I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:
Single again
I'm single again... what do i do now?:confused:
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Enjoy it...?
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Get John Ashcroft as your wing manOriginally posted by DeadOrAlive
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His wife just left him and filed for divorce.
At least when you two go out you'll be refered to as "the good looking one"
He can be the designated driver too
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Let's see:confused: ...you...uh..."DO" every girl you can!Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
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Run through the streets NAKED with a 3/4 empty bottle of Jim Beam and scream at the top of your lungs "Breast Milk...Does The Body Good!!!!"Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
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Works for me...
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Sounds damn good to me Lounge!!
All sounds damn good guys!! lol
Crap...pretend you didn't read that...your 14!!!!!!!! :eek:Originally posted by aesop
Run through the streets NAKED with a 3/4 empty bottle of Jim Beam and scream at the top of your lungs "Breast Milk...Does The Body Good!!!!"
Works for me...
A vote for all you dudes!!
LMAO!!!! Hey, nothing new aesop!
Enjoy it...for at least 20 more years !! Trust me.Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
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There's always katy...........................
jus kidding, bro.
Darn...I thought I was on to something rather uniqueOriginally posted by DeadOrAlive
LMAO!!!! Hey, nothing new aesop!
I'll think about it northern girl...
KATIE!!! *BOING!!!!* YEEE HAAAWW!!!! just kidding
It's was pretty damn funny aesop!
Hey DOA, hows the guitar coming?
Enjoy being single is the best advice I have read in this thread so far.
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Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
It's was pretty damn funny aesop!
True stories are always the funniest...
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He never actually mentioned DRINKING the booze......Originally posted by Nickdfresh
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Yep...I appologized already...See the later post...Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Um, I think he's 14 dude.
Young Man,enjoy your single life for now.There are plenty of Women out there.Hey what about the Girl next door?Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
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But if you end up like me and single at 30 just become a Gigolo.
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yeah i finally called it quits with my girlfriend right before our one year anniversary
i was so siked not to have to buy something nice for her
now im loving single life, its treating me real well
It's true...enjoy, it takes a while, I am not complaining (well not too much anymore!!) LOL!
I did however, make a serious dent in my wine and beer collection and all the local pubs seemed to do well early on in the piece. ;-) that may not work for you at this point in time
I got a lot of guitar playing / songwriting done too (think Adam Sandler - The Wedding Singer) LOL *jokes*
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"Somebody Kill Me"
[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.
[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke
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all jokes... you need humour in your life... and good mates..
Last edited by sambo; 01-11-2005 at 12:23 AM.
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doa ,northengirl is very wise, listen to her and enjoy the next 20 yrs single !!!!!
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Go and get a mean looking tattoo - its good for the soul.Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
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yeah dude stay single, i have so much time on my hands now, i have been getting so much done
Okay, pay attention.Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
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IN THIS ORDER:
1.) Get your drivers license.
2.) Study hard and get good grades in high school.
3.) Go to a good college.
4.) Study hard again, get good grades.
5.) Graduate in 4 years.
6.) Land good job.
7.) Make lots of money.
8.) Bang lots of hot women.
9.) Marry hot girl.
10.) Hot girl divorces you, takes half of everything.
11.) Get hot young chick, move to bahamas. Retire.
Now, get crackin' young man.
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I'm still stuck on #10Originally posted by Matt White
Okay, pay attention.
IN THIS ORDER:
1.) Get your drivers license.
2.) Study hard and get good grades in high school.
3.) Go to a good college.
4.) Study hard again, get good grades.
5.) Graduate in 4 years.
6.) Land good job.
7.) Make lots of money.
8.) Bang lots of hot women.
9.) Marry hot girl.
10.) Hot girl divorces you, takes half of everything.
11.) Get hot young chick, move to bahamas. Retire.
Now, get crackin' young man.
"Flow like water, reflect like a mirror, and respond like an echo."
All things will pass.
haha LMAO, but thats unfortunateOriginally posted by aesop
I'm still stuck on #10
at least you still got your guitar!
this thread rocks!!!
doa, you know that cute
girl who always smiles at you?
ask her out.
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Dude, you are 14, go out and enjoy yourself.
Don't feel like you have to have one girlfriend....have a few of them at once.
DLR7884
The sky is the limit.
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yeah...but missed #7...Originally posted by aesop
I'm still stuck on #10
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hey, DOA...there is some party going on here...some of them are single
don't listen to that dude...Originally posted by DLR7884
Dude, I am 26 but feel like 14, and I enjoy myself.
Don't feel like you have to have one girlfriend.... I have two of them at once. My left hand is called "honey" and my right hand is called "sweety".
DLR7884
The sky is the limit.
DLN
he is owned
Hey we don't need any lip from the bartender! No go and get me a Guinness, Stat!Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
yeah...but missed #7...
lol...I was referring to myself...guiness on the way...and be nice to the bartender, my security is ass-kickingOriginally posted by aesop
Hey we don't need any lip from the bartender! No go and get me a Guinness, Stat!
LOL my bad DLN. I'll be sure to leave a nice tipOriginally posted by DavidLeeNatra
lol...I was referring to myself...guiness on the way...and be nice to the bartender, my security is ass-kicking
You sure do love those losers from the dump don't you?Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
don't listen to that dude...
DLN
he is owned
Believe me, he'll do way better in life listening to me than to your homosexual german ass.
DLR7884
You are a eurofag Natra, plain and simple.
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