I'll take a bottle of anything. and a glazed hooker.. to go!
I'll take a bottle of anything. and a glazed hooker.. to go!
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One Coke and Absynthe for Bueno Bob.Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
as this thread was known as the "is dave still a cokehead"-thread...this is a coke bar...no pepsi, sir...
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Barkeep, a Jack & Ginger. Yup, predictable as always!
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Sorry, we're out of alcohol. Do you want a Fresca?Originally posted by Matt White
Barkeep, a Jack & Ginger. Yup, predictable as always!
Naw, turpentine will do just fine!
cheers !!!Originally posted by DLR7884
It's all in fun....you have a sense of humor, unlike most of the morons that visit this place!
DLR7884
... and there is a beautiful cow in the backyard with deep brown eyes waitin' for you
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got some very fine abolut vodka for you...Originally posted by Big Troubles
I'll take a bottle of anything. and a glazed hooker.. to go!
out of alcohol...oh...yes...tonight is your drinking contest with guwapoOriginally posted by Rikk
Sorry, we're out of alcohol. Do you want a Fresca?
LMFAO!!! Actually, we had a drinking contest last night and are having another tonight...Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
out of alcohol...oh...yes...tonight is your drinking contest with guwapo
"I drank...hic...seven more Fantas than you before passing out, GUWAPO...hic..."
hey, man...want some honey in your milk?Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!! Actually, we had a drinking contest last night and are having another tonight...
"I drank...hic...seven more Fantas than you before passing out, GUWAPO...hic..."
Yes please.Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
hey, man...want some honey in your milk?
Do you have cinnamon?
FANTAS?!??! Oh shit you just went TOTALLY HARDCORE!! How about some MOXIE?Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!! Actually, we had a drinking contest last night and are having another tonight...
"I drank...hic...seven more Fantas than you before passing out, GUWAPO...hic..."
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What is "MOXIE?" Isn't it a cola?
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Moxie is the WORST TASTING THING I ever drank. Fucken GROSS. Kinda tastes like Hot Tar and Skunk Piss...
Barkeep...Nick, Bill, Bob, Matt, Poop Boy and myself are thirsty. Can I please have six orders of HOT TAR & SKUNK PISS?
HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! Now THAT'S funny!!
LOL!!Originally posted by scottydabodi
HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! Now THAT'S funny!!
You should copyright that drink, bro!
Drink up and throw up.
Never tasted it. Don't think I ever even heard of it.
Moxie sucks... don't matter WHAT you mix it with... you could dump that shit on the hottest asian girl and I wouldn't lick it... Moxie should die...
On the other hand, though, 2 Vodka and Tonics over here, I gotta get more drunker!!
I've heard of it. Never had it though....
So what you are saying is that it's a carbonated version of what three day old bongwater smells like?Originally posted by scottydabodi
Moxie sucks... don't matter WHAT you mix it with... you could dump that shit on the hottest asian girl and I wouldn't lick it... Moxie should die...
Dude, it's SO MUCH worse than that...
Well, then what kind of creeps drink it? YUCK!!!
Hic. No problem. Two vodka and tonics comin' right up. After that's done, you can have some Fanta and Moxie in a big jug with some lime and Cabo tequila. Bon appetit.Originally posted by scottydabodi
Moxie sucks... don't matter WHAT you mix it with... you could dump that shit on the hottest asian girl and I wouldn't lick it... Moxie should die...
On the other hand, though, 2 Vodka and Tonics over here, I gotta get more drunker!!
I'm from Maine, which is where it's bottled, and you can find it in stores up there. I've had it TWICE in my life, but never again. First time when I was young. Second time I was a teen, and thought I'd give it a second chance... man, I'll tell ya... it's gross, but on the other hand, I'm on my 3rd Vodka, and I feel FINE right now...
Which reminds me, I gotta split. Gotta be in the studio in half an hour.... later....*hic*
Boo!
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Barkeep, I'll take a take a Vodka & Collins. Lets change it up a bit tonight.
You got it.Originally posted by Matt White
Barkeep, I'll take a take a Vodka & Collins. Lets change it up a bit tonight.
You want conversation, peanuts or pussy with that?
well, I'm alergic to nuts, so that's right out. Not much of a conversationalist either...Originally posted by Rikk
You got it.
You want conversation, peanuts or pussy with that?
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What the hell, lets shoot the works! All three!!!Originally posted by Rikk
You got it.
You want conversation, peanuts or pussy with that?
What are you drinking, anyway?Originally posted by aesop
well, I'm alergic to nuts, so that's right out. Not much of a conversationalist either...
We got a special on FANTA tonight. It's the nazi soda, don't you know.:p
I'll take a double Jameson, chilled. ...and keep 'em coming!Originally posted by Rikk
What are you drinking, anyway?
We got a special on FANTA tonight. It's the nazi soda, don't you know.:p
Where's the jukebox??
You got it.Originally posted by Matt White
What the hell, lets shoot the works! All three!!!
Is it beer-thirty yet??
Damn, they'll let anyone in here.
Gimme a wild turkey in a dirty glass
and bring me the wenches....
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Right ON!
There you are, sir.Originally posted by aesop
I'll take a double Jameson, chilled. ...and keep 'em coming!
Where's the jukebox??
Here's our antique jukebox. At the moment, we're allowing free listens of anything off SAMMY HAGAR's 1979 Greatest Hits set.
Here's a general conversation starter:
Have you ever dated someone that broke up with you and then allowed you to reject him/her later in life?
Take your pick.:pOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
Damn, they'll let anyone in here.
Gimme a wild turkey in a dirty glass
and bring me the wenches....
Did you say you wanted one of these too?
I'd rather listen to a bad Lilith Fair bootleg 100 times over...Originally posted by Rikk
At the moment, we're allowing free listens of anything off SAMMY HAGAR's 1979 Greatest Hits set.
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