ZAKK WYLDE: "EDDIE VAN HALEN Has Gone Off The Deep End!"

[Mezro]

ZAKK WYLDE: 'EDDIE VAN HALEN Hasn't Just Gone Off The Deep End — He's Living In Atlantis'

From Blabbermouth:

Having to bury his partner in crime was tough enough, but Wylde also had to contend with the bizarre behavior of one of his guitar heroes, Eddie Van Halen, at Dimebag's funeral and memorial service. "I don't know what the hell happened to Ed," he lamented. "He hasn't just gone off the deep end — he's living in Atlantis! I couldn't get in a word without being interrupted by him. If I mentioned God, he'd say, 'There is no God or Jesus, only yes or no.' It was like he thought the whole thing was about him. He wasn't thinking about Dime, or even Vinnie and Dime's old lady, Rita, for that matter. He did put his original black-and-yellow guitar in the coffin with Dime, though. That was cool."

Mezro...good job making an asshole out of yourself again Ed...

[danielc]

Is that a reliable source? Even if not, it does seem that Ed made an ass of himself from what I've heard and seen.

[Cathedral]

Well, Zakk has a point.
There is no God, only yes or no? WTF?

Ok, so what about one of his last interviews claiming that his music comes through him from God?

Yo, Dave, Stay the fuck away from that dipshit or i'll lose ALL respect for you. You are the Diamond and Ed is a the lump of coal at this point.

[rustoffa]

There was an article in Guitar Player...the one with Zakk & Dime on the cover...

They talked about how they were loaded and called Ed about doing a project or some shit with 'em.

They said Ed just went off the deep end about all his personal battles or some shit and told 'em to fuck off or something.

Somebody clear my lame recollection up.

[danielc]

I have that mag. He didn't say anything about his problems. They basically called him early in the morning and he sounded like he didn't know who it was. And then he basically said fuck off and hung up on them.

[Cathedral]

Well, it's official!
I would truly love to see Edward Van Halen get his ass thoroughly beat.

[DLR'sCock]

More proof that Eddie is out of his mind.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Well, Zakk has a point.
There is no God, only yes or no? WTF?

I read that as Zakk referring to EVH's comments. Not his own.

[Rueglio]

Originally posted by Panamark
I read that as Zakk referring to EVH's comments. Not his own.

Exaclty, that's correct.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Mezro
ZAKK WYLDE: 'EDDIE VAN HALEN Hasn't Just Gone Off The Deep End — He's Living In Atlantis'

From Blabbermouth:

Having to bury his partner in crime was tough enough, but Wylde also had to contend with the bizarre behavior of one of his guitar heroes, Eddie Van Halen, at Dimebag's funeral and memorial service. "I don't know what the hell happened to Ed," he lamented. "He hasn't just gone off the deep end — he's living in Atlantis! I couldn't get in a word without being interrupted by him. If I mentioned God, he'd say, 'There is no God or Jesus, only yes or no.' It was like he thought the whole thing was about him. He wasn't thinking about Dime, or even Vinnie and Dime's old lady, Rita, for that matter. He did put his original black-and-yellow guitar in the coffin with Dime, though. That was cool."

Mezro...good job making an asshole out of yourself again Ed...

Golly! Sounds like someone forgot to take their fucking MEDS!

[Panamark]

Love the stash bag....

[John Holmes]

I personally dislike both these fuckers. Eddie Van Halen is a fucking alcoholic whose career and health went completely downhill after the 1996 fiasco. Look at him, he looks and acts like a fucking dirty bum.

It really has to be embarassing for that fucking fat obese kid of his having a father drunk and erratic all the time. Maybe that poor fucking kid eats like a whale to kill that frustration.

On the other hand, Zakk Wylde is a redneck wino whose best shot was with Ozzy, probably 15 years go. He put out mediocre and unoriginal metal albums ripping off Tony Iommi riffs and pilfering other people's ideas all the time. He even took part breaking up Guns n' Roses.

Between Wylde and Van Heineken, it all goes down to who's drunker and more wasted. Fuck them. Both.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Panamark
Love the stash bag....

What about a couple of gay Spammy fans?

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Cathedral

There is no God, only yes or no? WTF?

Ok, so what about one of his last interviews claiming that his music comes through him from God?

