WWE Thread

[Matt White]

watched 2 seconds of TNA last night...same old boring routine....

WRESTLING is dead...

[Mr Walker]

Damn, those were the days. Haven't watched wrestling in a long time. Maybe my sons will get into it.

What are the chances that Austin is at WM25?

anything else interesting going on?

I tuned back in a few weeks ago to see what was going on with WM25 coming up and I've been DVR'ing RAW and buzzing through it.

Randy Orton beat the shit out of Stephanie MacMahon and used it to bring her marriage to Triple H out in the open and to build heat for a title match at Wrestlemania.

Edge is "married' to Eddie Guerroro's (sp) widow Vickie (who is the BIGGEST heat drawer in the WWE right now... even more so that Jericho) and John Cena just exposed her having an affair with that big doofus The Big Show so the three of them are having a 3 way at WM25.

HBK and Undertaker are having a straight up 1:1 (this ought to be the main event but I'm sure Orton v. HHH will be)

Jericho's opponent is still unknown but he's got an angle going where he is trashing all the old wrestlers in an attempt to pull heat from the movie The Wrestler. Some names that were being thrown around as his opponent were Mickey Rourke (I think he said no since H-wood is giving him work again), Hogan (just had surgery on his back but REALLY needs the $$$), Austin (doesn't want to because he knows he can't give a 5 star match... he will be there at the Hall of Fame ceremony the night before... you might see a quick run-in at best), Flair (this is starting to look more likely... said he would only do it if HBK, who retired him at the last WM, approved it ???... looks like a way to get him back into this match because their other options fell through). Last I heard they were thinking about a lumberjack gimmick where all the old timers would surround the ring and get their licks in on Jericho. The King is also being considered to enter this angle somewhere.

There's an 8 man 'money in the bank match'... I'm figuring the returning Christian will win that one.

JBL and some russian guy for the IC title

The two Hardy brothers will face each other.

And they're gonna throw 25 chicks in the ring for a battle royal (I read they are looking for some old bitches to add to it... so far Molly Holly, Lita & Deborah have said no, but I think Sunny will be there and I'll bet my balls that they'll throw Mae Young in there (remember when she gave birth to a hand on RAW when she was fucking Mark Henry... LOL!)

[Mr Walker]

Test is dead


Tampa Police have confirmed to TMZ that former WWE wrestling star Andrew "Test" Martin has been found dead last night in his Harbour Island, FL apartment.

Police responded to a call on their welfare hotline from a concerned neighbor who had seen Martin motionless and was, "concerned for his well being," after peering through Martin's apartment window.

Martin, 33, last worked for the WWE in 2007 and once had a relationship with former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Stacy Keibler.

The cause of death has not been revealed, but police say no foul play has been indicated.

[Redballjets88]

another dead wrestler...bad times.

On the bright side, I will be attending the Raw Super Show in dallas the monday before Wrestlemania. Me and my buddy haven't decided whether or not we want to throw down for whatever tickets are left for wrestlemania, but it would be an amazing week

[Mr Walker]

OK... anyone else want to own up to getting the douche-chills when they watched the Rock's return to RAW last night?
I had no idea it was going down so had to watch it on youtube, but it was still a blast.
All the great tag lines... hosting WM27... calling out Cena... maybe I'll plunk down 60 bones for WM this year.

[Von Halen]

What a fag for drumming this old shit thread up

Why in the fuck is this garbage in the SPORTS forum?

Mods, move this thread, and the soccer thread to the "Nobody Gives A Fuck" forum!

[Mr Walker]

What a fag for drumming this old shit thread up

Why in the fuck is this garbage in the SPORTS forum?

Mods, move this thread, and the soccer thread to the "Nobody Gives A Fuck" forum!

Oh great... they must have gotten internet access at the Detroit Planet Fitness.

[Dan]

Kevin Nash Back In The WWE.

[redblkwht]

OK... anyone else want to own up to getting the douche-chills when they watched the Rock's return to RAW last night?
I had no idea it was going down so had to watch it on youtube, but it was still a blast.
All the great tag lines... hosting WM27... calling out Cena... maybe I'll plunk down 60 bones for WM this year.

