Roth Army Flashback 2000.

[WARF]

You know, I've been thinking since this may 2005, will mark the 5 year ANALversary of the Roth Army message board! I'm talking back in the day when I registered... I believe there was only about 30 members... you know... hain23x was a supermod and think conmee and pojo were only mods! LOL
I remember bustin' my ass tryin' to do around 10 posts a day... so I would get the E-5 Roth Army Sargeant insigna which was available at around 100 posts... and gettin' a hundred posts was fuckin' impossible back then... it's not like today when you get people like flappo who can spit out 300 posts in a fuckin' day!!

Anyways, I was thinkin' back to the good ole days.... and woah... was there ever a better website then the original Army message board.... back in the days when hitch1969 was hated by everyone and would fuckin' terrorize Mike b... and Brad Starks?!?! There was soo much optimism that David Lee Roth and Van Halen were gonna reunite.... I remember rushing home from work.... just to read the latest hitchrant... or DLR rumor (Tabula Rasa) to be posted!

There was a real ... we are the fuckin' DLR Army.... take no fuckin' prisoners attitude.... you could almost smelll David Lee Roth doing a jumpkick off the drumriser... cuz there was a REAL FUCKIN' RADIANT ENERGY glowing across the board.... it was like.... if you ain't apart of the Roth Army.... YOU AIN'T FUCKIN' SHIT!!!

Here's a thread to talk about the classics...
Cuz this site is rich with history...

The hitchwar
Eat Us And Smiles departure from vhlinks
vhlinks Vs. RothArmy war (I think sarge banned midi files after sesh played, "Whitney Houston's The greatest love of all" during the mudslingin'.
Mike B. Vs. hitch1969

Talk about the mods of yester years,,,
Houseofpain
Cult of Roth
Kane
DLR Invasion
etc etc

Where are these people now?

If you were around then in the fall of 2000, you'll know exactly what i'm talkin' about!
There was no better place to be!

[Igosplut]

Never made it untill 2001.....

[diamondD]

You did find out that DLRInvasion was really a girl all along eventually didn't you WARF?

[WARF]

DiamondD,

The original basement moderator!
I just learned something new today! LOL

Anyways...

Sarge was a true innovator, and a genius with a VISION.

This mofo would not accept anything less than perfection, I cannot tell you how many nighst in a row.... he would be up till 4 am working on the site.... asking his staff questions.... should we change this.... should we fix that.... do these colors look right?!?! I'm fucking serious... I had the SN in my buddylist to prove it.... he would put in 12 hour shifts for this site.... day in... and day out....


I swear to god there was like 40 fucking logo changes the first six months of this message board.... it was insane... but it was FUN... I've actually been reminded of those days.... this week posting here.
There is always a new war... or a unique personality that registers.
Jesterstar reminds me of how people used to hate hitch1969 back in the day... when he was a one man wrecking crew!

[WARF]

Vaughn, Sesh, Sarge, Pojo, Brownsound as a unit...

Was like Dave, Alex, Mikey and Eddie.... the classic Van Halen of web sites...

Seperately... it's like two different bands/sites...

That's the magic of the original site...

But you still get the Roth attitude here... this place is like Roth solo of web sites... lol

DDLR.com is a great site too... but it's more like the Van Hagar years... you gotta genius like Eddie Van Halen (aka Von Halen) and a shitty singer like Hagar (aka Catfish) and an asshole brother Alex (aka wooda) !!!!

[DlocRoth]

Damn..... I wasnt savvy.

YET.

You motherfuckers are the greatest.

Keep it up.

You give me a reason to turn on my box in the morning.

Hats off to the dopest fuckin site in the biz.

Sarge. Nothing less than a high octane, big rock high five to ya.

All you originals....... you know who you are.

And so do I.

Best.

D Loc

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WARF
DiamondD,

The original basement moderator!
I just learned something new today! LOL

Anyways...

Sarge was a true innovator, and a genius with a VISION.

This mofo would not accept anything less than perfection, I cannot tell you how many nighst in a row.... he would be up till 4 am working on the site.... asking his staff questions.... should we change this.... should we fix that.... do these colors look right?!?! I'm fucking serious... I had the SN in my buddylist to prove it.... he would put in 12 hour shifts for this site.... day in... and day out....


I swear to god there was like 40 fucking logo changes the first six months of this message board.... it was insane... but it was FUN... I've actually been reminded of those days.... this week posting here.
There is always a new war... or a unique personality that registers.
Jesterstar reminds me of how people used to hate hitch1969 back in the day... when he was a one man wrecking crew!

It's worth it, 'cause Sarge built one hell of a site! Nothing compares to this shit! Nothing!

[Dr. Weenis]

Yeah, it was really cool.
And then it was gone.
And then it was back.
And then Elvis would post that guy shooting guns and stuff like that.

And then I came back, and it got all gay again.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Panamark]

WARF AT THE SUPERBOWL ! :p

[BrownSound1]

I remember those days very well....had a lot of fun doing it too. Back then girls would send you pictures and shit...nowdays you might as well ask them for the moon.

[WARF]

Originally posted by Panamark
WARF AT THE SUPERBOWL ! :p

Dude that wasn't a highlight LOL!

You mofos wanted me to meet Dave... like that was gonna fuckin' happen!

Dude, what about your classic... the reunion torch!

How many fuckin' sites were hangin' that shit back 2000?

[ELVIS]

Why do you always leave me out of your flashback posts, Warf ??

Was I that lame ??


Thank you Dr. Penis for remembering me...

I think...

[Dr. Weenis]

Elvis,
Of course I remember you. You really, really hated me back then.

I would never try to make you go the gay way.