Maybe he meant he got his inspiration from that AOR band Yes.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by John Holmes
What about a couple of gay Spammy fans?

Looks like a couple of Spammy/Mikey groupies !!

*SHUDDER*


I preferred the stash bag, stash bags have drugs !

[Splooge]

FAK....who knew??

[Blacklisted]

Originally posted by John Holmes
I personally dislike both these fuckers. Eddie Van Halen is a fucking alcoholic whose career and health went completely downhill after the 1996 fiasco. Look at him, he looks and acts like a fucking dirty bum.

It really has to be embarassing for that fucking fat obese kid of his having a father drunk and erratic all the time. Maybe that poor fucking kid eats like a whale to kill that frustration.

On the other hand, Zakk Wylde is a redneck wino whose best shot was with Ozzy, probably 15 years go. He put out mediocre and unoriginal metal albums ripping off Tony Iommi riffs and pilfering other people's ideas all the time. He even took part breaking up Guns n' Roses.

Between Wylde and Van Heineken, it all goes down to who's drunker and more wasted. Fuck them. Both.

Fuck Iommi... Like Zakk ripped Iomi off... Iomi is shit. Dont get me wrong I love the old Sabbath but Randy Rhoades and Zakk both played Sabbath a million times better and their own music reflects how superior they are to Iommi. Fuck Iommi and fuck you bud.

And the GnR break up... Yah lets blame it on everyone but Axl...

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-compliance?

[Parnelly]

Yes Iommi is the god of the most lame riffs. Not that i dont like them but they are so simple and his solos fuckin suck ass. Zakk and Iommi is not even a contest and as far as zakk ripping him off goes fuck you. If you wanna talk like that everybody has been ripping off everybody since the starting of rock and roll. If you cant see that then you dont know what you are talking about. And about Guns N Roses who fuckin cares. The best thing that ever happened to them was leaving axl in the dust like the washed up piece of shit that he is. If you didnt see the demise of GnR when the Lies album came out agian youre a fuckin idiot. Axl couldnt sing even if he had a good band. And On top of that. Axl is the biggest pussy winer in the music industry. He cant sing he sucks and its his fault GnR split. Not zakk. That band was doomed from day one. SO next time before you come in here talking shit about Zakk maybe you should think twice about what you are saying you monkey spunk piece of donkey shit. FUCK. Frontmen stand tall and never give up. Like the Diamond Himself. So go fuck yourself.

Dave Or The Grave Mother Fuckers!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT NOW: Eddie is right fuckin wasted giving axl a big fat blow job while sammy watches.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Blacklisted Fuck Iommi... Like Zakk ripped Iomi off... Iomi is shit.

You should invest more time listening to the music and getting yourself a better musical education, rather than wanking all day long.

Dont get me wrong I love the old Sabbath but Randy Rhoades and Zakk both played Sabbath a million times better and their own music reflects how superior they are to Iommi. Fuck Iommi and fuck you bud.

It seems it's slipping to your mind that A) Iommi invented those riffs these guys allegedly played better, and music is about songwriting first, practical execution later B ) Iommi plays with 2 fingers, because he can't use his bird and 3rd one properly. The only thing you can do, shithead, is wanking with two fingers, 'cause you're penis is fucking too small for a whole hand, tard.

And the GnR break up... Yah lets blame it on everyone but Axl...

I don't you were there to be the judge.

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-compliance?

Your tabloid sense of humor was old months ago.

I'm a little worried that you might be genuinely retarded.

And, btw, Zakk is a mediocre player at best. Every guy out of Berklee school plays circles around him.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Parnelly
Yes Iommi is the god of the most lame riffs. Not that i dont like them but they are so simple and his solos fuckin suck ass.

So everything that is simple sucks ass? So Beethoven's 5th ( ta-ta-ta-daaa, in case you tard don't get it ) and Richie Blackmore's "Smoke on The water" riff BOTH suck ass, because it's just a bunch of notes?

GO AND GRAB A CLUE.

Zakk and Iommi is not even a contest and as far as zakk ripping him off goes fuck you.

