Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, you know Rockwell is Webster's uncle, right? Just kidding. I made all that up.
Actually, he's (Motown Head) Barry Gordys' son (or something)
Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, you know Rockwell is Webster's uncle, right? Just kidding. I made all that up.
Actually, he's (Motown Head) Barry Gordys' son (or something)
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M PSYCHIC!!!!!!
WHY DO MY JOKES ALWAYS TURN INTO CRUEL REALITY??!!!!?
EMMANUEL, I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRY!!!!!
Baaawaaa pure Mez, Asian's and juicy taco's always on the brain!Originally posted by Mezro
Hey T-Ball,
Go for Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" or Taco's "Puttin' On the Ritz."
Mezro...when you watch thoughts of drinking Draino will take hold...
Excellent post, but sorry Mez both those vids fall in the gay ban catagory on this thread. Yes both are POS's however!
It is so funny these great POS vids being posted here. Baaawaaa
See everyone, our lives could be a hell of a lot worse, ROFLOL.
BTW Mez, still looking for your Kane Roberts vid. I don't think it's in circulation. But surely some wet chick has it posted on a website. My video search engine is just not picking it up.
Gee think that guy is really into roids and gym drugs? At least he's honest about it however.
Rock & Roll Crazy Nights by Loudness.
M-Z-A!
What the fuck does that MEAN?
I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...
Sorry, that one's on the thread's gay ban list also, chief.Originally posted by academic punk
Don't forget "I Always Feel Like Someone's watching Me" by...by...uh...
WHO THE FUC...
rOCKWELL. GOT IT.
Because Cruel reality is the joke AP.Originally posted by academic punk
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M PSYCHIC!!!!!!
WHY DO MY JOKES ALWAYS TURN INTO CRUEL REALITY??!!!!?
EMMANUEL, I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRY!!!!!
Van Hagars Why Can't This Be Love before it got pulled because Hagar is off key the whole song!!
Last edited by guwapo_rocker; 02-04-2005 at 05:22 PM.
Ok, here’s the hands down winner, imo, for the worst album and music video ever made, and will ever be made, in this history of the planet.
Pat Boone
….(Big time Gospel singer and religious flake)
Album: In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy – 1997
Review: The Lord calls down to Pat and tell's him to make the biggest ass of himself possible by doing a Metal cover album. Boone delivers and releases No More Mr. Nice Guy, a collection of heavy metal covers revamped into the popular mold to fit the Pat Boone style.
To promote the album, he appeared at the American Music Awards in black leather, shocking audiences and losing his respectability among his largest constituency, conservative Christians; he was fired from Gospel America, a TV show on the Trinity Broadcasting Network.
Question, how did Boone get copyright releases from the artists to totally butcher their material including Van Halen?
Audio clips of this music history masterpiece:
Left Click to Hear/View – Right Click to Download
Requires Windows Media Player, and some serious influences
1. You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest
2. Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
3. It's a Long Way to the Top - AC/DC
4. Panama - Van Halen
5. No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper
6. Love Hurts - Nazareth
7. Enter Sandman – Metallica
8. Holy Diver – Dio
9. Paradise City - G & R
10. Wind Cries - Jimi Hendrix
11. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
]12. Stairway to Heaven -Led Zeppelin
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Video - Crazy Train, by Pat Boone
A don’t miss video. Currently look for the vid to post. I mean, this POS is the worse, but I'm having trouble finding it. May also be taken out of circulation, when Boone scrambled to save his white Christian ass after making his music history Metal gem.
Last edited by tomballin; 02-04-2005 at 05:29 PM.
Oops!!
Breaking The Law and Hot Rockin' by Priest are pretty poor videos.
Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
Oh, come on! You can't NOT put judas priest in the gay category! if rockwell goes (and what's so gay about a video where the singer is naked in the shower and walks out with a towel around his waist to greet his rotting, perhaps AIDS-ridden postman?
So what's the deal, not heard this one guwapo, they cut the video and released it, then pulled it or what.Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Van Hagars Why Can't This Be Love before it got pulled because Hagar is off key the whole song!!
Thanks for the post chief!
Yes, it was a live performance vid.
