What's the Worst Music Video You Have Ever Seen?

[tomballin]

Originally posted by Coyote
Don Johnson - Heartbeat

Yes, there's a video for it. In fact there's a almost 20-30 minute promo clip for the album. I got it on VHS...

Here ya go Coyote,

Don "Holy Shite" Johnson's video - "Heartbeat"

Left Click to Watch/Right Click to Download

and hey for an added Bonus, let's throw up, I mean throw-in, at no extra charge The Johnson's next video after Heartbeat

"Tell It Like It Is"

"Here"

I have never seen two bigger POS back-to-back videos that these two. Holy samolles, what the hell is the matter with people!

[Coyote]

Yeah, that's the one I remember... Nice moves ya got there, Don.

That second one was new to me...

[Panamark]

How about the orignal

"Dont give up on us baby"

David Soulberg.. (Was that his name ?? Starsky and hutch)

[Mr Badguy]

"Macho man" by the Village people.

Man, watching that ginger haired, freckley, near naked muscleman working out with the Village people still gives me nightmares.

[tomballin]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
"Macho man" by the Village people.

Man, watching that ginger haired, freckley, near naked muscleman working out with the Village people still gives me nightmares.

Well yeah, but Badguy the rules are no gay/gay band videos. Sorry no points for you, lol.

Roth On

[tomballin]

I forget, until I saw it again, that Dweezil Zapppa did the guitar work in that POS "Heartbreak", and Moon Unit Zappa is also briefly in the video.

I wonder how much of those $8 billion in securities, etc Johnson got caught with trying to drive into Germany he had to give Zappa. I like how when the German Border Custom's people caught Johnson with the massive stash, he said he was just going to German to buy a car! Some car, ROFLOL.

I have never to this day understood how Johnson got out of that, and the securities were not siezed by the German authorities. They just took pictures of everything, and after a long delay, and a number of phone calls, they finally let Johnson and the bonds go. WTF?

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Here's what I think of Don Johnson, his videos, and his new German car:

"Watch"

Hasta la vista baby - Terminated

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Here's an article on the German deal last year.

Don Johnson's Eight Billion Dollar Problem
(Tuesday, March 11, 2004 10:00 PM)

German authorities are wondering why "Miami Vice" star Don Johnson was trying to cross the Swiss border with a suitcase crammed with $8 billion worth of share certificates, bonds and credit notes.

The border stop occurred on Nov. 6 when Johnson was traveling from Zurich to Germany. He was accompanied in his black Mercedes-Benz by three men: an investment adviser, a personal assistant and a mystery man. German police have been on heightened alert in recent years, stopping motorists in an attempt to halt money laundering via Switzerland, Liechtenstein and Luxembourg.

Johnson tells The New York Post that he was going to Germany to look at a car and denies any knowledge of the financial documents.

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Originally posted by tomballin
Here ya go Coyote,

Don "Holy Shite" Johnson's video - "Heartbeat"

Left Click to Watch/Right Click to Download

and hey for an added Bonus, let's throw up, I mean throw-in, at no extra charge The Johnson's next video after Heartbeat

"Tell It Like It Is"

"Here"

I have never seen two bigger POS back-to-back videos that these two. Holy samolles, what the hell is the matter with people!

[tomballin]

SNL's Jimmy Fallon - Music Video: "Idiot Boyfriend"

"Here"


Probably should not allow music videos done by SNL people either, geeee

[tomballin]

Originally posted by Panamark
How about the orignal

"Dont give up on us baby"

David Soulberg.. (Was that his name ?? Starsky and hutch)

Another real POS winner. Good one PM! Thank God I have forgotten about some of these really bad ones.

It's David Soul, - "Don't Give Up on Us"

I'll see if I can find it, may be hard, I mean probably not in circulation, but yeah a real stinker!

I still gotta find the Pat Boone video of him doing the Ozzy tune, and he is all dress up in leather trying to act cool. I mean it is REALLY REALLY bad!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

2 that always crack me up costhey are so shite are

Romeo & Juliet
Tunnel Of Love

Both by Dire Straits

[tomballin]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
2 that always crack me up costhey are so shite are

Romeo & Juliet
Tunnel Of Love

Both by Dire Straits

Haven't seen those, will have to check them out and find some video links.

[tomballin]

Sass Jordan:

Decent tune, shitty video from the 4th women that Eddie and Alex Van Halen have asked to front Van Halen. (Offerred Sass the job, before deciding on Cherone).

Toronto newspaper reported that Sass had dinner with Alex, and some other people were at the table, when the 04 Van SpamBoys played Toronto.

Could Sass be frontin VH IV?

High Road Easy

[tomballin]

Lita Ford - You Gotta Let Go

Ok, to me, this one is on the border line, as belonging in the worst video catagory.
Another early 80's low budget, crappy video, that is really bad, but funny.

Of course with Lita being my wife, I pretty bias :-)


Left Click to View/Right Click to Download

You Gotta Let Go - 14.6 MB

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Here's some other Lita Ford videos that a couple are smokin!

Kiss Me Deadly - Live 21.4 MB

Out For Blood - 11.4 MB

Dressed to Kill - 13.3 MB

[fe_lung]

Rock Me Amadeus is pretty laughable. Also, Dexy's Midnight Runners with all the midgets..... I always think "No, we're not gonna do fucking Stonehenge!"

[tomballin]

Ok, I watched Lita's Gotta Let Go vid again.

Hell, it belongs in the worst video list, on second take, sorry babe.

[tomballin]

Originally posted by fe_lung
Rock Me Amadeus is pretty laughable. Also, Dexy's Midnight Runners with all the midgets..... I always think "No, we're not gonna do fucking Stonehenge!"

Man, we are coming up with some vids, that really push our music vid knowledge here.

Gosh, I have forgotten about a lot of these stinkers. Guess that's good, haaaa

Clearly "Rock Me" sucked.

On the Dexy's Midnight Runners vid, I think I only saw that once, because yeah I remember the stupid midgets.

Have to see if I can find that one. A lot of these stinkers are on European websites.