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Panamark]

Originally posted by WARF
Dude that wasn't a highlight LOL!

You mofos wanted me to meet Dave... like that was gonna fuckin' happen!

Dude, what about your classic... the reunion torch!

How many fuckin' sites were hangin' that shit back 2000?

LOL

The torch was all over the place ! Still on the front page here

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ELVIS


Thank you Dr. Penis for remembering me...

I think...

LOL !

[WARF]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Why do you always leave me out of your flashback posts, Warf ??

Was I that lame ??


Thank you Dr. Penis for remembering me...

I think...

Because there was not ELVIS in 2000, there was this punk named harecuttt who was banned from fighting with Kane!

[Dr. Weenis]

Yes, I remember this as well.

Harecutt kicked ass as well.


::224::

[ThatArtGuy]

The torch was mine. :P

And I still lurk here.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ThatArtGuy
The torch was mine. :P

And I still lurk here.

Torch was mine dude. Concept, everything.

You did a great job bringing the concept to life

I didnt know until now, that it was you that designed it ??
Great job. You still got the flaming one ready :p

[ThatArtGuy]

I'm sure Sarge has it somewhere. Probably in mothballs.

LOL

[ODShowtime]

I was busy getting drunk and laid all the time in college. Sounds like a blast though

[Va Beach VH Fan]

WARFy, you just put a smile on my face remembering those days....

You know what I'm talking about.....

Pojo only had, say, 500 posts..... And in most of them he actually made sentences....

But no doubt, there definitely was an edge in the old Army....

You're right, we all thought it was just a matter of time.... We all knew about the recording sessions.....

And, last but surely not least, I'd like to remind you that it was my battle with "whoever" at the Links that was the straw that broke the EUAS back and forced the mass exodus from the Links.... It's been so long, I can't even remember who I was flaming back and forth.... But it wasn't until after that that Pojo and Brownie decided that we needed to escape to the land of Roth....

[Full Bug]

Them were the days, I arrived early in 2000 I believe....God, I remember when a member would hit 1000 posts that was worthy of a "Congrats on hitting 1000 posts! thread, now if you had threads like that you would need to make a forum for them all....
One thing I dont miss was the red/black and yellow theme, was hard on the eyes....Speaking of Eyes, what ever happened to all the Eyes Of The Night bashing threads?

[ZahZoo]

I remember those days well... this place was young and virile, full of piss and fight. Real fight that is... not this crap today. VA Beach VH fan actually posted in main then... Viking and Blueeyedmurder were terrorists and Hitch69 was the force. Ford was even more about the music than politics.

Hmmm the old days.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
VA Beach VH fan actually posted in main then...

LOL...

Everyone did bro....

Everyone was so pumped over the prospects of a reunion that this place was a buzz every night....

[Panamark]

Wont you tell me ???

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

Well, It was 2000 when ELVIS was resurrected...

[ThatArtGuy]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wont you tell me ???

Where have all the good times gone?

[ELVIS]

I wanna know!

[Panamark]

Check this out !!


http://web.archive.org/web/200012060...w.dlrarmy.com/

[Igosplut]

There's your torch Pana, I almost forgot about that..

[Viking]

Originally posted by ZahZoo:

I remember those days well... this place was young and virile, full of piss and fight. Real fight that is... not this crap today. VA Beach VH fan actually posted in main then... Viking and Blueeyedmurder were terrorists and Hitch69 was the force. Ford was even more about the music than politics.

What makes you think I still ain't out raping and pillaging?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Igosplut
There's your torch Pana, I almost forgot about that..

Its still on the main page mate ! You have to scroll down a bit, but its there !

[Dr. Weenis]

These were good times, damn good times.


Back then, I could clear a room with the mention of a prostate massage.

Now, I am celebrated like the God I am.

Warf is still a fag.

Serendipity,
Dr. Penis

[SilvioDante]

I guess this would be a good time to thank everyone for their hard work.

I found this site on the VHND around 2000. I have been lurking ever since.

You guys have made me laugh, pissed me off, and yes sometimes made me think.

I even got a bootleg concert from an Evansville IN concert with Dave in '84 (The only time I've seen VH w/ Dave)

So, to Sarge on down the line, thanks one and all...

[Viking]

Aw, man. Talk about an acid trip.........

[Dr. Weenis]

Fuck yeah...Acid trip.

Hey here's an idea.......

You guys keep posting and I'll masturbate everytime someone posts something good. It'll be like old times.

Fuck YES!!!!

Serendipity,
Penis

P.S.---Where the fuck is Elvis???? I miss and love that little fucker. {Non-gay type}

[Viking]

Originally posted by Dr. Weenis:

P.S.---Where the fuck is Elvis???? I miss and love that little fucker. {Non-gay type}

Elvis will be back shortly. He ate some bad pussy, and is in the alley puking on his shoes.

Sheeeit, I go back to the days of running amok in the Slawterhouse lounge........

[Dr. Weenis]

I loved that Great Rock and Roll Swindle Slawterhouse from 1997 or so.

It made me remember that I did have a dick and balls.
And not to just run around with them tucked under like the dude from Silence of the Lambs. Ahh, the days of hope, loooong gone alas with all the nonsense of these days.

I remember you as always being a good guy Viking.
And you're one of the mods here who's never tasted sperm, right ? Unlike the members of our favorite group recently.

Serendipity,
Skymaster Carl Garcia from Hitchworld1969.com

[Viking]

Doc, I am a strict, practicing connoisseur of only the finer poontang in life. My polarity ain't ass-backwards.

Now why the fuck won't my Slawterhouse sig load properly?!? Goddamn it. Mod? MODS!