, I don't show my tits

Well what the fuck good are you then?

DLR7884
Are you a guy?

[Coyote]

Nah, she's titless.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk


I mean...


How dare you accuse me, NICK? When you wrote the following at the Links:
Sammy Hagar gets me so hard. He gets me so damn hard, it makes me so happy. The other day I was listening to OU812 and I saw God. Then I came and started listening to 5150. Then I had sex with fifteen men. Then I bought a whole 100 tickets for the upcoming tour. With the new pricing, it cost be $200!!

Goddamnit Rikk! Just look at Sammy! He could turn many a straight man GAY! That big sexy lump of screeching bitch lard!


But I NEVER had sex with a man Rikk! I was saving myself for Sammy!

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
nope, I don't show my tits...

Liar.

[kentuckyklira]

Isn´t this supposed to be a bar??

Give me a beer!

And if it´s a disgusting Heineken I´ll piss on the pool table!

[Carmine]

I'm pourin....

[Nickdfresh]

I need a nice cold, frothy Guiness!

Thankyou and keep it bartender! Ed? Is that YOU! Moonlighting on us, eh ED?

[RogueHorseman]

I'm in the unique position of knowing the bare facts here on both counts, and let me tell you DLR... No Natra's Wednesday Night Wet T-Shirt contest is needed for this old boy to pick the winner.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
I'm in the unique position of knowing the bare facts here on both counts, and let me tell you DLR... No Natra's Wednesday Night Wet T-Shirt contest is needed for this old boy to pick the winner.

Here she is! WE HAVE A WINNER! She's the new shot girl.

[CROWBAR]

Whose Ta's?

[DLR7884]

Who's that?

DLR7884
Nice.

[Carmine]

Who's that? Sweet Jesus....

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Well what the fuck good are you then?

DLR7884
Are you a guy?

DLR7884 stirring the pot.

[Nickdfresh]

Ice "Girl", she's my lady friend and shot girl! If only she'd go home with me**sigh**Those are perfect!

[CROWBAR]

dim sum nice titties alright!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
DLR7884 stirring the pot.

Yep.

DLR7884
Let's so those titties.

[Roguesgirl]

Fab left? I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Hey, no offense, Rikk, but I definitely enjoy the erotic undertones in the fighting between Fab and RG more than what's going on between you and guwapo.

What's happening between me and GUWAPO ain't enjoyable or funny. It's just an old man trying to justify the fact that he started an attack for no reason and looking for some way to defend himself after going in hiding for months. GUWAPO is the biggest loser I've ever seen at a forum. But at least he's persistent. No matter how many lies I catch him in, no matter how many times he contradicts himself, no matter how personal his bullshit looks, he won't admit that he's wrong or started this for all the wrong reasons.

It's always more fun watching two chicks fight than watching an old man try to antagonize a younger man with more life left to live.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
still, insulting someone as a "tank-top wearing fat old man" is pretty incisive. Five stars for that!

Much obliged! Back at ya!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
You know why I despise you? It is because you are a closet

Spam fan. You also called Dave a joke and an idiot!

You belong at the links you man chowder guzzling

sack of sheep shit!!

You know why I don't despise you? Because I think you are a loser and I can't take you seriously. Do I like you? Fuck no. Would I care if you were hit by a car tomorrow? Sure. Because you're a human being.

Point is, moron, I am no closet Sammy fan. You're the worst arguer I've ever seen. You practice something scientists call pseudo-science. You ignore the facts that don't fit your theory and pick a few rare facts to make a case that ain't there. Not one person at this site that I've spoken to agree with you on your bullshit. I know more about Roth than you know about gay sex...and you know an awful lot from what your few friends left here say.

Once again, moron, I ask you the following questions:

1) If I was never banned at the Links and get along with many of the people there (including the Webmasters), why don't I post there? Duh...because I don't like talking about Sammy and can't stand the Roth-bashing and Sammy-praising.

2) Did you actually look through 1700 posts to find me say anything remotely derogatory about Dave? You know it's bullshit.

3) If I'm such a closer Hagar fan, why are the majority of my Links posts like this? (and answer it this time...you've never ONCE acknowledged this shit)...

RIKK SAID, AT THE LINKS...

