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    twisted sister- you can stop rock and roll
    always makes me laugh

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Eddie Murphy...PARTY ALL THE TIME. Nothing on Earth worse than this video.


    Well, actually, I also remember this one video that was in high rotation with Mariah Carey singing with BOYZ II MEN. That was one of the most awful things I've ever seen.

    Oh, and the Celine Dion/Barbara Streisand video. That was like watching Satan and Stalin get together and sit in the same outhouse, producing the stinkiest pile of shit the world has ever known. I'm sure Oprah loved it.

    I think I need some air.
    F-ing Perfect. I forgot about "Party All the Time" and ya know Rick James (RIP) was involved in that POS Murphy video. I will definitely use my video library search engine to find and post that gem!

    Yelp the rest of your picks are pukers too. Damn, why cannot Mariah do some hot rock songs, with her 6 octave range, instead of all that slow depressing shite. Makes me want to bitch slap her and wake her up.

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    Originally posted by WARF
    Yikes!

    Thanks!

    LOL
    Ok don't want to bang on Priest too hard, here a kick ass live video.

    Video: Judas Priest Live

    Right Click-Download Only

    Hellion/Electric Eye, Live - 8.2 MB
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    I gotta agree with Party All the Time. Thanks to Dave Chappelle, I can't look at Rick James with a straight face

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    Originally posted by Chaz Rock City
    I gotta agree with Party All the Time. Thanks to Dave Chappelle, I can't look at Rick James with a straight face

    Well, unless you want to go dig him up, you don't have to look at him anymore.




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    Ok pimp's and ho's, here you go......it's the video:

    Eddie Murphy (with Rick James) in "Party All the Time"

    Right Click To Download

    and hey it's a high quality resolution video. Damn ya gotta watch this classic gem!

    I remember years back on VH1, James and Murphy were asked about this video, and they both looked at each other, laughed, and said they thought it stunk too! Murphy said "let's just say my music career was very short lived"

    File Size: 40.1 MB / mpg format/ 350 Kbps Resolution /Good Server Speed, but file is too large to watch on-line without chop problems

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    Don Johnson - Heartbeat

    Yes, there's a video for it. In fact there's a almost 20-30 minute promo clip for the album. I got it on VHS...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Who where those clowns who did "Rock the Cradle"?!? Roxy Blue(w)?Blatant VH rip off. Utterly horrific!!!

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    Originally posted by tomballin
    Ok pimp's and ho's, here you go......it's the video:

    Eddie Murphy (with Rick James) in "Party All the Time"

    Right Click To Download

    and hey it's a high quality resolution video. Damn ya gotta watch this classic gem!

    I remember years back on VH1, James and Murphy were asked about this video, and they both looked at each other, laughed, and said they thought it stunk too! Murphy said "let's just say my music career was very short lived"

    File Size: 40.1 MB / mpg format/ 350 Kbps Resolution /Good Server Speed, but file is too large to watch on-line without chop problems
    Here goes!! I can't wait to watch this fucking video again!!!
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh my god, that was even worse than I remembered it!!!

    And what's with all the hugging? Are they really that happy that they laid down such a piece of shit??? LOL!!!!!!!!!

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    The start and end of Eddie Murphy's singing career,
    TB, Electric Eye !! That rocks, someone posted a fullscreen
    version of this a few months back but the link died...

    Great stuff, one original lineup Im looking forward to !!
    The Priest is Back !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Great stuff, one original lineup Im looking forward to !!
    The Priest is Back !
    I saw them over the summer in Toronto, Mark. They were incredible. VICTIM OF CHANGES was breathtaking.

    See this show when it comes to Oz, my friend.

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    I saw them over the summer in Toronto, Mark. They were incredible. VICTIM OF CHANGES was breathtaking.

    See this show when it comes to Oz, my friend.
    Im already waiting !

    Mary Frances and Myself, we will be there !!

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Im already waiting !

    Mary Frances and Myself, we will be there !!
    Dude hasn't lost his voice whatsoever. He's amazing.

    You and Mary will have a blast!!

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    Originally posted by Coyote
    Don Johnson - Heartbeat

    Yes, there's a video for it. In fact there's a almost 20-30 minute promo clip for the album. I got it on VHS...

    Man-o-man, another ringer! I'll post it, that's a real POS, may even beat out Eddie Murphy and Rick James.

    Great one Coyote...

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    Probably should rule out all the Disco videos, because like Van Hagar vids they were all P'sOS

    Laura Branigan (RIP)

    Left Click to View/Right Click to Download

    Gloria

    I don't know why, but I always wanted to bang Branigan. Oh well, too late now
    Last edited by tomballin; 02-04-2005 at 03:29 AM.

