View Poll Results: Which bitch needs to do damn PORN! you have 2 weeks to decide

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  • Madonna

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  • Britney Spears

    7 77.78%
  • Christina Aguillera

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  • Lil Kim

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  • Kylie Minouge

    2 22.22%
  • Janet Jackson

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  • Pink

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Thread: Biteyoass Presents: The Face Down, Ass Up Award!

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    Talking Biteyoass Presents: The Face Down, Ass Up Award!

    Choose which one of these talentless bitches needs to do a career move to the Porn industry.

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    Actually Pink is very talented. I'd love to see her in porn though.. Hmmm I'm torn..
    If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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    Why would you want to see Pink or her pig nosed ass in porn?

    Ugh.

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    Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing any of these whores with their legs pinned behind their fucking ears.
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    I pick Britney Spears, I hate her music, and she annoys
    me to death, but she is so fucking hot!!!!!

    Christina Aguillera, would be fun also

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    Everyone except Pink and Madonna.
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Kylie Minouge and her sister Danni are my fave. Good songs and damn sexy videos.
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    oh, and BITEYOASS, I'm going to sticky this just for yo

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    Britney fingering Christina to orgasm,then Christina smashes her in the face with a garbage can lid.

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    Thanks Ally!

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    Actually, I'm not sure I'd want to dock Admiral Bismarck in any of these skanks' cock pits......I'd want a NASA mission team to send in a rover to examine for alien life forms first. I would, however, boff one of the Olsen Twins in the ass, and wipe myself off on the other one's lips......

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    Im with Ally, lets see the Minogue Sisters getting dirty !

    I wouldnt mind seeing Christinas Fuzzbox, only out of sheer curiosity, I reckon it would be bigger than Hangar 18 ! And probably houses just
    as many alien creatures !
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    Well it looks like we have a winner here it is:

    BRITNEY SPEARS!

    Congratulations! you've just won a one million dollar a year contract from Hustler publishing to do a layout and will have the starring role in the upcoming lesbo flick "Britney is Speared" co-starring Jenna Jameson!

    Yeah I know this cannot happen in real life, but we can all dream can't we?

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    Brit's okay. I thought she looked sorta dorky in the red suit think for i'm not that innocent

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    I won,I won!!!!

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    Kylie by a mile...

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    Madonna
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    are too old for Porn.

    Janet Jaqckson has some really.. sloppy saggy breasts.

    I would have to say Pink.. she has a dirty side to her..
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    I'd like to see skany little Brittany Murphy nekkid also.
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    Hey can someone post a pic of some chick having lesbo sex with Jenna Jameson and put Britney's face on it please?

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    You forgot about that black chick Ashanti.. She is fuckin' hot.

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    Britney Spears without a doubt.
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