"Lyrics aren't necessarily what literally matter. I think James Brown accomplished more in his career with one song than Sam has in thirty years of mediocrity. Take SEX MACHINE...what's it about? Duh! But does it say it well? Damn straight! It's about attitude. Iggy Pop can tell you that any day. "I got a lust for life! Liquor and drugs!" Damn straight! It's not what's said, it's how it's said." People keep typing, "Nobody expects Van Halen to have intelligent lyrics." Absolutely right. But how about good lyrics? That's a totally different thing. MEAN STREET's lyrics surely aren't intelligent...but they sure are good. "Somebody said FAIR WARNING...Lord, strike that poor boy down!" Fuckin' A, Dave. That's a helluva lot more rock 'n' roll than "I can't stop lovin' you, no matter what I say or do, you no my heart is true...wo-oh...I can't stop lovin' you." C'mon...what is this? Grade 4 poetry day? Don't you think there's a reason that far more people would cringe at the second lyric? I'm not saying it's about comparing the intelligence of the two. I'm saying it's about the quality, attitude and originality. And the second lyric is about as original as taking off your clothes in a nudist colony."

"See, dummy, this is the problem. You read lyrics like that, YOU don't get it. To you it doesn't mean anything, because you don't understand the value of good wordplay, of attitude in the writing. You'll be happy if the lyrics stay as dumb and unchallenging as, "You miss a beat, you lose the rhythm." Wow, that's so profound. That's like saying, "When I go down, I'm not going up." Wow. How deep. You'll never get it, so fans like you will keep making unbelievably stupid comments like THE INSIDE is better than ME WISE MAGIC. All it's about, oh Sambo-heads, is that we think one singer is better because the music he's produced is consistently better, and maybe we think he looks better on stage.
"I can't stop lovin' you, no matter what I say or do, you know my heart is true...oh-ooh, I can't stop lovin' you." Yeah, Walt Whitman would be proud."

Again, I'm cool with Brett because we're both people who disagreed. And I don't hate the man just because I don't agree 100% with him on his musical tastes.

"Ridiculous...songs like "Voodoo Queen" are a million times better than horrible songs like "Spanked." And even with producers supervising, albums with Hagar are not nearly as timeless. Dave has been their first choice the last few years, so if it doesn't work out, music won't be the reason. There's obviously something personal. I would say Hagar will return only as a consolation prize for Dave not returning. Ed knows which of his songs are classics, and it sure ain't MAN ON A MISSION or SUCKER IN A 3-PIECE."

"And I don't like Sammy, so if he rejoins, I don't have to listen. It's not a matter of anger or "showing" Eddie...it's just that, after the last few months of thinking about it, I really don't want to hear more Van Halen with Sammy Hagar singing. The truth is, I just don't like the guy. I think he's an idiot and an asshole. But hey, it's just music."

"While I appreciate your idea, I just really want Dave back in the band full-time. If they don't want to do it, if they claim that can't happen, no problem. I don't have to listen."

GUWAPO, fuck you. You know your theory is worthless. You went over me before you had this bullshit, with PETE, on some RED ROCK alias bullshit. You also quit the Pen bitterly and posted some message about me. You were a psycho when you were posting at the Pen, yelling at Bill and I if we interrupted one of your gay stories. Fuck, after all you've pulled, BILL and the others think you're as pathetic as I think you are. You despised me a long time ago. If you want to be reminded of why, read that conversation I posted that FAB approved me to post. It's all there, and you know it. You can't defend it anymore.

I won't back down. I'll keep attacking your dumb, old ass. You can either shut the fuck up, we can keep fighting or you can fucking leave. It's one of the three. You matter not. But no one is convinced, least of all anyone I give a shit about here. And finally, my dumb friend who has sided with how many Ched Heads to attack me (now VH LINKS SUCKS is the latest), you won't accomplish shit. I hate Sammy. Always have. Never bought a Van Hagar album 'til the early 90s because I was curious. Stopped listening to anything they did quite some years ago. Hate them more than ever. Didn't see the new tour. Didn't buy the new CD. Own everything Dave did. Got 1984 when I was eight. Have thought of David Lee Roth as the best white frontman in history almost my whole life. I am here because Dave is the real reason I love Van Halen. Shredding guitar playing has actually aged for me, and I don't like much 80's pop rock at all. Thus, the Links just doesn't do it for me.

