NATRA AND RIKK'S POPGEAR AND BEER FUCKIN' DRINKIN' FEST

**ALinChainz** · 01-09-2005, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by Matt White
Hey Granny? SHIRLEY TEMPLE on the ROCKS?!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Or, maybe a MUDSLIDE!!!!!!

She'll have whatever is in that old jug with the X's on it.

Slop her in a trough.

**aesop** · 01-09-2005, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by Matt White
Hey Granny? SHIRLEY TEMPLE on the ROCKS?!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Or, maybe a MUDSLIDE!!!!!!

Nahhh... Give 'er the ole Irish Car Bomb!!!

Maybe she'll speak comprehendable sentences...

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's no Lady.........

That's just Rikk

Them's bar-fighting words, darnit!

Barkeep, give me a vodka and redbull, hold the urine. Plus, give me two pool ques so Aesop and I can have a fight like in a Steven Seagal movie except we'll look more pathetic...

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Well Rikk best be buyin' the next round ...

:bottle:

Watered down Bud for all my buds.

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by aesop
ALinChainz can't...he blew his wad on Rikk!

OH, NOW THAT'S IT!!!

**Katydid** · 01-09-2005, 02:06 AM

I've had a mudslide before. And a whiskey sour before, and a screwdriver, and tried to get to the worm in the tequila bottle (it tastes like gasoline coming back up). And bloody marys, and strawberry dahris, and bourban and coke.

But always limited myself to 2. And that was when I was young and stupid and only went out once every 3 or 4 mo. when my hubby was playing somewhere. Sat with the wives.

I might have a wine with dinner once every six months. It's not as though I am a tetotaler.

I don't smoke either, although I have been around it with daddy and ex...

I even took a toke from a bong once at a family wedding. Then driving home seemed like everything was in slow motion.

I used to go out and nurse a sprite, noone knew it wasn't vodka. But I hate the smell of cigarette smoke in your hair and on your body the next morning.

So I don't go out except maybe once or twice a year anymore. Just don't crave drinks or smokes...

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Pump off Medusa ... You stay in the dump and keep me out of your posts and I'll let everyone else rip you.

You're a sickening human being to me.

The bitch just likes attention. That's why she'd follow us to Natra's Bar. Order her one of Natra's Vodka and Urine specials so she can choke on it.

**Katydid** · 01-09-2005, 02:09 AM

What is that Internet Optimizer that has started popping up every time I come in here anymore?

**Katydid** · 01-09-2005, 02:12 AM

It's time to close up the bar and go home. You know your mama's are worried sick about you drinking and driving. You are still only punk 30 something year olds, well, except for Lounge Machine and he should know better.

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 02:13 AM

I never did coke, never had any notion or desire to...fuck, if I can't quit smoking, I'd O.D. on coke in a month...

**aesop** · 01-09-2005, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
Them's bar-fighting words, darnit!

Barkeep, give me a vodka and redbull, hold the urine. Plus, give me two pool ques so Aesop and I can have a fight like in a Steven Seagal movie except we'll look more pathetic...

I'll bring the balls, bitch

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by Katydid
It's time to close up the bar and go home. You know your mama's are worried sick about you drinking and driving. You are still only punk 30 something year olds, well, except for Lounge Machine and he should know better.

How about I get drunk and then drive a car and hit you?

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 02:16 AM

Must admit, Steven is BAD ASS with a pool que in that fuckin' movie, what was it? Above the Law or something?

Great shit.

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by aesop
I'll bring the balls, bitch

I'm gonna crack this pool que over your head unless you apologize for your insolence and get me a bottle of J.D. so I can drink it and then piss all over you.

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Must admit, Steven is BAD ASS with a pool que in that fuckin' movie, what was it? Above the Law or something?

Great shit.

I think that was ABOVE THE LAW, although he also has a great barfight in OUT FOR JUSTICE.

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
I never did coke, never had any notion or desire to...fuck, if I can't quit smoking, I'd O.D. on coke in a month...

I just quit smoking a month ago this Thursday. Damn, dude...it's been tough as hell. But I've been practice teaching and can't imagine smelling of cigarettes when working with kids. I figured, if I'm getting into teaching, I don't want to be a smoker. Plus, I've been having too many incidents of running up staircases the way I used to and getting tired too quickly.

Fuck. I want a smoke.

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 02:22 AM

Tell you what, bro, I'll light one up right now in your honor

**aesop** · 01-09-2005, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm gonna crack this pool que over your head unless you apologize for your insolence and get me a bottle of J.D. so I can drink it and then piss all over you.

