This is the trashiest bar I've ever been in.
Makes me feel dirty even being here.
I can smell that smell...stale cigarette smoke, cheap perfume, men's right guard deoderant.
And people's breaths would know you down. The old toilet stopped up from too much paper.
I am too good for this place.
I'm sure I have plenty of coins to put in the slot.Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
Ignore her Dan. Lets go make use of that condom machine in the bathroom.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
You are a CRAZY sack of shit that hangs out here just to bother people. You serve no purpose. Fuck off you dillusional cunt!
Originally posted by Katydid
This is the trashiest bar I've ever been in.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Then leave you fuckin nutwad!Originally posted by Katydid
This is the trashiest bar I've ever been in.
Makes me feel dirty even being here.
I can smell that smell...stale cigarette smoke, cheap perfume, men's right guard deoderant.
And people's breaths would know you down. The old toilet stopped up from too much paper.
I am too good for this place.
And I have a special slot just for you.Originally posted by Dan
I'm sure I have plenty of coins to put in the slot.
Originally posted by Ms. Conduct
dillusional
Rikk,
I think I OWE you a drink or two? Sneak them behind the bar and bill them to me my FRIEND!!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
Started out trashing David Lee Roth saying he couldn't sing because his septums in his nose was gone from snorting cocaine. Then everyone kept on. I defended him and then everyone was saying they were coke heads too.
I told NATRA why didn't he go listen to that Sammy Hagar dvd his wife got him for Christmas...he was bragging about it in another thread.
I can't believe it is now NATRA and RICK's BAR.
All a bunch of chicken shits who would not stand up for Dave...over here drinking at home and fanticizing this Bar shit...
YOU ARE ALL WORSE THAN ALL VAN HAGAR PUT TOGETHER.
YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED.
Katie Lee (Daniels) Roth
Rikk,throw this Bitch out.Originally posted by Katydid
Well, Devil, if you ever want to come back and try again...I told you once you bitch from Hell, that I'm the best that's ever been...
Dan, the Devil's in the house of the Rising Sun...
Gladly.Originally posted by Dan
Rikk,throw this Bitch out.
Maybe being served on by THIS will scare her off...
Fuck off all you corn hole Sammy lovers.
This is no place for the Roth.
David Lee Roth
Rikk, I'll take the usual.
What he we got on the jukebox tonight?!?
Ahh!
Can you see like a child
Can you see what I want
I wanna run through your
wicked garden
Heard that's the place to find you
Cause I'm alive
So alive now
I know the darkness blinds you
Can you see without eyes
Can you speak without lies
I wanna drink from your naked fountain
I can drown your sorrows
I'm gonna burn
Burn you to life now
Out of the chains that bind you
Can you see just like a child
Can you see just what I want
Can I bring you back to life
Are you still alive______
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden down
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden to the ground
Can you feel pain inside
Can you love
Can you cry
I wanna run through your
wicked garden
Heard that's the to find you
Cause I'm alive
So alive now
I know the darkness binds you
Can you see just like a child
Can you see just what I want
Can I bring you back to life
Are you still alive________________________________
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden down
Burn, burn, burn
Burn your wicked garden to the ground
MATT, anybody that quotes lyrics from one of my favorite bands gets a fucking J.D. on the house.Originally posted by Matt White
Rikk, I'll take the usual.
What he we got on the jukebox tonight?!?
Ahh!
Can you see like a child
Can you see what I want
Drink up, bro.
Originally posted by Rikk
MATT, anybody that quotes lyrics from one of my favorite bands gets a fucking J.D. on the house.
Drink up, bro.
Tanx Man!
That one sounded so good, I gotta plat another!
My FAVORITE song of the '90's:
Waiting on a Sunday afternoon
For the word I read between the lines
You lied
Feeling like a hand in rusted shame
So do you laugh or does it cry?
Reply?
Leavin' on a southern train
Only yesterday you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watched the time go by
All of these things you said to me
Breathing is the hardest thing to do.
With all I've said and
all that's dead for you
You lied-Goodbye.