So one more time...do you want to explain this? Or are you going to finally shut the fuck up and realize why I'm here and realize how futile your pathetic attack is?

Once and for all...shut the fuck up.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

You know why I don't despise you? Because I think you are a loser and I can't take you seriously. Do I like you? Fuck no. Would I care if you were hit by a car tomorrow? Sure. Because you're a human being.

Point is, moron, I am no closet Sammy fan. You're the worst arguer I've ever seen. You practice something scientists call pseudo-science. You ignore the facts that don't fit your theory and pick a few rare facts to make a case that ain't there. Not one person at this site that I've spoken to agree with you on your bullshit. I know more about Roth than you know about gay sex...and you know an awful lot from what your few friends left here say.

Once again, moron, I ask you the following questions:

1) If I was never banned at the Links and get along with many of the people there (including the Webmasters), why don't I post there? Duh...because I don't like talking about Sammy and can't stand the Roth-bashing and Sammy-praising.

2) Did you actually look through 1700 posts to find me say anything remotely derogatory about Dave? You know it's bullshit.

3) If I'm such a closer Hagar fan, why are the majority of my Links posts like this? (and answer it this time...you've never ONCE acknowledged this shit)...

RIKK SAID, AT THE LINKS...

"Lyrics aren't necessarily what literally matter. I think James Brown accomplished more in his career with one song than Sam has in thirty years of mediocrity. Take SEX MACHINE...what's it about? Duh! But does it say it well? Damn straight! It's about attitude. Iggy Pop can tell you that any day. "I got a lust for life! Liquor and drugs!" Damn straight! It's not what's said, it's how it's said." People keep typing, "Nobody expects Van Halen to have intelligent lyrics." Absolutely right. But how about good lyrics? That's a totally different thing. MEAN STREET's lyrics surely aren't intelligent...but they sure are good. "Somebody said FAIR WARNING...Lord, strike that poor boy down!" Fuckin' A, Dave. That's a helluva lot more rock 'n' roll than "I can't stop lovin' you, no matter what I say or do, you no my heart is true...wo-oh...I can't stop lovin' you." C'mon...what is this? Grade 4 poetry day? Don't you think there's a reason that far more people would cringe at the second lyric? I'm not saying it's about comparing the intelligence of the two. I'm saying it's about the quality, attitude and originality. And the second lyric is about as original as taking off your clothes in a nudist colony."

"See, dummy, this is the problem. You read lyrics like that, YOU don't get it. To you it doesn't mean anything, because you don't understand the value of good wordplay, of attitude in the writing. You'll be happy if the lyrics stay as dumb and unchallenging as, "You miss a beat, you lose the rhythm." Wow, that's so profound. That's like saying, "When I go down, I'm not going up." Wow. How deep. You'll never get it, so fans like you will keep making unbelievably stupid comments like THE INSIDE is better than ME WISE MAGIC. All it's about, oh Sambo-heads, is that we think one singer is better because the music he's produced is consistently better, and maybe we think he looks better on stage.
"I can't stop lovin' you, no matter what I say or do, you know my heart is true...oh-ooh, I can't stop lovin' you." Yeah, Walt Whitman would be proud."

Again, I'm cool with Brett because we're both people who disagreed. And I don't hate the man just because I don't agree 100% with him on his musical tastes.

"Ridiculous...songs like "Voodoo Queen" are a million times better than horrible songs like "Spanked." And even with producers supervising, albums with Hagar are not nearly as timeless. Dave has been their first choice the last few years, so if it doesn't work out, music won't be the reason. There's obviously something personal. I would say Hagar will return only as a consolation prize for Dave not returning. Ed knows which of his songs are classics, and it sure ain't MAN ON A MISSION or SUCKER IN A 3-PIECE."

"And I don't like Sammy, so if he rejoins, I don't have to listen. It's not a matter of anger or "showing" Eddie...it's just that, after the last few months of thinking about it, I really don't want to hear more Van Halen with Sammy Hagar singing. The truth is, I just don't like the guy. I think he's an idiot and an asshole. But hey, it's just music."