Saw that, too bad him & 3:16 cant do one last match. I may go get it too, i think he will be thrown into a situation
that will make him wrestle again for a bit.

[TFM_Dale]

I heard the Rock was back, flipped Raw on and seen the Miz was champ?!? Saved me from watching anymore of it lol

[Eyes of the Night]

With the ousting of Vince, early retirement fromhis own doing I'm sure, Triple H now takes over the reigns of RAW and Smackdown. By chance I had tuned into the opener of RAW and for the first time since I don't know when I'm finding myself drawn back into this "sport" ...

[redblkwht]

Triple H is out of control & over his head, until they get more personalities im not tuning in. They are all meat heads now the newbies, the only one i like thats
half way decent is bautista..
If you can talk on the mic & make me laugh, thats more than half the battle and what WWE is missing..(story line)

[WARF]

It's time to bring back the WWE thread!!!

GET.INTO.THE.COCK.PIT.HULK.HOGAN.

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[Mr Walker]

Paul Bearer died... that really makes me sad.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...-the-age-of-58

[BITEYOASS]

Now we've got Teabagger wrestlers. LOL

[cadaverdog]

Paul Bearer died... that really makes me sad.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...-the-age-of-58

Bummer. I liked Percy. I saw a life show once and lucked into ringside seats. Paul Bearer was escorting the Undertaker in for his match with Hack Saw Jim Duggan and I told him he was even uglier in person. He blew me a kiss. I saw the Undertaker smiled just a little bit before going back into character. It made my night.

[Northern Girl]

FYI...wrestling is fake!

[cadaverdog]

FYI...wrestling is fake!

Ask that John Stossel dude if it's fake.

[FORD]

Ask that John Stossel dude if it's fake.

I wouldn't trust John Stossel to tell me it was 110 in Tucson in the middle of August.

[Matt White]

I wouldn't trust John Stossel to tell me it was 110 in Tucson in the middle of August.

THIS is what Cadaverhound was babbling aboot......OUCH!!!

[FORD]

THIS is what Cadaverhound was babbling aboot......OUCH!!!

Yeah, I've seen it. Several times actually....

But considering wrestling is fake, Stossel is a right wing douche, and that wrestler was a right wing douche, it's very possible that incident itself was staged.

[Northern Girl]

Ask that John Stossel dude if it's fake.

That wasn't wrestling either. That was assault.

[Matt White]

Yeah, I've seen it. Several times actually....

But considering wrestling is fake, Stossel is a right wing douche, and that wrestler was a right wing douche, it's very possible that incident itself was staged.

I actually remember watching the episode of 20/20 when it aired in the early 80's............

STOSSEL is a tool....but he suffered ear damage from that dolt....Un-Cool!

[cadaverdog]

That wasn't wrestling either. That was assault.

But it wasn't fake.

[Matt White]

Funny...I always thought Dr D got the boot from the WWF over this..........

turns out he challenged MR T to a fight backstage...and Vince sent him packing!

[Mr Walker]

FYI...wrestling is fake!

So is democracy

[Mr Walker]

LMMFAO!!!

As noted earlier, Sean Waltman (X-pac) injured himself while performing the “Bronco Buster” maneuver in a retirement match against Jerry Lynn on Saturday night.

Alicia Webb provided an update on Sean Waltman’s recovery noting that this isn’t the first time he has suffered this type of injury.

We don’t know if there is a medical term for it…but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his ass apart! :-/ Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before!”

[WARF]

The living legend @ the WWE HALL OF FAME!!!



He never said thanks to Vince Jr! haha

[Mr Walker]

One of the Bella Twins' nipples fell out on RAW last night.
Haven't found a screen cap to share yet.

Brie commented on the incident, writing on Twitter, “I apologize 4 my wardrobe malfunction I’m embarrassed & it looks as though the humidity made my tape come off You’ll never see that again! B”

[Mr Walker]

Lol!

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