Leavin' on a southern train
only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watched the time go by
All of these things I said to you
Originally posted by Katydid
This is the trashiest bar I've ever been in.
Makes me feel dirty even being here.
I
Do you like any of their later stuff, Matt? The NO. 4 album is amazing.
I bought CORE & PURPLE when they came out. I have SHANGRI-La Dee Da & the Greatest Hits. I still mean to pick up Tiny Gifts and 4.
STELLAR band.
They are one of my very favorite bands. And, bro, you're missing their two best albums.Originally posted by Matt White
I bought CORE & PURPLE when they came out. I have SHANGRI-La Dee Da & the Greatest Hits. I still mean to pick up Tiny Gifts and 4.
STELLAR band.
I dig the first two the most. Harder edge, though they did improve as songwriters as the 90's went on.
Probably favor the first 2 because they remind me of a very KEWL time in my life.
Originally posted by Katydid
Fuck off all you corn hole Sammy lovers.
Gonna say that in church on Sunday, Aunt Polly? lol.
Originally posted by Katydid
Fuck off all you corn hole Sammy lovers
She's got a dirty little mouth
Send her a Cosmo Rikk. This'll be fun!
Is that the kind of language you learn being such a devout catholic ??Originally posted by Katydid
Fuck off all you corn hole Sammy lovers.
You need Jesus!
Katy? What missing in CH RCH?
Hi Im Mark from the Church of Jesus Christ and the latter day saints !
Ive been door to dooring all day, I need a brewski !
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Here's some adequate stuff for you, pal. Cheers!Originally posted by Panamark
Hi Im Mark from the Church of Jesus Christ and the latter day saints !
Ive been door to dooring all day, I need a brewski !
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
This one suits better to your case, for sure. Quit selling bull from door to door and cross the threshold of "evil" a little. Tastes so good...Originally posted by Panamark
Hi Im Mark from the Church of Jesus Christ and the latter day saints !
Ive been door to dooring all day, I need a brewski !
But I doubt about your ability to drink from that bottle. Here's the fine glass that this sweet devilish beverage should be drunk in. Enjoy!
Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 02-05-2005 at 09:39 AM.
Cheers!
Don't worry, there are only 12% of demonic substance. That's 88% of the room left for the Good Lord.
This beer is from my country home (North of Frogland). If you should start dealing with the devil, let it be with that one!
Okay, is anyone drinking today? Who wants a fucking drink?
Hi Rikk! I'll have your suggestion of the day, please
I'm not a very creative bartender. I could suggest maybe a Long Island Ice Tea?
I've had some of the toughest Long Island Ice Teas on this planet, particularly one in a bar in Cleveland. This fucking thing was in a giant mug and was tough as nails to get through.
Care to try?
I'll take a "Summer Solstice" & a Cheese-burger with fries. Could I get some Malt Vinegar with that?
We keep one bottle of malt vinegar for special occasions, such as you requesting some.Originally posted by Matt White
I'll take a "Summer Solstice" & a Cheese-burger with fries. Could I get some Malt Vinegar with that?
I must warn you, though, that the malt vinegar is vintage 1978 and we always play COPACABANA on the jukebox when we serve it.
All right! I like to try drinks I don't know yet. And my stomach needs cleaning.Originally posted by Rikk
I'm not a very creative bartender. I could suggest maybe a Long Island Ice Tea?
I've had some of the toughest Long Island Ice Teas on this planet, particularly one in a bar in Cleveland. This fucking thing was in a giant mug and was tough as nails to get through.
Care to try?
This ice tea is known to kill tumors.Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
All right! I like to try drinks I don't know yet. And my stomach needs cleaning.
You know, I never step back.Originally posted by Rikk
This ice tea is known to kill tumors.
Originally posted by Rikk
We keep one bottle of malt vinegar for special occasions, such as you requesting some.
I must warn you, though, that the malt vinegar is vintage 1978 and we always play COPACABANA on the jukebox when we serve it.
NATRA keeps an old statue of Manilow in the Bar's storage room in the basement. After each shift, we worship it and recite the words to COPACABANA in a circle. Grown men weep.
I think I need some air.
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