You know why you are so stupid and demented? Because ZAKK HIMSELF credits Tony Iommi for half of his riffs. You wanna know where? Get GuitarWorld and read Zakk's coloumn "Brewtality". Zakk makes no mistery he's so fond of Iommi's playing. So this goes fuck you, you lame ass full of shit. Go play Corky in the next "Life goes on" installment, idiot.

If you wanna talk like that everybody has been ripping off everybody since the starting of rock and roll. If you cant see that then you dont know what you are talking about. And about Guns N Roses who fuckin cares. The best thing that ever happened to them was leaving axl in the dust like the washed up piece of shit that he is. If you didnt see the demise of GnR when the Lies album came out agian youre a fuckin idiot. Axl couldnt sing even if he had a good band. And On top of that. Axl is the biggest pussy winer in the music industry. He cant sing he sucks and its his fault GnR split.

Seems you hate Axl Rose a lot. For what? For being smarter and more successful than you'll ever be in your own pitiful and anonymous life? It's called jealousy, you know?

SO next time before you come in here talking shit about Zakk maybe you should think twice about what you are saying you monkey spunk piece of donkey shit. FUCK.

You sound like an hysterical girlfriend defending her boyfriend. Seems you are in love with Zakk, bub. I'd say you're a fucking hysterical queer.

Frontmen stand tall and never give up. Like the Diamond Himself. So go fuck yourself.

I don't think the Diamond one and a fucking mediocre wino guitarist have anything to do with each other. Eddie Van Halen is an alcoholic but has always played better than Wylde will ever play in his best dreams. Not to mention Eddie's songwriting. Everything Zakk put out in his solo records was mediocre in his best efforts. With Ozzy, it does not really matter, there are enough ghost writers to make any ass inept guitarist shine. Bottom line: Wylde is a fucking joke.

RIGHT NOW: Eddie is right fuckin wasted giving axl a big fat blow job while sammy watches. [/B]

Hmm...You get horny on some kinky fantasies, certainly. You should come out and shout to the world you're fucking gay and wank all day long watching gay porno's.

[Parnelly]

Youre so lame. Get a life momo. Everybody knows that Zakks biggest influence was Randy. So shut your smack talkin cock sucker. And again about axl. Jesus. Did somebody screw their mother. Axl is a lame as excuse for a washed up frontman. I would not be cought saying axl is smart. The guy has done nothing but screw over his fans rips them off and then doesnt even play a full show. You call that smart. Oh and talking of a GnR album that is supposed to happen every year but never does. I wonder how much money he is making by selling the same "old" Guns N Roses tunes on different cd's in different order. Go back to the axl pose msg board. You are the scum of the earth. Oh yeah and smoke on the water ROCKS but they have much more creative and rockin tunes. This is a flanel free zone. Fuck off lumber jack.

[Blacklisted]

Zakk is mediocre and Iommi is god... Sounds like someone is on the Iommi road to fucking nowhere. Iommi is a jealous egotistic dink that clings off a success that was made by Ozzy. Who even really listens to Sabbath besides the Ozzy years...

I saw Sabbath with Ozzy live and dont get me wrong it was a great show cause Ozzy was there. Going to a Sabbath show without Ozzy would be wretched... Iommi and his self portrait bus can fuck right off. lol.

Whether or not the guy is missing some parts of his fingers is pointless. Jeff Healy plays the guitar blind... Whats your point?

You can sit here and fight all you want about bands ripping other bands off til you go blue in the face... What about Led Zeppelin? They ripped all kinds of old blues musicians off and they are still the biggest rock and roll band of all time...

I am not going to ramble like yourself with your poorly thought out insults.... Go read a book or something cause you are only wasting your time in this weak thread.

[Parnelly]

For Mr fuckin Holmes. This is a Diamond DLR msg board. Not the axl fuckin pose toni fuckin shit riff iommi crybaby get together. IF you dont have something to say about Dave or VH related go fuck yourself. Who needs some axl supporting trash talking scruntose in here. Take a nice long boat ride to fuckoffidy land. YOU FUCKIN TOOL.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Train]

Originally posted by Parnelly
Yes Iommi is the god of the most lame riffs. Not that i dont like them but they are so simple and his solos fuckin suck ass. Zakk and Iommi is not even a contest and as far as zakk ripping him off goes fuck you. If you wanna talk like that everybody has been ripping off everybody since the starting of rock and roll. If you cant see that then you dont know what you are talking about. And about Guns N Roses who fuckin cares. The best thing that ever happened to them was leaving axl in the dust like the washed up piece of shit that he is. If you didnt see the demise of GnR when the Lies album came out agian youre a fuckin idiot. Axl couldnt sing even if he had a good band. And On top of that. Axl is the biggest pussy winer in the music industry. He cant sing he sucks and its his fault GnR split. Not zakk. That band was doomed from day one. SO next time before you come in here talking shit about Zakk maybe you should think twice about what you are saying you monkey spunk piece of donkey shit. FUCK.

