david lee roth fan

[amsterdamned]

hi there, i'm peter from the netherlands, or holland for the most.
Its that tiny country in Europe , where you can have your one weed
and smoke it in the open, or in coffeshops, where you can
pick your weed or hasj from the menu,
and i love it to be a duth dude, because of that.

So don't slapp me because off my bad englisch, it's better
than your duth i suppose.

And i like to say that i think that DLR is a great entertainer
from head to toe, and eddy slould learn to play with his mouth shut,
because otherwise nasa might be intrested in that big black hole.

[DLR7884]

Well alrighty!

DLR7884
Welcome!

[Big Troubles]

DLR fans world wide, I Love it! Welcome aboard amsterdamned!

[Catfish]

Learn to speak English, asshole.

[MikeVanHln]

Yo bro, you speak english better than some of the people here. Do me a favor? Hook up with some of that red haired Jamaican shit and ship it to my house. I would appreciate it. When I visit Amsterdam, I'll return the favor.

[hitch1969©]

Now fellas, let's remember that not everyone has the same grasp of the KweenMUMs bastardized AMERICAN™ so go easy on the EuroTard®. Look at flappo, think about sesh... yes, it does suck that a person wasn't born in the great ol U S of A, but really, we should be tolerant because look at what great dudes they are despite where they are geographically. They can't help that shit and they try and overcome where they come from, and FUCK if that isn't positive mental attitude and a team building spirit.

And that's all I'd ever ask of anyone, really, so lets make this swedish bastard feel at home because he is checking the negativity and making a contribution in a name that can only be described as a tribute to one of the greatest Van Hagar songs ever.

Jesus christ, I'm starting to talk like Wayne L.!!!!

Then so be it I suppose.

Welcome to the team here at the goddamned motherfucking Diamond David Lee Roth Army™- the house that hitch built.

Forget about where you live. It's not your fault, dude. America is a state of MIND, so get your MIND BLOWN!!!

dial 1-900-SPANKED!!!

Yours in Christ,

(the white blonde haired one, not the ****** version)


=h69=

[Panamark]

Originally posted by amsterdamned
hi there, i'm peter from the netherlands, or holland for the most.
Its that tiny country in Europe , where you can have your one weed
and smoke it in the open, or in coffeshops, where you can
pick your weed or hasj from the menu,
and i love it to be a duth dude, because of that.

So don't slapp me because off my bad englisch, it's better
than your duth i suppose.

And i like to say that i think that DLR is a great entertainer
from head to toe, and eddy slould learn to play with his mouth shut,
because otherwise nasa might be intrested in that big black hole.

Welcome Peter !

Got any good links to dutch porno ?

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Panamark
Welcome Peter !

Got any good links to dutch porno ?

Weed, porn...we are a simple people.

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by Catfish
Learn to speak English, asshole.

Why don't you take a plane, fly over here so i can put your
bigg fat ass where your mouth is, and kick it right back over
the big dipper, Or else you can suck a fart right outa my asshole
you stuppid f#ck.

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by MikeVanHln
Yo bro, you speak english better than some of the people here. Do me a favor? Hook up with some of that red haired Jamaican shit and ship it to my house. I would appreciate it. When I visit Amsterdam, I'll return the favor.

thanks for your positive reply man!

You aks me if i got a site about some heavy shit, well here's
one for ya, and it is in english to, what a service!
http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com

coffeeshop: there where you can smoke yer ass off
smartshops: there where you can get mushrooms to gett high
growshops: a supermarket where you can buy anything to
built your own weed, and let me tell you that we gott the best
weed in yhe whole fckng world.

The fact that i smoke weed, doesn't say that i digg that
bob marley shit. i fckng hate that part.

don't let them fool ya, oh no!

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by amsterdamned
Why don't you take a plane, fly over here so i can put your
bigg fat ass where your mouth is, and kick it right back over
the big dipper, Or else you can suck a fart right outa my asshole
you stuppid f#ck.