I saw it once or twice on Muchmusic, but the band
pulled it after they realized it sucked.
It was brutal, off key the whole song!!!
Baaaawaaaa!!!,Originally posted by academic punk
Oh, come on! You can't NOT put judas priest in the gay category! if rockwell goes (and what's so gay about a video where the singer is naked in the shower and walks out with a towel around his waist to greet his rotting, perhaps AIDS-ridden postman?
and I said we gave Priest a free pass because the whole band isn't gay just Rob, ......
like Freddie Mercury was flaming gay but the rest of Queen wasn't.
If we post your vid pic, then I get to post all the Culture Club, Boy George and Flock of Seagull videos.
Of, course Flock of Seagulls was Sammy's and EVH's favorite band in the 80's. You can tell by this pic, I mean how fucking gay can you get here?
You can clearly see VH was trying to take over Flock's fan base after the band broke up because this was the timeframe Van Hagar really cranked in with the gay look. Of course, it's common knowledge that Hagar has always been bi-sexual.
Last edited by tomballin; 02-04-2005 at 05:51 PM.
Well guwapo, if this was the case why didn't VH pull the whole 04 SpamBoys Tour, I mean come on, lol.Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Yes, it was a live performance vid.
I saw it once or twice on Muchmusic, but the band
pulled it after they realized it sucked.
It was brutal, off key the whole song!!!
Will look for it. Probably on a European VH site. They always have stuff like this.
Yelp, posted the Hot Rockin video with Turbo Lover up the thread.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Breaking The Law and Hot Rockin' by Priest are pretty poor videos.
Heading Out To the Highway, my favorite JP song's video was also bad/gay. Really pissed me off, it's such a great kick ass song. I love playing that tune.
How gay were judas Priest?
It was years before Halford's bandmates even realised he was gay!!!
That's FUCKING GAY!!!
Yelp, and the bandmates in Queen didn't have that same problem with Freddie.Originally posted by academic punk
How gay were judas Priest?
It was years before Halford's bandmates even realised he was gay!!!
That's FUCKING GAY!!!
Want my 3:32 back!Originally posted by tomballin
Ok, what's the worst music video you have ever seen?
Clearly Pat Boone doing that Ozzy re-make video had to be the worst.
But, I came across this on the internet and puked!
David Hasselhoff: (BayWatch Fame) "Hooked on a Feeling"
Click Here
Note: This is real, not a spoof video......I'm serious. What the fuck is the matter with this dude, shiteeeeeee
TLC
You KNOW I got the blues.
Can you dig it?
Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!
I was one who didnt think Halford was gay, and freked out when I
heard he was. But then I thought, well Freddie Mercury is a big
fudge packing pillow biter, and Ive been listening to that stuff
for years... Rob Halford's voice is incredible, despite his preferences.
I cant wait to see them live !!
KK dowling and Glenn Tipton, what a team ! (With Halfords vocals)
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
To me Sammy is more gay than Halford could ever aspire too !
Dokkin's Breakin The Chains.
Here`s an obscure one:
Bobby Conn "Never gonna get ahead"
A combination of bad miming, the worst bowl haircut ever, a purple tracksuit and a studio full of hillbillies.
They show it whenever there`s a bad video day on VH1, and it`s always in the top ten.
If you can find it, watch it.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Sitting on a park bench!
Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Here`s an obscure one:
Bobby Conn "Never gonna get ahead"
A combination of bad miming, the worst bowl haircut ever, a purple tracksuit and a studio full of hillbillies.
They show it whenever there`s a bad video day on VH1, and it`s always in the top ten.
If you can find it, watch it.
Holy, shit-I saw that about 3 years ago on VH1. That is one funny piece of shit!!
What is it the presenter says before he comes on, something about him being a "hot young star". He comes on and he is about 35-40. His dancing kicks ass as well.
And the presenters face at the end is a picture if I remember well enough.
I actually saw some of Bobby Conn's albums in HMV. I'll have to get one.
Gee someone finally stumped me on one. Never heard of it. Will see if I can dig it up and post the video.Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Here`s an obscure one:
Bobby Conn "Never gonna get ahead"
A combination of bad miming, the worst bowl haircut ever, a purple tracksuit and a studio full of hillbillies.