This rant sounds eerily similar to the reason why they are burying Dimebag to begin with. Not comparing you with the sick fuck who did it, but in his warped mind, all it took were words like this....

[POJO_Risin]

Newsflash: Ed is a dipshit...

apparently some folk need to hear it 50 times before they believe it...

who gives a flying fuck about Zakk Wylde or Iommi...

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Parnelly
Youre so lame. Get a life momo. Everybody knows that Zakks biggest influence was Randy. So shut your smack talkin cock sucker.

Hey tard, isn't it dangerous to use one's whole vocabulary in one sentence?

All you have to do is read what your drunk guitar hero says about Iommi. He probably would kick your ass if you were talking shit about Iommi in front of his sorry drunk ass.

And again about axl. Jesus. Did somebody screw their mother. Axl is a lame as excuse for a washed up frontman. I would not be cought saying axl is smart. The guy has done nothing but screw over his fans rips them off and then doesnt even play a full show. You call that smart. Oh and talking of a GnR album that is supposed to happen every year but never does. I wonder how much money he is making by selling the same "old" Guns N Roses tunes on different cd's in different order. Go back to the axl pose msg board. You are the scum of the earth. Oh yeah and smoke on the water ROCKS but they have much more creative and rockin tunes. This is a flanel free zone. Fuck off lumber jack. [/B]

Now you're done, poor hysterical queer on crack, allow me to give your hollow noggin a little shake so we hear the pebble-in-a-can sound of your brain rolling around...

any more blubbering nitwits here to bother me?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Blacklisted
Zakk is mediocre and Iommi is god... Sounds like someone is on the Iommi road to fucking nowhere. Iommi is a jealous egotistic dink that clings off a success that was made by Ozzy.

ROTFL. Joke of the year. You've been at lunch with Iommi to know him that well, haven't you? I suppose you were the one eating the bones under the table, dog fashion.

Who even really listens to Sabbath besides the Ozzy years...

Hmm, Ronnie James Dio fans? Wait, Ian Gillian fans? Oh, sorry, maybe the Glenn Hughes ones? Don't forget Sabbath fans, please, you fucking idiot.

Whether or not the guy is missing some parts of his fingers is pointless. Jeff Healy plays the guitar blind... Whats your point?

LOL... What YOUR point is, stupid moron. Jeff Healy is blind, but you're not supposed to play guitar rolling your eyes over the fretboard, mongoloid.

You can sit here and fight all you want about bands ripping other bands off til you go blue in the face... What about Led Zeppelin? They ripped all kinds of old blues musicians off and they are still the biggest rock and roll band of all time...

This is true. Unfortunately nobody gives jackshit about little ole' drunk Jeff Wylde. Sorry, Zakk. I keep forgetting this nobody's name.

I am not going to ramble like yourself with your poorly thought out insults.... Go read a book or something cause you are only wasting your time in this weak thread.

I have seen all kind of losers shamefully retreat from a flame, but among all lamers you have a ceratain lack of class in being such a pathetic coward, dullard.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Parnelly
For Mr fuckin Holmes. This is a Diamond DLR msg board.

Check my subscription date, poor stupid n00b. I registered way before you were here littering this nice place with your hysterical queer lame remarks, you herpes-infested faggot. Get the fuck out of here and go suck Drunk Wylde's dick in his tour bus, will you?

Not the axl fuckin pose toni fuckin shit riff iommi crybaby get together. IF you dont have something to say about Dave or VH related go fuck yourself. Who needs some axl supporting trash talking scruntose in here. Take a nice long boat ride to fuckoffidy land. YOU FUCKIN TOOL.