I like this guy!!! Talkin trash knows no boundries!!

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
I like this guy!!! Talkin trash knows no boundries!!

yeah, and i don't got a sign on my back whith ''f*ck me'' on it.

But now i know what happend to Waldo, he's sitting right here
and his nickname is Catfish.

[Golden AWe]

Welcome Peter! I'm not so far away from the Netherlands...

"I can't sing and I can't dance,
but still I know how to clap my hands!!!

Something strange in my head
There must be mushrooms in my head

C'mon baby let's go to tea
Tea is everything I need"

Something strange in my head
There must be mushrooms in my head!!!"

I'm from FinlandFunland and I live in Denmark but I still manage to write better english than many of the writers here...and I'm talking about writers who are supposed to have english as their mother language!!!

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Welcome Peter! I'm not so far away from the Netherlands...

"I can't sing and I can't dance,
but still I know how to clap my hands!!!

Something strange in my head
There must be mushrooms in my head

C'mon baby let's go to tea
Tea is everything I need"

Something strange in my head
There must be mushrooms in my head!!!"

I'm from FinlandFunland and I live in Denmark but I still manage to write better english than many of the writers here...and I'm talking about writers who are supposed to have english as their mother language!!!

finland? there where they put their beer in a safe.

[Catfish]

Originally posted by amsterdamned
Why don't you take a plane, fly over here so i can put your
bigg fat ass where your mouth is, and kick it right back over
the big dipper, Or else you can suck a fart right outa my asshole
you stuppid f#ck.

That’s OK. Maybe your English isn’t that bad, after all...I was only breaking the new guy’s balls a bit. I can appreciate his Internet toughness with a fucken OCEAN separating us.

Why don’t you put your fucking wooden shoes on and clog your way on over to the American Embassy you chocolate munchie bag of hash shit. Van Hagar named a song after your free-for-all drug dump of a country. Yo, Dutch Boy, it ain't that special. We got one of those in the ‘ol USA, too. It’s called fucking MEXICO. Plus, the U.S. has some of the world's best ghettos where drug use runs rampant. You call hash spots your claim to fame? Ours is having the freedom to shit on little pussies like you.

You know, the more I think about it, maybe we should have just let all those fucking bridges explode WITHOUT our soldiers on them in 1944!

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by Catfish
That’s OK. Maybe your English isn’t that bad, after all...I was only breaking the new guy’s balls a bit. I can appreciate his Internet toughness with a fucken OCEAN separating us.

Why don’t you put your fucking wooden shoes on and clog your way on over to the American Embassy you chocolate munchie bag of hash shit. Van Hagar named a song after your free-for-all drug dump of a country. Yo, Dutch Boy, it ain't that special. We got one of those in the ‘ol USA, too. It’s called fucking MEXICO. Plus, the U.S. has some of the world's best ghettos where drug use runs rampant. You call hash spots your claim to fame? Ours is having the freedom to shit on little pussies like you.

You know, the more I think about it, maybe we should have just let all those fucking bridges explode WITHOUT our soldiers on them in 1944!

We don't walk on wooden shoes you idiot, we saving them
for hitting assholes like you on their heads.
And we smoke real weed, instead off grass, thats where we
play soccer on.
And i claiming nothing, im just a dude that thinks that the
whole world sucks, and that it is the same shit anywhere.

NOW SIT DOWN WALDO!

Maybe it was better that we lost the war in 45', because now
there are loads of muslims to our country, and they are
very different than that shit you got overthere.
rear bad assholes, who thinks that the will rule the world
someday, well over my dead( and stoned) body.

[Catfish]

Soccer? Dude, you WOULD like Mexico!

Leave it to ungrateful EuroTrash to bitch about the world sucking after we gave thousands of lives saving them from the fucking NAZIS! How's your German, be-yotch??? That's what I thought.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by amsterdamned
finland? there where they put their beer in a safe.

Naah, we prefer to drink it...a lot of it.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Catfish
Soccer? Dude, you WOULD like Mexico!