They show it whenever there`s a bad video day on VH1, and it`s always in the top ten.
If you can find it, watch it.
Thanks!
I was watching Metal Fest on VH1 Classic, and a video by Celtic Frost came on, I've never heard of 'em, but the song was horrible and they looked so damn stupid
Originally posted by VHII
I was watching Metal Fest on VH1 Classic, and a video by Celtic Frost came on, I've never heard of 'em, but the song was horrible and they looked so damn stupid
Well speaking of the Celtic way, here ya go
How about Ritchie Blackmore of Deep Purple fame. One of the greatest guitarists in the world, now doing Celtic music and living the Celtic lifestyle 24/7.
Cross-Post - from my Classic Deep Purple Videos thread in the Bootleg Corner forum:
=============
Of course we are talking the Ritchie Blackmore of old before he went crazy over the hot blond in these videos (Candice) and got into all that Celtic and Renaissance music/lifestyle, and starting his new band with Candice, "Blackmore Nights".......Shiteeee
I hope that is really good p-tang he is getting. Man-o-man.
Here we go, Blackmore Nights - Live
* Here *
Tell ya, somewhere along the way Candice did way too much bad acid and fried her tiny brain. Guess she must be good yum.
Here's two more small video clips of Ritchie and Candice. peeuuuu
* Clip 1 *
* Clip 2 *
WhiteSnake
Video Requirements:
Windows Media Player - wmv files / Res: 450Kbps
Personally, I never liked Whitesnake except for that fucked in the head Tawny Kitaen being in the videos. I mean it's like Sammy Hagar wrote their songs, like he wrote those shitty love songs for VH - II. Lets see with Whitesnake we had, just for starters,:
Fool For Your Loving
Give Me All Your Loving
Is This Love
Love Ain't No Stranger
Here I Go Again
........shiteee, what a bunch of candy asses. There’s nothing worse than a rock band singing love songs. Bands like this gave a bad name to the 80's.
Steve Vai joined Whitesnake after DLR's EEAS band disbanded. However, he was of no help on this totally limp dick Whitesnake video:
Fool For Your Loving
For our second worst ever video, Whitesnakes takes a song that did well in the charts, and just total butcher it in the video, turning it into some half-baked pussy slow song.
Here I Go Again
Weoooo, painful to watch.
Last candy ass video, cannot take anymore. The problem with Whitesnake they didn’t have any punch. This video reminds me of the “Final Countdown” video by the band Europe. In fact Whitesnake reminds me of the one-hit stinker band, Europe.
Give Me All Your Loving
Ok, enough of the “worst of” stinker videos. I have to see that smokin hot bod Tawny back in her day. This is the best video where she really struts her stuff and shows us what she's got. Niceeeeeee!
"Is This Love"
Last edited by tomballin; 02-06-2005 at 04:39 AM.
573262w5
Originally posted by tomballin
WhiteSnake
Personally, I never liked Whitesnake except for that fucked in the head Tawny Kitaen being in the videos. I mean it's like Sammy Hagar wrote their songs, like he wrote those shitty love songs for VH - II. Lets see with Whitesnake we had, just for starters,:
Fool For Your Loving
Give Me All Your Loving
Is This Love
Love Ain't No Stranger
Here I Go Again
........shiteee, what a bunch of candy asses. There’s nothing worse than a rock band singing love songs. Bands like this gave a bad name to the 80's.
Steve Vai joined Whitesnake after DLR's EEAS band disbanded. However, he was of no help on this totally limp dick Whitesnake video:
Fool For Your Loving
For our second worst ever video, Whitesnakes takes a song that did well in the charts, and just total butcher it in the video, turning it into some half-baked pussy slow song.
Here I Go Again
Weoooo, painful to watch.
Last candy ass video, cannot take anymore. The problem with Whitesnake they didn’t have any punch. This video reminds me of the “Final Countdown” video by the band Europe. In fact Whitesnake reminds me of the one-hit stinker band, Europe.
Give Me All Your Loving
Ok, enough of the “worst of” stinker videos. I have to see that smokin hot bod Tawny back in her day. This is the best video where she really struts her stuff and shows us what she's got. Niceeeeeee!