Wow. That was deep. Is this the best you can do, junkyard rat?

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm... Are you trying to win new friends stealing Matt White's signature?

you have a long way to go, mongoloid.

[Parnelly]

Look bud i been stealing Matt Whites signature for ever so go fuck your self. Seems as though you have nothing better to do than talk about shitty guitar players and singers that no one around here give a fuck about. I REPEAT. This is a DLR website. Eddie Van Halen is a drunk. Everyone said it a million times and its so old its not funny. But at least this is related to the board. Man give your head a shake. If it falls of give it a boot. You have to be the most ignorant DLR fan ive ever seen. And if you have some issue about Iommi Gillian Dio whoever go cry on their msg boards about it. AGAIN I REPEAT. This is a DLR website.


DLR FUCKIN RULES FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blacklisted]

First off I would like to take the time to make you realize that 1) you are racist and 2) you are prejudiced. "mongoloid" and "queer" keep in mind in most civilized countries this is not tolerated.

Obviously you are too white trash to realize how pathetic you really are. Resorting to the use of a race of beings as an insult and a choice of sexual preference is pretty fucking sad.

Let's put the music aside and look at how poorly you speak in text and how ingrained you are with white trash.

Please instead of arguing over something stupid like that you should check yourself into a cultural study and get yourself familiar with the new world where this sort of crap is not tolerated.

By the way "Hmm, Ronnie James Dio fans? Wait, Ian Gillian fans? Oh, sorry, maybe the Glenn Hughes ones? Don't forget Sabbath fans, please, you fucking idiot." They all fucking suck. This is what is known as the shitty 80's metal.

By the way I do not give a shit when you registered because you are just down right pathetic.

DLR fucking RULES!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Parnelly
Look bud i been stealing Matt Whites signature for ever so go fuck your self.

As I already said, you shouldn't blow away your whole dictionary just in one sentence, shithead. Stealing other people's signatures just show what a low form of unoriginal ass you are.

Seems as though you have nothing better to do than talk about shitty guitar players and singers that no one around here give a fuck about.

Seems you're too dumb to use a search button and figure out what I usually talk about - so obviously it's not what you're accusing me of.

What can I say...It must be very pitiful living your sorry third-class life, simpleton. You give mentally disabled people a bad name.

I REPEAT. This is a DLR website. Eddie Van Halen is a drunk.

Whoo Ooohh... The only clues you seem to have in this world. Unfortunately, for all the rest, you're fucking and utterly clueless.

Man give your head a shake. If it falls of give it a boot.

Man, give your head a wank and chill. There is no contraddiction in that, don't worry; we all are aware you're a dickhead.

You have to be the most ignorant DLR fan ive ever seen.

Coming from you? LOL - prolly your whole 'tard family doesn't equal the average IQ of a dumb ape. And I ain't talking about IQ per family member, but the sum of the IQ of your family as a whole.

And if you have some issue about Iommi Gillian Dio whoever go cry on their msg boards about it. AGAIN I REPEAT. This is a DLR website.

I have no issue, indeed I wasn't complaining, but it seems a certain dullard in Ontario, Canada ( you, in case you don't get it ) can't even read! What's the matter with you, scumbag, there was no school bus in your area to get yourself an elementary education?

DLR FUCKIN RULES FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, at least the dumb quit stealing Matt's signature.

I think DLR would be really embarassed to have such a dumb and illiterated fan like you around. You give truly bad publicity to our man. Hey, why don't you play russian roulette with all chambers loaded, now?

[Roth & Roll]

It's all bullshit. I don't believe Zakk said this. Just some trashy internet gossip.

[light 'em up!]

Originally posted by danielc
Even if not, it does seem that Ed made an ass of himself from what I've heard and seen

When is Ed Van Halen NOT making an ass out of himself? He and Al are the laughing stock of Rock.

[DavidLeeNatra]

I'm ready to believe that story...ed was holding a cell phone to his microphone to let the people hear a phone call from dime praising himself ... let me give you my best impersonation...(mumbling): "tonight is about me...not your fucking funeral"

[Cathedral]

Ed, Zakk and Iommi all 3 suck equally.
Put any combination of them on stage for any reason and you got trouble.

