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    Kweefin, nasty or sexxy ?

    a question i would ask the dolly lama if i were to see him..personally i got mixed emotions on the subject.

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    As long as it doesn't happen in my face, I'm cool with it.

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    some guys like that sort of thing. personally i get right in there and blow as hard as i can, just to get some good kick back!
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    what on earth are you talking about ?


    Is it something to do with the oboe ?

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    It depends on if the chick is hot or not. Hot girls can pretty much do just about anything and get away with it. Now if a heffer does it everyone would be grossed out.
    If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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    does WHAT???????????????????

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    Leave it to KANE to pose THIS question.......
    ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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    Not sexy...sometimes funny...

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    Originally posted by Elitest
    does WHAT???????????????????
    A queef is the noise a woman's vagina makes when air is forced up into it and it comes out. Basically it's a pussy fart.

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    Not nasty, nor really sexy, unless she makes a comment....
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
    "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
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    "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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    I dont like chicks farting at all. Not a turn on in any way..
    Polite Ladies do not fart !
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    I dont like flatulence from any of the available ports !

    Actually the first time I heard this, I thought the chick had dropped a big bum fart. I was most displeased

    Ladies, teach those things some manners for goodness sake
    LMMMAAAOOOFFF !!!!!!!!!!!!
    PM, you sick fuck,lol...
    SAY IT !

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    Its a big ole sweatty, blue cheese a drippin pussy fart,lol..
    quit actin dumn,lol.

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    I like it the first time they queef..
    They act all shy..


    Like...

    Tee-Hee.. Oops!

    Yeah RIGHT@!
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    If its a big'n, its kinda like gettin fucked and a blow job at the same time, now thats some talent right there !

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    I've had a couple of sex sessions ruined because I couldn't help but fall off the bed laughing when it happened.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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    what about a chick who kweefs along with uncontrolled flactulation with an oily discharge ?

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    Where is the oil coming from?
    Jesus christ..
    I thinka few of your Chicks Kane have busted a few gaskets!

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    You been fucking Washing Machines again Kane ??

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    You been fucking Washing Machines again Kane ??
    DAMNIT PM ! WTF ! you promised you wouldnt tell anybody about the dry humpin gimmick, you COLD FUCK !
    There goes that mod gig !

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    ..oh god , it's like the knockz meets eyes

    *yawn*

    ..there goes the neighborhood

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