Ok, what's the worst music video you have ever seen?
Clearly Pat Boone doing that Ozzy re-make video had to be the worst.
But, I came across this on the internet and puked!
David Hasselhoff: (BayWatch Fame) "Hooked on a Feeling"
Click Here
Note: This is real, not a spoof video......I'm serious. What the fuck is the matter with this dude, shiteeeeeee
The worst video I ever saw was the lead singer of the bronski beat,
(some gay english fag band) singing some fucked up love song to his
boyfriend swimming in a swimming pool..
If anyone else has seen this, they will know what Im talking about.
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Originally posted by Panamark
The worst video I ever saw was the lead singer of the bronski beat,
(some gay english fag band) singing some fucked up love song to his
boyfriend swimming in a swimming pool..
If anyone else has seen this, they will know what Im talking about.
WTF, wooooo
We have to have some boundaries here Panamark. Give me a break, baaaaawaaaaaa.
I mean, the Black Shit Puppy Farm had a worthless video but who saw it,......like Bronski Beat.
I'm talking main stream videos, people/bands we all know.
I mean like in my top ten worse music videos, I've got VH's Pretty Women on the list. How much dope did this boys smoke to come up with that POS?
Ok !!! LOL but that was the worst music video I ever saw..
When Im calling your name "Marilyn"
a gay love song to Boy George...
Thats a close second..
Something about those openly gay videos that piss me
right off... I guess its because they are so FUCKING GAY !
These music videos made me want to smash the TV
(As a reckless young head banger) much in the same
way Spammy's voice made me want to smash the
Radio/Stereo.
Its ok, I feel a lot better after the Lithium.
The video for Pretty Woman is so wrong that its brillant.
Worst video: Ice Ice Baby
Your're right Pretty Woman is sooooooo bad, it is actually good. I laugh my ass off how bad it is every time I see it.Originally posted by Chaz Rock City
The video for Pretty Woman is so wrong that its brillant.
Worst video: Ice Ice Baby
For the worst videos (non-gay vids, Panamark), I will find and post links to the videos here. I haven't seen the Ice Ice video, will find it and post a link.
Isn't that the song, Vanilla Ice sampled the lead in off Queen's
"Under Pressure" song and Freddie Mercury wanted to sue the hell out of the guy but Brian May so no, because Queen was so busy with their work and on Tour? (**)
Anyway, like we'll end up with the R.A.'s Top Ten Worst Video List with links to the video.
Again non-gay videos Panamark. I mean Flock of Seagulls, Boy George and the rest of the lot, had some real stinkers, but they don't count.
(**) Just look it up, yeah that is the song.
1968 Robert Van Winkle born to Beth Mino, Miami Lakes FL.
1986 Drops out of high school.
1988 Changes "rap name" from MC Vanilla to Vanilla Ice.
1990 Hit Ice Ice Baby, in which he blatantly rips off a 1982 Queen riff from Under Pressure. Inexplicably sells 15 million copies. Settles out of court with Queen/Bowie. Ice claims Suge Knight forced the issue at gunpoint: "He took me over to the balcony, and he had me look over. He says to me, 'You're gonna sign these papers'... I signed it. I gave millions away."
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Ok now I remember, actually David Bowie wrote the song, but Queen got to use it.
Last edited by tomballin; 02-03-2005 at 04:13 AM.
Geez TB, you make it hard, all the worst vids are the *GAY* ones.
Hmmmm, a Metal vid that sucked ??? "Balls to the Wall" Accept.
Killer song, bad video.
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane... Oy Vei!
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Aint there a video out there with a chick in a yellow jumpsuit?
In court or something?
Bitchin about the speed limit?
I hate that one.
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
I keep seeing some stupid .38 Special video on VH1 Classic where those rednecks are running around chasing someone.
DLR7884
It sucks.
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
Ha!Originally posted by Coyote
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane... Oy Vei!
20 hot young models desperately trying to break through a metal cage so they can be fucked by a small balding middle aged German.
Not entirely realistic...