Except for maybe Iommi, he seems the mature one of the bunch.
Maybe because he's older than dirt and doesn't have anything left to prove.

For me, there was never a suitable replacement for Rhodes, but of Ozzie's guitarists after Randy, Jake E. Lee was perhaps the best of the bunch in my opinion.

[throatrocket]

Originally posted by John Holmes
I personally dislike both these fuckers. Eddie Van Halen is a fucking alcoholic whose career and health went completely downhill after the 1996 fiasco. Look at him, he looks and acts like a fucking dirty bum.

It really has to be embarassing for that fucking fat obese kid of his having a father drunk and erratic all the time. Maybe that poor fucking kid eats like a whale to kill that frustration.

On the other hand, Zakk Wylde is a redneck wino whose best shot was with Ozzy, probably 15 years go. He put out mediocre and unoriginal metal albums ripping off Tony Iommi riffs and pilfering other people's ideas all the time. He even took part breaking up Guns n' Roses.

Between Wylde and Van Heineken, it all goes down to who's drunker and more wasted. Fuck them. Both.

all this time, and energy you put into text doesn't go to waist. it always does a good job of pissing me off. i wish we could have this discution face to face. fuck you and anyone who likes you. your a peace of shit looser and i know it takes one to know one. btfw, Zakk is my buddy from way back. His career aint too shabby. Better than most in his profesion. He would be proud to be a red neck too if he wasnt from New Jersey...... dick head

[bueno bob]

Admittedly, Zakk's done some damn good business with BLS; Pride and Glory wasn't too bad, but didn't take off too well - I saw them opening for Aerosmith and they were pretty kick ass, though.

Zakk's still got many good years left in him, unlike certain other individuals in this thread.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by throatrocket
[B] all this time, and energy you put into text doesn't go to waist. it always does a good job of pissing me off.

Really? Wow, thanks. Such a pity I don't give a flying fuck about how you feel or how you're supposed to feel, you silly bastard.

i wish we could have this discution face to face.

So I could change your lookings forever? I like Internet threats. Hiding behinid your monitor certainly made you look taller and slim, fatass.

fuck you and anyone who likes you. your a peace of shit looser and i know it takes one to know one.

"your a peace of " - Hey Bub, are you really foreigner or really illiterate? LOL

As for you being a piece of shit, because you can recognize others, you are, but a very tiny and irrelevant one. You don't even rank average among pieces of shit.

btfw, Zakk is my buddy from way back.

Way back your ass? So you were his passive gay lover? Wow, that's cool. Wino and faggot. I learn new mean stuff about Zakk everyday.

His career aint too shabby. Better than most in his profesion. He would be proud to be a red neck too if he wasnt from New Jersey...... dick head

And me always thought being a redneck transcends the actual physical collocation of a person. Tell me something, you have to be from Tennessee to be a fucking whiskey addict?

[throatrocket]

Well now, understanding or caring how I feel isn't your concern. However, it doesn't take a phsycology professor to know only a no dick, sorry ass little puddling, would use a bisexual porn star aids victim to be identified with. Dick boy..... try to get some sleep you dirty looser before you blow your self up. Back to the meth lab shit breath. btfw I promise.. I wasn't threatening you. But im sure with you charming personality threats aren't uncommon.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by throatrocket
Well now, understanding or caring how I feel isn't your concern.

Who said I did care? I don't give two shits about how you feel. You could die right here and right now and I probably wouldn't stop laughing at you!

However, it doesn't take a phsycology professor to know only a no dick, sorry ass little puddling, would use a bisexual porn star aids victim to be identified with.

Wrong. You don't know jackshit about phsycology as well as you don't know jackshit about guitar playing, music theory and music in general. The fact you like Diamond Dave doesn't save you from the utter ignorance you ooze like pus with every post.

Dick boy..... try to get some sleep you dirty looser before you blow your self up. Back to the meth lab shit breath.

Jesus Fucking Christ! Now you're really insulting me ! Isn't it time to pull your head out of your ass and act as a grown up man?

btfw I promise.. I wasn't threatening you. But im sure with you charming personality threats aren't uncommon.

Yep, your mother has often threatened to have sex with me. Fucking ugly she is, that's the problem. It ain't a surprise looking at her hunchback son.

Have fun, dwarf.