Leave it to ungrateful EuroTrash to bitch about the world sucking after we gave thousands of lives saving them from the fucking NAZIS! How's your German, be-yotch??? That's what I thought.

Not to lower the respect on what happened at the Normandy but I didn't see many american soldiers in Stalingrad...

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Not to lower the respect on what happened at the Normandy but I didn't see many american soldiers in Stalingrad...

Come on bro! Last count had the U.S. fighting on two fronts during WW2--the Germans in Europe and the Japs in the Pacific. No small feat. And we rocked both those fuckers. We were already spread pretty thin...And remember, Normandy was only one day of a world war that lasted four years for America.

OK enough history! BTW, your English does rock, dude. To the point to where I'd question if you really are across the pond!

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by Catfish
Soccer? Dude, you WOULD like Mexico!

Leave it to ungrateful EuroTrash to bitch about the world sucking after we gave thousands of lives saving them from the fucking NAZIS! How's your German, be-yotch??? That's what I thought.

Don't mix europe with holland, i'm dutch, and no f*ck*ng
eurotrash. I think that one europe sucks.
And that's what our gouverments are up to, they want to
make the USO out of us all, well f*ck that!

And now back on topic, because this shit got nothing
to do with David Lee "Roth, (hillbillywaldomodus)
now we can have that now do we ?

[Catfish]

Originally posted by amsterdamned
And now back on topic, because this shit got nothing
to do with David Lee "Roth, (hillbillywaldomodus)
now we can have that now do we ?

Dude, I don't know what any of that means, so can I just get back to making fun of you?

[Golden AWe]

Yes...let's think of all the good things in life...like women playing soccer...:p

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Naah, we prefer to drink it...a lot of it.

yeah, what i have learnt is that the prices for alcohol are
so damn high, because otherwise your homies would drink
themselves to death.(no fence)
Scandinavian people are famous for
their strong alcohol-use.

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Yes...let's think of all the good things in life...like women playing soccer...:p

you know what?
you go play soccer, i gonna play with those two

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by amsterdamned
yeah, what i have learnt is that the prices for alcohol are
so damn high, because otherwise your homies would drink
themselves to death.(no fence)
Scandinavian people are famous for
their strong alcohol-use.

True...that's why I enjoy being in Denmark and visiting the German border, where I can get 30 cans of beer for the same price I pay for a sixpack in Finland...

They're reducing the price of the beer and alcohol a little now, but it's still expensive...
One guy visited Germany from Finland on these tax-free cruises and bought 366 litres of booze, 264 litres of beer plus 54 litres of - he got massive extra taxes because the government didn't believe he's gonna drink it all by himself and family and not gonna sell it again...

I don't know, it's only about 1-2 litres of booze a week for a few years...why not?

[AndyChad]

Why would you want to sell all that booze?!!

[amsterdamned]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
True...that's why I enjoy being in Denmark and visiting the German border, where I can get 30 cans of beer for the same price I pay for a sixpack in Finland...

They're reducing the price of the beer and alcohol a little now, but it's still expensive...
One guy visited Germany from Finland on these tax-free cruises and bought 366 litres of booze, 264 litres of beer plus 54 litres of - he got massive extra taxes because the government didn't believe he's gonna drink it all by himself and family and not gonna sell it again...

I don't know, it's only about 1-2 litres of booze a week for a few years...why not?

shure thing, everybody should have a hobby, i was a
bigg client in the nightclubs, and if i should smuggle
al the beer i ever drunk in my life , then i would need a
kingsize truck to carry it.

[Golden AWe]

The only reason I'm not drinking all the time is that I can't afford it...

and AndyChad, no, I would never sell good booze...cheers!

[amsterdamned]

I don't know if this is old stuff but anyway,
slap the bitch!
http://www.hoslap.net/

[ryanman2004]

http://www.dlrarmy.com/downloads/leno2.rm

gotta love that old interview, other than that haircut!

[Figs]

Oh fuck you. Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.