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    "Love Is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar ! She's a hooker and Pat leads a rebellion against a pimp by dancing up to him and shaking her tits while she sings. She was hot though, in a strange kind of way.

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    Originally posted by blueturk
    "Love Is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar ! She's a hooker and Pat leads a rebellion against a pimp by dancing up to him and shaking her tits while she sings. She was hot though, in a strange kind of way.
    Yeah I remember that one and have a video link. Benatar is a tough chick and she quit the business because the label kept exploiting her looks and bod, and not promoting her music like she wanted.

    Her husband who played in the band, Neil Geraldo, is a really cool guy and a great guitarist.

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    This is a post from another forum I did on Benatar and Giraldo. Great song, imo.
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    For Musicians Only - Neil Giraldo

    Video: Pat Benatar – “Promises in the Dark”

    "Left Click to Play/Right Click to Download"

    Yes, as a musician, I have always been impressed with Benatar's husband, and lead guitarist in her band, Neil Giraldo. I was flipping TV stations, and on the country music channel, they had Pat, Neil and the band, along with country's Martina McBride doing a gig.

    Only saw the last half of it, but Neil can still light up a fret board, and on one song, Benatar blew McBride right off the stage. It was cool! Pat still has the pipes. It was funny her showing McBride how to belt out a song, and McBride being so reverent to Benatar in the show.

    I always thought Giraldo’s solo on “Promises” was a great showcase of his ability. Good stuff!

    Requirements:
    Windows Media Player 9
    Broadband connection and a PC with some balls
    Clip Specs: 564Kbps/9.1MB/2.27 minutes [/B][/QUOTE]

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    Originally posted by Coyote
    Don Johnson - Heartbeat

    Yes, there's a video for it. In fact there's a almost 20-30 minute promo clip for the album. I got it on VHS...
    Here ya go Coyote,

    Don "Holy Shite" Johnson's video - "Heartbeat"

    Left Click to Watch/Right Click to Download

    and hey for an added Bonus, let's throw up, I mean throw-in, at no extra charge The Johnson's next video after Heartbeat

    "Tell It Like It Is"

    "Here"

    I have never seen two bigger POS back-to-back videos that these two. Holy samolles, what the hell is the matter with people!

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    Yeah, that's the one I remember... Nice moves ya got there, Don.

    That second one was new to me...

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    How about the orignal

    "Dont give up on us baby"

    David Soulberg.. (Was that his name ?? Starsky and hutch)

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    "Macho man" by the Village people.

    Man, watching that ginger haired, freckley, near naked muscleman working out with the Village people still gives me nightmares.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Sitting on a park bench!

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    Originally posted by Mr Badguy
    "Macho man" by the Village people.

    Man, watching that ginger haired, freckley, near naked muscleman working out with the Village people still gives me nightmares.
    Well yeah, but Badguy the rules are no gay/gay band videos. Sorry no points for you, lol.

    Roth On

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    I forget, until I saw it again, that Dweezil Zapppa did the guitar work in that POS "Heartbreak", and Moon Unit Zappa is also briefly in the video.

    I wonder how much of those $8 billion in securities, etc Johnson got caught with trying to drive into Germany he had to give Zappa. I like how when the German Border Custom's people caught Johnson with the massive stash, he said he was just going to German to buy a car! Some car, ROFLOL.

    I have never to this day understood how Johnson got out of that, and the securities were not siezed by the German authorities. They just took pictures of everything, and after a long delay, and a number of phone calls, they finally let Johnson and the bonds go. WTF?

    -----------

    Here's what I think of Don Johnson, his videos, and his new German car:

    "Watch"

    Hasta la vista baby - Terminated

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    Here's an article on the German deal last year.

    Don Johnson's Eight Billion Dollar Problem
    (Tuesday, March 11, 2004 10:00 PM)

    German authorities are wondering why "Miami Vice" star Don Johnson was trying to cross the Swiss border with a suitcase crammed with $8 billion worth of share certificates, bonds and credit notes.

    The border stop occurred on Nov. 6 when Johnson was traveling from Zurich to Germany. He was accompanied in his black Mercedes-Benz by three men: an investment adviser, a personal assistant and a mystery man. German police have been on heightened alert in recent years, stopping motorists in an attempt to halt money laundering via Switzerland, Liechtenstein and Luxembourg.

    Johnson tells The New York Post that he was going to Germany to look at a car and denies any knowledge of the financial documents.

