View Poll Results: "Stoopid"est metallers of all time?

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  • Motley Crue

    1 8.33%
  • Twisted Sister

    2 16.67%
  • Judas Priest

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  • 80`s Kiss

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  • Saxon

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Thread: Who wrote the dumbest songs ever?

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    Who wrote the dumbest songs ever?

    Sheesh, we`re spoilt for choice.

    I won`t list any of the LA hair bands as they all wanted to be a VH/Crue hybrid.

    If you feel the need, tell us your favourite dumbass song ever and even post some lyrics.
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    As i write this "Uh! all night" by Kiss is playing.

    What a dumb anthem, but good.

    However, it can`t change my vote from Motley Crue.

    I can`t think of any "classic" Crue which wasn`t a vaccuous piece of nonsense.

    No hidden meanings anywhere.

    Kings of dumbfuck partytime.

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    Some of the Kiss in the eighties, yesss...

    Plenty of Van Hagar...oh yesss...

    But from any song ever,

    what does Shakira mean when she sings "underneath your clothes, there's a different story"

    did she meet a guy with lots of tattoos or what???
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    btw, I'm totally pissed at 5:20 pm but I'm listening to Iron Maiden...:p

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    Originally posted by Golden AWe
    btw, I'm totally pissed at 5:20 pm but I'm listening to Iron Maiden...:p
    Sounds like a great evening spent to me, UP THE IRONS!
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    Thanks...I'll drink to that!!!

    Moving on, I guess I'll try to sociate with people now instead of my computer ha ha ha....:p

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    Most everything from the 80's is crap....I throw in an old CD and I'm like.....I bought this shit!!

    Of course, it's great if you like keyboard and hair bands!!

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    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    "I'm a cowboay...on a steeeeyal horse I ride".....argh

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    Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Who the hell wants to listen to a bunch of guys doing each other??? Except Spammy ofcourse.
    If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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    Grim Reaper.

    'See You in Hell, My Friend'

    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    Complete joke.
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
    "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
    "Fuck you, Fluffy."
    "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
    "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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