"While I appreciate your idea, I just really want Dave back in the band full-time. If they don't want to do it, if they claim that can't happen, no problem. I don't have to listen."

GUWAPO, fuck you. You know your theory is worthless. You went over me before you had this bullshit, with PETE, on some RED ROCK alias bullshit. You also quit the Pen bitterly and posted some message about me. You were a psycho when you were posting at the Pen, yelling at Bill and I if we interrupted one of your gay stories. Fuck, after all you've pulled, BILL and the others think you're as pathetic as I think you are. You despised me a long time ago. If you want to be reminded of why, read that conversation I posted that FAB approved me to post. It's all there, and you know it. You can't defend it anymore.

I won't back down. I'll keep attacking your dumb, old ass. You can either shut the fuck up, we can keep fighting or you can fucking leave. It's one of the three. You matter not. But no one is convinced, least of all anyone I give a shit about here. And finally, my dumb friend who has sided with how many Ched Heads to attack me (now VH LINKS SUCKS is the latest), you won't accomplish shit. I hate Sammy. Always have. Never bought a Van Hagar album 'til the early 90s because I was curious. Stopped listening to anything they did quite some years ago. Hate them more than ever. Didn't see the new tour. Didn't buy the new CD. Own everything Dave did. Got 1984 when I was eight. Have thought of David Lee Roth as the best white frontman in history almost my whole life. I am here because Dave is the real reason I love Van Halen. Shredding guitar playing has actually aged for me, and I don't like much 80's pop rock at all. Thus, the Links just doesn't do it for me.

So one more time...do you want to explain this? Or are you going to finally shut the fuck up and realize why I'm here and realize how futile your pathetic attack is?

Once and for all...shut the fuck up.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
But I NEVER had sex with a man Rikk! I was saving myself for Sammy!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

This is the most fucked-up flame war in history!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Um, you started this toots! I wasn't even online. I sign in and get a PM that you are on the rampage today. LMAO! What's the matter dg? No one to cyber today? Your a riot!

Anyway, I have a meeting to go to, soooo! See ya later!

"Toots"? "Toots"??!? fantastic!!! I didn't know anyone still used that phrase.

Okay as an outsider, here is what I've gathered as the background in all this:

Rikk hates Guwapo because Guwapo is old and wear tank tops. and is fat.

Rogues Horseman once was in a steady relatinshiop with Fabulous Shadow, which ended acrimoniously. This breakup was unfortunate for Fab, b/c she was in lovelovelove, and unfortunate for RG, b/c Fab has a nice rack.

Rogues has since hooked up with Diamondsgirl, who is now Rogues Girl, and soon to be "Rogues Childs Mother".

or would be but Fab is going to cut the baby from RG's womb and attempt to raise it as her own, just like that recent case somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

DLR7884 is simply trying to get laid, something that hasn't happened yet (if you don't include the livestock on his momma's farm and sister). If this doesn't happen soon, he is apt to become the next Timothy McVeigh. Or, potentially, Ted Nugent.

Nickd just wants a drink.

Natra asked a simple question if we think dave still does coke, and suddenly he owns the rowdiest bar this side of that place where Stryker meets his girl in the movie Airplane.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by academic punk
DLR7884 is simply trying to get laid, something that hasn't happened yet (if you don't include the livestock on his momma's farm and sister). If this doesn't happen soon, he is apt to become the next Timothy McVeigh. Or, potentially, Ted Nugent.

Hey, I just wanted to see some titties.

I thought you and I were on good terms....

DLR7884
?

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
"
Rogues Horseman once was in a steady relatinshiop with Fabulous Shadow, which ended acrimoniously. This breakup was unfortunate for Fab, b/c she was in lovelovelove, and unfortunate for RG, b/c Fab has a nice rack.

Rogues has since hooked up with Diamondsgirl, who is now Rogues Girl, and soon to be "Rogues Childs Mother".

or would be but Fab is going to cut the baby from RG's womb and attempt to raise it as her own, just like that recent case somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

ummm.....how about.... no.

[academic punk]

Oh, I was just getting everyone in on the fun!

Feel free to hurl a few my way!

p.s.as my apology please accept this token of my appreciation for you:

www.ratemycameltoe.com

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
ummm.....how about.... no.

my bad.

(but I wasright about everything up till then, right? right?)