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    Originally posted by tomballin
    Here ya go Coyote,

    Don "Holy Shite" Johnson's video - "Heartbeat"

    Left Click to Watch/Right Click to Download

    and hey for an added Bonus, let's throw up, I mean throw-in, at no extra charge The Johnson's next video after Heartbeat

    "Tell It Like It Is"

    "Here"

    I have never seen two bigger POS back-to-back videos that these two. Holy samolles, what the hell is the matter with people!
    Last edited by tomballin; 02-04-2005 at 10:43 AM.

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    SNL's Jimmy Fallon - Music Video: "Idiot Boyfriend"

    "Here"


    Probably should not allow music videos done by SNL people either, geeee

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    How about the orignal

    "Dont give up on us baby"

    David Soulberg.. (Was that his name ?? Starsky and hutch)
    Another real POS winner. Good one PM! Thank God I have forgotten about some of these really bad ones.

    It's David Soul, - "Don't Give Up on Us"

    I'll see if I can find it, may be hard, I mean probably not in circulation, but yeah a real stinker!

    I still gotta find the Pat Boone video of him doing the Ozzy tune, and he is all dress up in leather trying to act cool. I mean it is REALLY REALLY bad!

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    2 that always crack me up costhey are so shite are

    Romeo & Juliet
    Tunnel Of Love

    Both by Dire Straits
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    Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
    2 that always crack me up costhey are so shite are

    Romeo & Juliet
    Tunnel Of Love

    Both by Dire Straits
    Haven't seen those, will have to check them out and find some video links.

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    Sass Jordan:

    Decent tune, shitty video from the 4th women that Eddie and Alex Van Halen have asked to front Van Halen. (Offerred Sass the job, before deciding on Cherone).

    Toronto newspaper reported that Sass had dinner with Alex, and some other people were at the table, when the 04 Van SpamBoys played Toronto.

    Could Sass be frontin VH IV?

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    Lita Ford - You Gotta Let Go

    Ok, to me, this one is on the border line, as belonging in the worst video catagory.
    Another early 80's low budget, crappy video, that is really bad, but funny.

    Of course with Lita being my wife, I pretty bias :-)


    Left Click to View/Right Click to Download

    You Gotta Let Go - 14.6 MB

    ==============

    Here's some other Lita Ford videos that a couple are smokin!

    Kiss Me Deadly - Live 21.4 MB

    Out For Blood - 11.4 MB

    Dressed to Kill - 13.3 MB




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    Rock Me Amadeus is pretty laughable. Also, Dexy's Midnight Runners with all the midgets..... I always think "No, we're not gonna do fucking Stonehenge!"

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    Ok, I watched Lita's Gotta Let Go vid again.

    Hell, it belongs in the worst video list, on second take, sorry babe.

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    Originally posted by fe_lung
    Rock Me Amadeus is pretty laughable. Also, Dexy's Midnight Runners with all the midgets..... I always think "No, we're not gonna do fucking Stonehenge!"
    Man, we are coming up with some vids, that really push our music vid knowledge here.

    Gosh, I have forgotten about a lot of these stinkers. Guess that's good, haaaa

    Clearly "Rock Me" sucked.

    On the Dexy's Midnight Runners vid, I think I only saw that once, because yeah I remember the stupid midgets.

    Have to see if I can find that one. A lot of these stinkers are on European websites.

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    Hey T-Ball,

    Go for Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" or Taco's "Puttin' On the Ritz."

    Mezro...when you watch thoughts of drinking Draino will take hold...
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    Originally posted by Mezro
    Hey T-Ball,

    Go for Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" or Taco's "Puttin' On the Ritz."

    Mezro...when you watch thoughts of drinking Draino will take hold...

    Don't forget "I Always Feel Like Someone's watching Me" by...by...uh...

    WHO THE FUC...
    rOCKWELL. GOT IT.

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    Originally posted by academic punk
    Don't forget "I Always Feel Like Someone's watching Me" by...by...uh...

    WHO THE FUC...
    rOCKWELL. GOT IT.
    That is right!

    Mezro...the child molester sings background vocals on that track...

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    Originally posted by Mezro
    That is right!

    Mezro...the child molester sings background vocals on that track...

    Yeah, you know Rockwell is Webster's uncle, right? That's how it happened. MJ wanted to meet Webby so bad that Rockwell's manager happened to be his brother (Emmanuel Lewis's father), and said if you want to have my young son Emmanual play with you then you have to contribute the chorus vocals to this song.

    MJ reallllly didn't like the song, and begged and tried to explain that Neverland was the best place in the world and that Emmanuel would love it there, but Emmanuel's father was steadfast.

    Sure enough, MJ recorded the vocals and got his playdate with Webster. It was on that night, Emmanuel Lewis rode a giraffe for the first time, had his first taste of Jesus Juice, and had his oyung virgin buttocks sodomized like there was no tomorrow.

    Just kidding. I made all that up.

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