Talk about a strange trip. Two bug eyed creatures sing the praises of sub sandwiches.
Whenever these spots air I'm totally glued to the TV. It's hard to explain why, perhaps if any of you have seen the commercials you'll know what I'm talking about.
It's the most effective commercial I've seen in years.
dude i couldn't tell u who paid for that commercial but as far as i could tell , it was afucked up eyed rabbit singing to a mouse . hey anyways to make the commercial probally cost 25 grand , but to no [who are the dipshits that paid 2 million to put on air ,totaly assinnine[spell check] WHAT A COMMERCIAL WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!
The commercial might be a waste of time, but Quiznos subs rock!
I think they're mutated hamsters...lol
If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
Their radio commercials are just as bad. It's a lady talking about how she has a coupon for $2 off neutering her dog. But if she takes the coupon into Quizno's, they'll give her a $1 off a sub.
Mmmm....just thinking about a dog getting his doo-dads whacked makes me want to go out and enjoy a tasty, toasted sub.
WTF?
The first time I saw that commercial, the sight of those creatures made my stomach turn...not a good thing if you're a food chain whose intention is to make someone want to buy your product. I sure wasn't running out and buying a Quizno Sub the first time I saw that spot!The first few times, the commercial was weird, but now they are getting pretty fucking annoying having to listen to that off key singing every time that commercial comes on! That thing sings almost as bad as Sammy Hagar!
the Quiznos commercial with the guy sucking on the wolf tit didn't do much for me either.
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I did a little research on the net, and would you believe those things are actually supposed to be monkeys? Here's where they came from, and if you're annoyed by that Quizno's ad, this will really torment the living hell out of you!
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
i love those commercials, but I'm weird like that
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Oh, I know. I found that commercial very disturbing.Originally posted by twonabomber
the Quiznos commercial with the guy sucking on the wolf tit didn't do much for me either.
One thing is certain, it grabs your attention and holds it.
Little Texan says it's supposed to be monkeys being portrayed and he's right. The Quizno's website confirms it.
I just can't see how those things are monkeys. They look more like dead guinea pigs than anything.
The alternating eyeball bulging is almost hypnotic and really creepy.
Originally posted by Little Texan
I did a little research on the net, and would you believe those things are actually supposed to be monkeys? Here's where they came from, and if you're annoyed by that Quizno's ad, this will really torment the living hell out of you!
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
Ive never seen these Advertisements, We only have Subway SUBs in OZ. (Though Im sure Quiznos will be on its way). But that link was farken funny.
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Dude, Quiznos makes Subway suck shit.
I hope they come our way then, Subways are very bland...
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one odd thing about me...if i don't like the commercials, i won't patronize the business. unless they get some T&A in their commercials, i ain't eating at Quiznos.
I agree...the bread always tastes stale, and they're way overpriced. Do you have Schlotzsky's in Oz? Now there's a tasty sandwich! They're way overpriced, too, but they taste soooooo gooooood that I don't mind paying the high price.Originally posted by Panamark
I hope they come our way then, Subways are very bland...
G'day Little T,
No Schlotzsky's in Oz unfortunately. Sounds killer. I dont mind paying extra for good quality sangers myself. Fark, maybe we are going get both Quiznos and Schlotzsky's ? We just got Krispy Kreme. But Im not
really a doughnut kinda guy. This is making me hungry !
Here's the sandwich I'm talking about.
http://www.schlotzskys.com/menu_item_the_original.html
Dude, I went to get a wrap for lunch figuring it would be warm and cheaper than what I could get in the cafeteria here in school. It was small and did nothing for me. So now I get the school's chicken wraps just cuz it's way cheaper and tastes better.Originally posted by Little Texan
I agree...the bread always tastes stale, and they're way overpriced. .
Ever hear of Jimmy John's? Now that's a fucking sub.
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Never had a Quiznos but they look good. I guess I need to haul my ass over to the one store here in town and get one. Subways are like eating a bread sandwich.Originally posted by Viking
Dude, Quiznos makes Subway suck shit.
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Now Im definately hungry !Originally posted by Little Texan
Here's the sandwich I'm talking about.
http://www.schlotzskys.com/menu_item_the_original.html
They look really good.
Damn tasty.Originally posted by DlocRoth
Ever hear of Jimmy John's? Now that's a fucking sub.
I think they have Big Mike's in your neck of the woods too.
we have Jersey Mike's and Dave's Cosmic Subs. both are pretty good.
Dave's Cosmic is a local chain. another good local chain is Papa Joe's.
AHHHHH!!!!! WTF! It's stuck in my head now! Someone, please make it stop!Originally posted by Little Texan
I did a little research on the net, and would you believe those things are actually supposed to be monkeys? Here's where they came from, and if you're annoyed by that Quizno's ad, this will really torment the living hell out of you!
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
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Quiznos gimmick is that they toast the entire sandwich, rather than just nuke the meat like they do at Subway. it makes a difference in the taste.Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Never had a Quiznos but they look good. I guess I need to haul my ass over to the one store here in town and get one. Subways are like eating a bread sandwich.
Aw shit the commercials on right now!
Those uhhhhwhatever the fuck they're supposed to be, remind me of the "Viking Kitten" videos.
http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/vik...kingKitten.htm
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They are very funny in a bent kinda way. Hey Flash Bastard, they could be your children ! (After looking at your avatar)
Oh yeah, the resemblance is uncanny.....Originally posted by Panamark
Hey Flash Bastard, they could be your children ! (After looking at your avatar)
Oh, man how could I forget Schlotzsky's? Panamark, you gotta start a campaign to get these franchises into Oz. Then you can be as fat and sated as us Americans. LOL
LMAO ! See, they really are your children !Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Oh yeah, the resemblance is uncanny.....
They both look more appetizing than Subways. Dunno if I'll be "Still Looking Good" in a Jared kinda way after eating a shitload of them, thoughOriginally posted by Viking
Oh, man how could I forget Schlotzsky's? Panamark, you gotta start a campaign to get these franchises into Oz. Then you can be as fat and sated as us Americans. LOL
Very strange indeed
:eek: :confused: That commercial is truly weird to say the least! And what's with the thick Latino accent? HAHAHA, it did make me laugh.
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I only eat at Subway whenever I want a unsanitary, clueless teen with 5 facial piercings to cough on my sandwich. Same goes with McDonalds.
The local holes in the wall are the best, I think. Screw the chains.
Banana peppers?!?! WTF is that shit?
Smells like pickles but tastes like ass.
Yeah.
The Quiznos Subs commercial is one of the worst annoying TV commercials I have ever seen.
It makes me think that their subs are infected with Rat turds or something.
I wonder who green lighted those?
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