funny review of VH history

[Iannu]

http://www.capnmusic.org/vanhalen.htm

laugh your ass off!!

[DlocRoth]

pretty fuckin funny!

Nice find.

[Jamocha Joe]

I need to address something here. A lot of (professional) reviewers (who get paid for doing something we do for free)(and do a lot better) like to praise Sammy's voice talents to the nines while criticizing Roth's as lacking in technical ability. I have to put in my opinion here that THAT IS A STEAMING LOAD OF WEEVIL-INFESTED GIRAFFE SHIT! Sammy can hardly sing at all! He squeezes the notes out like he's pinching off a really dense turd. Roth was classic! And he had more charisma than I have penis, and that's a lot, friends and neighbors! Sammy has as much charisma as your neighborhood Jehovah's Witness after a good 20mg of Valium and some hi-larious Family Circus cartoon readings. He replaces winking irony with earnest banality, humor with pun, and ass kicking with ass licking. And he can't yelp at all....just have a listen to him try to cover Roth's VH songs on the live album and tell me I ain't right.


That about sums it up. Great find.