Happy Birthday To Ladytudor

[academic punk]

Can we all take a moment to send our best wishes and all the best to one of the coolest people on this site, Lady Tudor!

[Carmine]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LT!

BEST WISHES!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Happy Birthday LT!

[distortion9]

yuck....MANSKIN!

Happy Birthday Lady

[LadyTudor2711]

Hey Everyone.

Thanks for the good wishes. I just saw this, better late than never, my day was great. Went to a gallery party and got photographed, my picture may appear in New York Magazine, it was a nice surprise. If it is printed in the mag I will post it.

Cheers,

LT

[Rikk]

Happy (belated) birthday, darlin'.

[Mezro]

I saw a lady standing in front of a Tudor style house this morning. Does that count?

Mezro...hope you had a nice chunk of sausage to celebrate...

[LadyTudor2711]

Hey Mezro,

It sure does, it is the thought that counts. Yes, I was with the girls and did we tried to import some beef, but the links were too small. What's going on with all the little guys here in the city? Did the circus just let out? I am not a size queen, but really....What is a lady to do? Here is b-day pic of Van and me, she is in the hat. Thanks

Cheers,

LT

[Mezro]

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
Hey Mezro,

It sure does, it is the thought that counts. Yes, I was with the girls and did we tried to import some beef, but the links were too small. What's going on with all the little guys here in the city? Did the circus just let out? I am not a size queen, but really....What is a lady to do? Here is b-day pic of Van and me, she is in the hat. Thanks

Cheers,

LT

You are trolling on the wrong coast



Mezro...what a lady needs to do is come to San Francisco and indulge in my full shaved paradise...

[academic punk]

pardon???!?

full-shaved...meaning head? or does, as the saying goes, the carpet match the curtains?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
pardon???!?

full-shaved...meaning head? or does, as the saying goes, the carpet match the curtains?

Fully shaved: as in hair on my head (not bald) - no hair on my cock or balls.

Mezro...can I make it any clearer for you...it feels much better to fuck with no pubic hair...questions...comments...concerns...

[academic punk]

...how did that even become part of the conversation?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
...how did that even become part of the conversation?

I have an odd way of making strange segues work.

Mezro...hop, skip, jump, new subject, change the range...

[academic punk]

deal!

so how about that inauguration, huh?

(see, this isn't as much of a non-sequiter as it seems: we're going from your balls, to bush's balls...)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
Fully shaved: as in hair on my head (not bald) - no hair on my cock or balls.

Mezro...can I make it any clearer for you...it feels much better to fuck with no pubic hair...questions...comments...concerns...

Ok...

The "fine" art of shaving thread is in order...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
we're going from your balls, to bush's balls...)

More like going from one dick to another

Mezro...i'll bet the Bush family has poor grooming habits...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Ok...

The "fine" art of shaving thread is in order...

I have been doing that since high school. The first few weeks after shaving is a bitch - you itch and itch and itch. Once you get used to it there is no turning back.

Trust me when I say that women love it.

Mezro...I shave in the shower every morning...did it at the gym locker room once...people looked at me like I was a freak...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
I have been doing that since high school. The first few weeks after shaving is a bitch - you itch and itch and itch. Once you get used to it there is no turning back.

Trust me when I say that women love it.

Mezro...I shave in the shower every morning...did it at the gym locker room once...people looked at me like I was a freak...

No...I have been doing it too since I was about 20. When I first met my wife, she thought it a bit weird for a guy and you're correct on the itch thing,but now its become a daily ritual...and women do love it!

However, words of warning from Ragoo...be careful that your girl has not used the razor on her legs! A razor cut on your shaft or balls is no fun at all!

oh and I'm taking this subject to the sex thread...an interesting topic for the ladies as well....

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.

oh and I'm taking this subject to the sex thread...an interesting topic for the ladies as well....

I'll drop on by and throw my spunk into the ring.

Mezro...i have tagged myself a few times...the pain of a sausage slice...

[academic punk]

I'm sure Mme. Tudor appreciates her birthday wish morphing into a thread about how you guys have scraped your sacs.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
I'm sure Mme. Tudor appreciates her birthday wish morphing into a thread about how you guys have scraped your sacs.

LMAO....I moved it to the sex thread....Sorry LT!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
I'm sure Mme. Tudor appreciates her birthday wish morphing into a thread about how you guys have scraped your sacs.

Please.

Mezro...there is an art to shaving the tadpoles...think zen...with plenty of shaving gel...

[academic punk]

think Karma!

Everytime you've sliced yourself, that's God getting you back for past sins!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
Please.

Mezro...there is an art to shaving the tadpoles...think zen...with plenty of shaving gel...

Right on.

Ragoo...an art indeed...and it is much easier with a 1/2 a chub too!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
think Karma!

Everytime you've sliced yourself, that's God getting you back for past sins!

Or maybe that is God getting me back for his own inadequacy.

Mezro...cue bolt from the blue...

[academic punk]

wow

Originally posted by Mezro
Or maybe that is God getting me back for his own inadequacy.

Mezro...cue bolt from the blue...

wow...you're just gonna slice your nuts to shit tomorrow morning for that one, dude.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk


wow...you're just gonna slice your nuts to shit tomorrow morning for that one, dude.

Think of it like this a p - if there is a God he/she/it created me...along with my sense of humor and all the wacky shit I say. I'm not worried about something that is already me.

Mezro...and I'm not saying I believe...but I do believe in shaving my unit...

[academic punk]

i just realized...here we are talking about ripping ball sacs and shafts and whatnot...and there you are with an icon of lucy lui unsheathing a sword.

Ominous...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by academic punk
i just realized...here we are talking about ripping ball sacs and shafts and whatnot...and there you are with an icon of lucy lui unsheathing a sword.

Ominous...

...and obvious.

Mezro...Lucy Lui can unsheath my sword...have her people call me...

[LadyTudor2711]

A Lady always loves a well-groomed man as much as he appreciates a well-groomed woman. Kudos for cleanliness, it won't get you closer to God, it just might get you close enough to me.

Sweet dreams,

LT

[Mezro]

Originally posted by LadyTudor2711
A Lady always loves a well-groomed man as much as he appreciates a well-groomed woman. Kudos for cleanliness, it won't get you closer to God, it just might get you close enough to me.

Sweet dreams,

LT

Smiles for miles

Mezro...the lizard that is fun to wear...

[Northern Girl]

I'm mez-merized by the visuals I'm getting here.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'm mez-merized by the visuals I'm getting here.

I'm not shy about dropping my pants.

Mezro...test driving the goods are a much better idea than kicking the tires...

[Northern Girl]

Take a test drive, check the dip-stick, the ball-bearings...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Take a test drive, check the dip-stick, the ball-bearings...

Or just sit down...hard...and ride until dawn.

Mezro...transportation meets perspiration...

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Mezro
transportation meets perspiration...

That's a great marketing line. Anyone in advertising?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
That's a great marketing line. Anyone in advertising?

Me.

Mezro...I get paid to be a freak...

[MAX]

Most definitely a Happy Belated to LT.

I hope you had a stellar day!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
I get paid to be a freak...

Brother Mez,

You must be extremely wealthy.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Mezro
Or just sit down...hard...and ride until dawn.

Mezro...transportation meets perspiration...

Really? Me too. What agency and what do you do?

(copywriter, meself)(which I would imagine you are too)