"Is This Love"
*SIGH*
Yest another person who knows fuck-all about Whitesnake in the 1970's and early 1980's (Moody-Marsden line up, before Coverdale became a big gay permed hair American)
I saw Coverdale in 04 on a quad bill gig with the Scorpians, Cheap Trick etc....and the guy looked like he died, just horrible.Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
*SIGH*
Yest another person who knows fuck-all about Whitesnake in the 1970's and early 1980's (Moody-Marsden line up, before Coverdale became a big gay permed hair American)
I had forgotten how hot Kataen was in that video.
Owww our lips are so close....
Pic from DLR's Yankee Rose
Last edited by tomballin; 02-06-2005 at 03:45 PM.
I mean, here's a pic of Coverdale and Kataen in 02. I don't know what the hell happened to Coverdale, he looked like he had AIDS or something.
man-o-man, I'll take a giant helping of that, with a bottle of mayo.....
TO GO!!!!!!
Ok, I got the hots for Kitaen again. What a bod! This is the same video except in high resolutions, if you have a big monitor and really want to check her out. The other video is like 12.8 MB / Res: 450 Kbps, this video is 31.1 MB / 1000 Kbps.
Right Click, Download Only
Whitesnake –“ Is This Love”
Ok, got a PM that I was too rough on Whitesnakes video "Fool For Your Loving" with Steve Vai, compared to some of DLR's video, and how shitty most of the other Whitesnake videos are in comparison.
In reflection, I have to agree. Withdrawing FFYL from my suggestion for "worst of" videos.
Peace
stop...stop...the album is GREAT!!! the arrangements are killer and the band (bissonette on the drums) plays fantastic...too bad that the voice sucks...imagine that songs played this way by a man like sammy davis jr. or the chairman of the board himself...Originally posted by tomballin
Ok, here’s the hands down winner, imo, for the worst album and music video ever made, and will ever be made, in this history of the planet.
I'd love to hear dave do an album of VH music played with a big band or an orchestra...they are made for it...
Roth Army Icon
First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
and for the record...one of the worst videos I've ever seen is here:
http://www.redrocker.com/index1.html
VOA...unfuckingbelievable...(don't know if it belongs in the gay video section but whatever)
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
and for the record...one of the worst videos I've ever seen is here:
http://www.redrocker.com/index1.html
VOA...unfuckingbelievable...(don't know if it belongs in the gay video section but whatever)
Ok, Ok, Ok, for the last time NO GAY BAND VIDEOS! baaaaaawaaaaaa
Of course, all Hagar vids are on the "Worst Of" list, but thanks for a great post to remind us of the music and visual masterpiece VOA.
PS: May have to cut Hagar a little slack to be fair here at R.A., Hagar's bi, not gay.
Originally posted by tomballin
Ok, what's the worst music video you have ever seen?
Clearly Pat Boone doing that Ozzy re-make video had to be the worst.
But, I came across this on the internet and puked!
David Hasselhoff: (BayWatch Fame) "Hooked on a Feeling"
Click Here
Note: This is real, not a spoof video......I'm serious. What the fuck is the matter with this dude, shiteeeeeee
Van Hagar - Dreams
They make the hype sound like the original Van Halen returned to that club, when actually, it's Van Hagar. In the immortal words of Dave: Ed, you were there. Al, you were there. Mike, you were there. Sam, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
You remember all the bullshit when Hagar joined VH. He insisted they call it Van Hagar, (which I wanted so as to not destroy the Van Roth era legend)Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Van Hagar - Dreams
They make the hype sound like the original Van Halen returned to that club, when actually, it's Van Hagar. In the immortal words of Dave: Ed, you were there. Al, you were there. Mike, you were there. Sam, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
Then they came out with that Dreams video, and it was nothing but the Blue Angels, no shots of the band, nothing..... and everybody was going WTF?
Then EVH said (on the Dreams video) well we aren't a visual band like before and don't want to do that anymore, and everybody went WTF?
Of course, a call to Eddie and Jammy from Warner Brothers took care of all the infighting and bullshit, pronto.
Hell, no one thought that Van Hagar would last a year and somehow they did.
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