I've recieved over 3000 emails in the past 3 days, all wanting to know several things:
Is it true that the GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY™ is coming back and when???
What happened to hitchWORLD© and how is hitch1969© and his small yet virile hitchCOCK©?
Viagra and Xanax for cheap over the internet??? ENLARGE YOUR PENIS FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLhair™!!!
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First of all, due to ongoing legalities, hitchWORLD© Legal™ has advised me not to speak about this. However, like the "I can do anything" attitude displayed by Micheal "the pederass" Jackson on 60 minutes so painfully for the entire world to see, I am here to SPILL THE BEANS because I CAN!!!
It was like this....
Fucking Vonnie called a little CUNT™ hacker named Hardknockz®. Vonnie had ALSO heard the rumors about this site coming back, and since he had essentially RIPPED IT OFF and stole the fucking audience based on that premise, he was a little worried that his website would still suck into oblivion MINUS a few thousand members coming back HERE.
Hardknockz went to work. He infiltrated my hosting company using a stealth trojan which he obtained from some fucking Germans™ who are into shit porn. He went so far as to register a domain and opt into cheap hosting with my hosting service. He made a few calls and kissed some ass and licked some COCKS so he could get onto the same shared server that hitchworld was physically on.
He put the trojan to work, which wiped out MY site, and thousands of others on that server AND ALL THE BACKUPS of these sites!!!
How he fucking did it exactly, only the FBI (who is investigating currently) knows for sure.
Oh yeah, they tell me not to talk about this... but I figure, HEY I've GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. I'm innocent, they are guilty!!!
They did it, and they will pay.
check out what the hosting service posted in regards to this:
So I headed over to Vonnies.... and GUESS WHAT???Guys and Gals as I type this, I hate to break it to everyone on the staff and team, the culprit had managed to get into the server and wipe out the backups we had, this is the first time something of this magnitude has happened to us.
At this point we will need to recreate accounts manually and every user will have to reupload, we are victims just like you are and we are not going to take this lightly, we will pursue this culprit to the highest extension of the law possible.
this is a major disaster that will not be taken lightly in court of law
no hitch1969© account!!!
hmmmm......
Then, I was IMing with AllyKat. I asked her to make a post for me. She did, ever so lovingly with her hot 18 year old pussy in hand thinking about the small yet virile hitchCOCK©, aching for it inside her:
Ally_Kat
who said what to who now?
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: nyc
Posts: 1682
Member Number: 48
DLRarmy back, hitchWORLD© Ghandi™
"incoming transmission from the recently hacked hitch1969©"...
DEAR FLAPPO: (stop)
alert sir denis® and the telegoona©. (stop)
VONNIE IS A TRAITOROUS CUNT™ (stop)
the ONE and ONLY Diamond fucking David Lee Roth Army is BACK to reclaim the KWEENvon's thone!!! (stop)
http://www.dlrarmy.com/
STOP
Now, all the fucking TWO FACED BASTARDS who posted all kindsa shit about anything other than David Lee and Van Halen can STAY WITH THE CHEATING WHORE VONNIE™ (stop)
The real fans that vonnie stole can CUM™ home to the original Diamond David Lee Roth Army!!!(stop)
Do you know... where you're going to? (stop)
Do you like the things that Vonnie's SHOWING YOU?? (stop)
do you know? Vonnie may have been SO threatened that he hacked hitchWORLD© offa da net... butt™... fucking Darth cannot deny the Yoda Choda®!!!
The undersized TAIL bows to the the alpha dog
Vonnie, this is the beginning of the END™ of you stealing your friend's fucking website. Hope that Bandwidth was something that you liked paying for, pallie. You can save your fucking coinage from now on. As per the Bible™, as written by J.C.™, and endorsed by hitchWORLD©. these are the END OF DAYS™, Governor Schwarzenegger
You may surrender your fleet at the Roth fuckin' Army!!!!
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oh man this is kewl
and now it is time for SPELLINK™
do the catflap! (stop)
vonnie=cunt0
hitch0=cunt0
flappo=cunt0
crappy=new year
hack me crack me motherfucking teabag me
1 is 2
2 is free
3 is too much
4 is GAY©
VIVA dlrarmy!!!
cunt to 10 say it again!!!
=h69=
ps-
Roth Army is BACK!!!
http://www.dlrarmy.com/
hitchworld is DEAD
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And then guess what???
This post was ERASED...
by WHO???
Hardknockz™!!!!!
SURVEY SAYS:
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GUILTY®!!!
oh yes, my friends. This little internet drama is steep and grand. Someone's going to JAIL over this shit, and I dont even have to do any of the work to get this done!!!
You know, since I am the franchise playa here, and since hitchWORLD© was sew kewl like the coolest place on the internet that ever was, I have been doing some thinking...
it's never easy being a SUPERSTAR with a small yet virile penis. People often ask the hitchBRAIN©:
WHY?
why do you DO it, hitch? What's it all for? Just how many yachts can you waterski behind???? Is this what it's all about??? Eating? Drinking? FUCKING? sucking?
There's a BAD GUY™ coming through!!!
and SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE hitchCOCK©!!!
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cunt~! Cunt~! cunt~!
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