Why you should tape Junior's "State of the Union" speech on Wednesday

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    Why you should tape Junior's "State of the Union" speech on Wednesday

    No, it's not only so you can have easy access to reference all his lies later on, but that's good too.

    You should make a drinking game out of it -
    • one drink for each "freedom"

      two for each "liberty"

      three for each "9-11" (or any derivative form of).


    Not even Sesh can drink that much on a Wednesday night! Save the speech for the weekend
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • JCOOK

    #2
    That's FORD ladies and gentlemen.... He'll be here all week BA DA BING!

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    • CVHfan
      Roadie
      • Nov 2004
      • 184

      #3
      I was actually going to ask if it was because we could have a drinking game made out of it. The thing is, I'd be toasted long before the end of it.

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58754

        #4
        Originally posted by CVHfan
        I was actually going to ask if it was because we could have a drinking game made out of it. The thing is, I'd be toasted long before the end of it.
        If his coronation speech was any indication, you would be shitfaced within 15 minutes.
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • JCOOK

          #5
          Bitter Bitter Bitter

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          • Steve Savicki
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3934

            #6
            Define W.'s definition of "freedom" and "liberty". I don't think it will match what's written in Oxford's.

            And what in his perception was "9-11" - the day he'll admit he reacted too slow to the attacks?
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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58754

              #7
              Originally posted by JCOOK
              Bitter Bitter Bitter
              Well, I prefer Stouts myself, but if you want Bitters, here ya go.....



              Redhook India Pale Ale is a beer that celebrates hoppiness. The flavor of Cascade hops is the dominant note in our IPA, and it's a true English-style bitter.

              The distinctive style was developed by British brewers in the 1700s. They created the sturdy beer to survive long sea journeys to far-flung colonies, where troops eagerly awaited the brew's arrival. Hops, happily, not only imparted a delightful bitterness, they also inhibited the growth of bacteria.

              Originally named "Ballard Bitter" in honor of the Seattle neighborhood where Redhook opened its first brewery, Redhook IPA has been embraced by ale enthusiasts from the Northwest to New England.

              IPA is highly enjoyable with grilled meats and spicy entrees.
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49125

                #8
                Originally posted by FORD
                Well, I prefer Stouts myself, but if you want Bitters, here ya go.....



                Redhook India Pale Ale is a beer that celebrates hoppiness. The flavor of Cascade hops is the dominant note in our IPA, and it's a true English-style bitter.

                The distinctive style was developed by British brewers in the 1700s. They created the sturdy beer to survive long sea journeys to far-flung colonies, where troops eagerly awaited the brew's arrival. Hops, happily, not only imparted a delightful bitterness, they also inhibited the growth of bacteria.

                Originally named "Ballard Bitter" in honor of the Seattle neighborhood where Redhook opened its first brewery, Redhook IPA has been embraced by ale enthusiasts from the Northwest to New England.

                IPA is highly enjoyable with grilled meats and spicy entrees.
                That sounds good right now.

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58754

                  #9
                  Fucking Junior let me down as usual.

                  Only one overt mention of 9-11

                  three or four "liberty"

                  And enough "freedom" to maintain a slight buzz - probably just about right for Wednesday though.

                  Thank God for Pyramid Snow Cap Ale!
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    Moose Drool seemed fitting for me tonight.
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32555

                      #11
                      Try the Mongoose IPA from Hale's Ales if you prefer your IPA with a snap.


                      Stay clear of the La Conner IPA currently carried locally by Top's
                      [fed it to the dog]


                      My fave IPA has to be the Pyramid.
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • academic punk
                        Full Member Status

                        • Dec 2004
                        • 4436

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JCOOK
                        Bitter Bitter Bitter
                        I was actually thinking the same exact thing...in the same exact words...

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 58754

                          #13
                          Originally posted by academic punk
                          I was actually thinking the same exact thing...in the same exact words...
                          So you like IPA's too?
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • academic punk
                            Full Member Status

                            • Dec 2004
                            • 4436

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            So you like IPA's too?

                            I'll refrain from answering that.

                            But, come on, he won. All that language first of all was so criticized that, no, there was no way it would be repeated. And the purpose of an Inaugural address is different from campaigning or a State of the Union.

                            Funnily, or not so funnily, Kerry's warnings during the campaign of Bush's "January surprise" re: social security is actually worth heeding.

                            Well, two days and twenty electoral votes late.

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                            • academic punk
                              Full Member Status

                              • Dec 2004
                              • 4436

                              #15
                              Okay, fine, no, I don't like IPAs. On wednesdays I'm a Zima man.

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