Originally posted by tomballin
Ok, what's the worst music video you have ever seen?
Clearly Pat Boone doing that Ozzy re-make video had to be the worst.
But, I came across this on the internet and puked!
David Hasselhoff: (BayWatch Fame) "Hooked on a Feeling"
Click Here
Note: This is real, not a spoof video......I'm serious. What the fuck is the matter with this dude, shiteeeeeee
Tom Jones remake "Kiss". fucking scary!
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
Any of the VIXEN videos.....
"On the edge of a broken heart".......
BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!
A Little Ain't Enough.
All you'd have to do is put David St. Hubbins as a stand-in for Dave in that video (and come to think of it, they DO look sorta similar), and you'd have the video for the first release off of Shark Sandwich.
Dont know if its the worst, but the first thing I thought of is Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC, the one little set of stage lights in the video is pretty funny, not exactly a big budget video like they would do in later years....Anyone ever see the U.K. version of Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard? Its basicly some fat broad destroying a house with a wrecking ball, really really bad....
Last edited by Full Bug; 02-03-2005 at 01:56 PM.
Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"
Ok rustoffa caught me with my pants down on this one.Originally posted by rustoffa
Any of the VIXEN videos.....
"On the edge of a broken heart".......
BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!
I met two of those chicks (the drummer and that hot lead guitarist with the long hair) once when they came into the same place I and some biz bros were eating for lunch.
Went and introduced myself and we rapped a little bit. They were cool.
I mean you gotta admit the chicks were very hot, rustoffa.
PS: Ok dammit, I'll come clean, I got their autograph also, LOL. I mean what can I say, all the blood had rushed out of my brain to another part of my anatomy.
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Pics - Here we go, the drummer is the chick on the far left in the first pic, and the other chick I met is on the right in both pics. I forget their names now.
It's the all new, and reformed, kinder sensitive me Panamark, roflol.Originally posted by Panamark
Geez TB, you make it hard, all the worst vids are the *GAY* ones.
Mick Jaggar and David Bowie's "Dancing in the Street".
They look like two black and white cartoon characters that couldn't translate to color.
Rap videos are what piss me off the most. I hate them!!
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http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos
"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore
What's the one Damn Yankees video that Patton Oswalt talks about? The one where the police are shooting up the house and Nugent comes out and deflects the bulllets with the power of his rocking!
Also, any of the early rem videos pretty much suck
More Than Words
That new Lenny Kravitz one (for the shitty GAP ad song) is awful Lennys cut the hair, the women are kinda fugly, and they re-used the set from the last Jane's Addiction video.
The worst video is probably that 'Shut-uppa your face' video. I forget the name. It's shit, basically.
No kiddin'? LOLOriginally posted by Seshmeister
Ha!
20 hot young models desperately trying to break through a metal cage so they can be fucked by a small balding middle aged German.
Not entirely realistic...
AC/DC - Let There Be Rock....When they are playing in the church...
It's so bad..But it's sooo Good!
"With a rate of fire of over 20 rounds per second, the IMI Micro Uzi is almost as fast as Yngwie Malmsteen, and 25.4 times more musical"
Worst of all... It's true..
Yelp, right on.Originally posted by Last_Child
AC/DC - Let There Be Rock....When they are playing in the church...
It's so bad..But it's sooo Good!
I have that video with Bon Scot posted in the Bootleg Corner in the Rare AC/DC '70s videos thread.
I thought for sure no one else would of remembered this fucking gay video. Thats my pick to. Real quality viewing there. I thought it was a bunch of fags on a trampoline, but the pool thing sure does beat it.
Stay frosty now.
Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR
Worst Music Video of all time:
Kane Roberts "Rock Doll"
Look this piece of shit up and get back to me.
Mezro...and that pretty much spelled the end of Kane's career...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
EVERY VIDEO HELLOWEEN EVER MADE!!!!!!!! ALL 2 OF THEM !!!!!
