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  1. 01-05-2005, 06:51 PM #1
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    Tremble at the terror of....THE EXPLODING PENIS!!!!

    Check it out! This guy got all the way to FIFTH base!

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

    Penis explodes during sex

    Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

    Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

    Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

    "I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

    Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.
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  2. 01-05-2005, 07:01 PM #2
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    Blue balls? Naw, couldn't be...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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  3. 01-05-2005, 07:03 PM #3
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    Brings a tear to a glass eye that one....
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    That's a shame......
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
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  5. 01-05-2005, 07:08 PM #5
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    you know i once saw the lead singer from 3 dog night on stern say the same thing happened to him ,but he blamed it on over use of his prick ! go figure a famous rock star having too much sex
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    Originally posted by Coyote
    Blue balls? Naw, couldn't be...

    My guess is they had a couple of toys going on.

    But how traumatizing is that, huh? I would NOT want to be this girl's next boyfriend!

    "Oooo, put it away! Or, if you're going to take it out, let me first pour some anti-septic and Bactine over it!!!!"
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  7. 01-06-2005, 10:40 PM #7
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    Ouch!
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  8. 01-06-2005, 11:04 PM #8
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    Exploding Penis?!??!! I would have to vote NO on that one...
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  9. 01-08-2005, 10:05 AM #9
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    Oi vay! Another "thing" to worry about!
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    My Penis exsplodes everytime I use it.
    Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg
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  11. 01-09-2005, 11:46 PM #11
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    My ass just exploded... 2 bowls of Raisin Bran, and a whole can of Bush' Baked Beans...
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  12. 01-10-2005, 11:15 AM #12
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    Dude you were just asking for trouble with that one.
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  13. 01-10-2005, 02:32 PM #13
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    Originally posted by scottydabodi
    My ass just exploded... 2 bowls of Raisin Bran, and a whole can of Bush' Baked Beans...

    I think you could show a little more respect towards the Romanian fella whose penis exploded. i mean, come on.
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