I'll take the former lol

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 02:24 AM

FIGHT! FIGHT!!

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Tell you what, bro, I'll light one up right now in your honor

Thanks bro. What brand do you smoke?

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 02:24 AM

Camel filter (box). Can't smoke nothing else...

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 02:25 AM

Gonna need Vader's iron lung suit here pretty soon if I don't find a way to stop...heh heh...

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by aesop
I'll take the former lol

CRACK!!!!

(No, that wasn't me hitting you over the head with a pool que...that was my still relatively sober self demanding a crack pipe I can smoke before we begin fighting so that I can convince myself that I'm Alexander!

)

**aesop** · 01-09-2005, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
I think that was ABOVE THE LAW, although he also has a great barfight in OUT FOR JUSTICE.

Above the law has 'The Pool Scene'

...Brings a tear to my eye

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:26 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Camel filter (box). Can't smoke nothing else...

DuMaurier Extra Light, Large Regular. Damn...it's been a month since I've uttered those words! The only place in the States I found that brand was Vegas.

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by aesop
Above the law has 'The Pool Scene'

...Brings a tear to my eye

Me too! I love that scene!!

I love when he breaks the guy's arm in the convenience store in HARD TO KILL (although he breaks a guy's arm in every movie he's in...LOL).

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Gonna need Vader's iron lung suit here pretty soon if I don't find a way to stop...heh heh...

LOL!!! That would be hilarious if in Episode III they explain his breathing as smoker's lungs.

**aesop** · 01-09-2005, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
Me too! I love that scene!!

I love when he breaks the guy's arm in the convenience store in HARD TO KILL (although he breaks a guy's arm in every movie he's in...LOL).

Ranks right up there with the pool scene in 'National Lampoon's Vacation'

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 02:31 AM

Originally posted by aesop
Ranks right up there with the pool scene in 'National Lampoon's Vacation'

The subtitle for that scene should be: "BILLY JOEL IS THE DUMBEST MAN IN SHOW BUSINESS".:p

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!!! That would be hilarious if in Episode III they explain his breathing as smoker's lungs.

The funny thing of it is, George Lucas was apparently REALLY pissed at Hayden because he wouldn't quit smoking between Ep 2 & 3; said he wanted Anakin looking as big as possible and the smoking was working against his adding weight...lmao...

**aesop** · 01-09-2005, 02:36 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
The subtitle for that scene should be: "BILLY JOEL IS THE DUMBEST MAN IN SHOW BUSINESS".:p

Yea but that's what makes the scene so great. Who know he'd be such a dumbass today though?? In REAL FUCKING LIFE???

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by aesop
Yea but that's what makes the scene so great. Who know he'd be such a dumbass today though?? In REAL FUCKING LIFE???

Maybe it's just me, but I've always thought Billy Joel was slightly Tool-ish...go figure...

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 03:04 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Maybe it's just me, but I've always thought Billy Joel was slightly Tool-ish...go figure...

LMFAO!!

Maybe he should have replaced Ian Gillan. Yeah, that sure would have been a great MACH III...really masculine. LMFAO!:p

**bueno bob** · 01-09-2005, 03:10 AM

Deep Purple is:

Billy Joel - Vocals
Ritchie Blackmore - Guitar
Glenn Hughs - Bass, Vocals
Jon Lord - Keyboards
Ian Paice - Drums

....

Uh, on second thought....

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Deep Purple is:

Billy Joel - Vocals
Ritchie Blackmore - Guitar
Glenn Hughs - Bass, Vocals
Jon Lord - Keyboards
Ian Paice - Drums

....

Uh, on second thought....

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

**DavidLeeNatra** · 01-09-2005, 06:57 AM

you want to smoke ?

here you are...

and beware of him if you wanna do your steven seagal shit...

**DavidLeeNatra** · 01-09-2005, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by Katydid
"O Katy, beautiful Katy....Look what I got...uh uh uh uh...."

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BAR !!!

...or we bind you at the dart board !

**DavidLeeNatra** · 01-09-2005, 10:52 AM

ts...ts...ts...not welcome...get the fuck out and drink your pissy cabo wabo...

**Rikk** · 01-09-2005, 01:32 PM

Natra's bar definitely has some of the coolest security.

**DavidLeeNatra** · 01-09-2005, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Natra's bar definitely has some of the coolest security.

and they know their job, baby...red bull (u-free) and vodka for ya...

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