Never heard of it, I'll find it......Originally posted by Mezro
Worst Music Video of all time:
Kane Roberts "Rock Doll"
Look this piece of shit up and get back to me.
Mezro...and that pretty much spelled the end of Kane's career...
And when you see it you will laugh your fucking ass off at the pure cheese of it all.Originally posted by tomballin
Never heard of it, I'll find it......
Mezro...the goofy faces the drummer makes alone is worth it...
I didn't find it on the first pass of my inet video library's, will have to look further, tomorrow.Originally posted by Mezro
And when you see it you will laugh your fucking ass off at the pure cheese of it all.
Mezro...the goofy faces the drummer makes alone is worth it...
But hey Mez, I posted the worst video on your sticky thread on the Mains. Did you forget?
Ya know, it's your good buddy Rick James (RIP) video "Super Freak (1981)"
Here's the Video
Hey bros, you got to watch this vid, it's a scream, man-o-man all the cheap production vids in the early '80's. I like how James winks in the camera at the first of the video, shiteeeeee!
Last edited by tomballin; 02-03-2005 at 06:09 PM.
Judas Priest - Turbo Lover!!!
Aw, you saying Turbo Lover beats out my Super Freak, baaaawaaa.Originally posted by WARF
Judas Priest - Turbo Lover!!!
I'll see if I can find a video link for Turbo Lover. Shite what a song title.
Originally posted by WARF
Judas Priest - Turbo Lover!!!
Of course Priest gets a pass on the non-gay thread rules.
Hmmm...
Foo Fighters 'Times Like These'
They did two videos for this - one playing below a bridge and one....
They did it one of those 'green' rooms. You know where they film something and if they want to make it look like someones flying, or super-impose something there or whatever, they use a green thingy and that can then be edited on the video footage, and be removed, or changed or whatever. They went into a room that had walls like this green stuff. They then created a video by editing what the green stuff was, and changed it to something that looked like a Windows Media Player visual............
It sounds wierd I know, but I don't know about that green stuff or whatever. But the results were not good.......
Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..
Ok WARF, here the Turbo Lover Video. It's on a foreign server that's a little slow, so if you want to see this "masterpiece" best to Right Click and download because it's 13.1 MB, mpeg format, but good qualityOriginally posted by WARF
Judas Priest - Turbo Lover!!!
"Here"
Thanks WARF, good one!
PS: Speaking of stinky Judas Priest Videos I vote for:
Hot Rockin - 7.9 MB
Man, it's baddddddd!
Yikes!
Thanks!
LOL
Originally posted by tomballin
Ok rustoffa caught me with my pants down on this one.
I met two of those chicks (the drummer and that hot lead guitarist with the long hair) once when they came into the same place I and some biz bros were eating for lunch.
Went and introduced myself and we rapped a little bit. They were cool.
I mean you gotta admit the chicks were very hot, rustoffa.
Don't get me wrong dude, they were cherry bombs of the highest caliber!
The videos, however, were pore-exploring schlock of the equally highest caliber!
Don't get me wrong agayn, I don't have a problem with cherry bombs of the highest caliber schlocking it up!
Do 2 "don't get me wrongs" make a right?
Yelp those girls just needed some management, for sure.Originally posted by rustoffa
Don't get me wrong dude, they were cherry bombs of the highest caliber!
The videos, however, were pore-exploring schlock of the equally highest caliber!
Don't get me wrong agayn, I don't have a problem with cherry bombs of the highest caliber schlocking it up!
Do 2 "don't get me wrongs" make a right?
Eddie Murphy...PARTY ALL THE TIME. Nothing on Earth worse than this video.
Well, actually, I also remember this one video that was in high rotation with Mariah Carey singing with BOYZ II MEN. That was one of the most awful things I've ever seen.
Oh, and the Celine Dion/Barbara Streisand video. That was like watching Satan and Stalin get together and sit in the same outhouse, producing the stinkiest pile of shit the world has ever known. I'm sure Oprah loved it.
I think I need some air.
Last edited by Rikk; 02-03-2005 at 08:29 PM.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
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