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    Originally posted by Rikk
    This dude is my brother, and he's going to be a father (again) very soon!
    Congratulations Bill... on both the fact that you are going to be a father (again) and that fact that you are not a complete idiot like your "brother".
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    Originally posted by Rikk
    This is the RIKK thread. RIKK doesn't think you're cool enough to post in here.:p
    Rikk doesn't think at all... and it is very apparent in his posts.

    So ban me asswipe. I started the thread, I will post in it as long as I damn well please.

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    Originally posted by lms2
    Rikk doesn't think at all... and it is very apparent in his posts.

    So ban me asswipe. I started the thread, I will post in it as long as I damn well please.
    No problem. Every time you post in here from now on, I will add one check to my MEAN LIST. And I will pay you back by being mean to you for an entire day for each check.

    But seriously, folks, is Christina pretty or slutty?
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    Thanks bro. I know EVERYONE feels suicidal when I'm away, so you can all breathe for a bit. Lou actually might get some perverse pleasure from the egg tossing........getting things thrown at him is probably the closest thing to human contact he's had in years! Here's the fucking million dollar question.........if the hottest chick in the world had an "I Love MP3's" t-shirt on would he fuck her?! Or just go back to trying to "self suck"?!
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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    Thanks bro. I know EVERYONE feels suicidal when I'm away, so you can all breathe for a bit. Lou actually might get some perverse pleasure from the egg tossing........getting things thrown at him is probably the closest thing to human contact he's had in years! Here's the fucking million dollar question.........if the hottest chick in the world had an "I Love MP3's" t-shirt on would he fuck her?! Or just go back to trying to "self suck"?!
    LOL!!!!!!!!

    LOOOOOO would probably throw her out of his pad. But his Mom would probably invite the girl back in (because she actually owns the house) and LOU would be sent to bed without supper for still being a virgin.

    Fuck yeah. We miss you, bro. NICK and I were saying to each other the other day, as funny as we are (god, talk about fucking egos, huh?), nobody has better on-the-spot humor than BILL fucking LUMBERGH.

    But babies are, like, kinda more important than message boards. LOL. Just make sure you get back to frequent visits when the time comes.

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    No problem. Every time you post in here from now on, I will add one check to my MEAN LIST. And I will pay you back by being mean to you for an entire day for each check.

    You know me baby... little attention seeker that I am... why that just makes my day!

    How many days have I earned so far?

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    Originally posted by lms2
    You know me baby... little attention seeker that I am... why that just makes my day!

    How many days have I earned so far?
    I haven't started counting yet. I was too busy talking to important people. But I'll let you know.

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    Buenos Notches people!!!!!



    I want her to use her magic lasso on me, tying me up and forcing me to tell the truth.

    Cheers Brother Rikk!!!

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    LOL!!!!!!!!

    LOOOOOO would probably throw her out of his pad. But his Mom would probably invite the girl back in (because she actually owns the house) and LOU would be sent to bed without supper for still being a virgin.

    Fuck yeah. We miss you, bro. NICK and I were saying to each other the other day, as funny as we are (god, talk about fucking egos, huh?), nobody has better on-the-spot humor than BILL fucking LUMBERGH.

    But babies are, like, kinda more important than message boards. LOL. Just make sure you get back to frequent visits when the time comes.
    Oh, I'll be back to neglect work and my family to post here in no time! I can't believe my average posts per day had dipped below 10.........

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    Originally posted by MAX
    Buenos Notches people!!!!!



    I want her to use her magic lasso on me, tying me up and forcing me to tell the truth.

    Cheers Brother Rikk!!!


    Dude! Where the fuck ya been?! We've missed ya! Oh wait.........I'M the one who's been gone.........damn Mad Dog!!

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    Dang Bill.. it sure it good to have you back and posting around me... just like old times.

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    Originally posted by lms2
    Dang Bill.. it sure it good to have you back and posting around me... just like old times.

    I havent changed a bit.........

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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    Dude! Where the fuck ya been?! We've missed ya! Oh wait.........I'M the one who's been gone.........damn Mad Dog!!
    Hola mi amigo!!!

    Where in the fuck have YOU been?


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    Okay, we got BILL LUMBERGH, MAX and LYNDA CARTER!! That's almost a pretty good party right there!!

    I know this ain't the bar, and PANAMARK ain't given me my liquor license yet, but anyone want a fucking drink?


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    Originally posted by MAX
    Hola mi amigo!!!

    Where in the fuck have YOU been?

    My wife's gonna give birth any day now........she was hospitalized for kidney stones a couple weeks ago..........so obviously my heart is elsewhere right now. .....I miss you guys big time though! I'll be back fulltime when I can..........WOW nice rack(not you Maxie).......I just popped one big time.........I wanna fuck her in that invisible jet! Can you make that happen?!

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Okay, we got BILL LUMBERGH, MAX and LYNDA CARTER!! That's almost a pretty good party right there!!

    I know this ain't the bar, and PANAMARK ain't given me my liquor license yet, but anyone want a fucking drink?

    Do I even need to ask?!

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    That's it. You're back for a day, and you're already whistling MAS TEQUILA and requesting piss in a jar?

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    Shit, I guess you won't be wanting THESE back then?

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    Bill,

    My thoughts, prayers and congrats go out to both yourself, your wife and your family.

    Family ALWAYS comes first!!!

    Then George Michael cums in a public restroom. lol.

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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    Shit, I guess you won't be wanting THESE back then?
    I picked up some mood music for you. You can grab it in your PEN cabin when you get back.




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    Ahhhhhh.......

    My date for the evening..........


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    Who is that, MAX?

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    Another actress I had a crush on as a kid...


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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Who is that, MAX?

    It's Jaclyn Smith. You already have Lynda and my other half is in San Fran for the weekend (Brother Mez better not be schmoozin' her either) so I'm cheating with my childhood fantasy woman. lol.

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    Dude, ain't it true that one's childhood fantasy women always end up being the one's they most want to fuck for like the rest of their lives? Dude, Margot Kidder, Lynda Carter, Mariel Hemingway...the list is endless for me.


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    What is wrong with you people. Can you not tell this thread if for bashing?????

    You have a perfectly good bar for drinking... and Mezro has a thread for donations... (sperm donations included apparently).

    Sheesh.

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    Or PRINCESS LEIA?


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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Dude, ain't it true that one's childhood fantasy women always end up being the one's they most want to fuck for like the rest of their lives? Dude, Margot Kidder, Lynda Carter, Mariel Hemingway...the list is endless for me.
    True but Margot *gag* Kidder? Are you serious? Yuck!!!

    Terri Hatcher is a much more fitting "Lois Lane" although I never even watched that TV show. Damn, Hatcher gets me off too and like no other.

    I remember Hemingway in some movie where she was a lesbian. It was from the early 80's and I remember getting off on it. lol.

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    Originally posted by MAX
    True but Margot *gag* Kidder? Are you serious? Yuck!!!

    Terri Hatcher is a much more fitting "Lois Lane" although I never even watched that TV show. Damn, Hatcher gets me off too and like no other.

    I remember Hemingway in some movie where she was a lesbian. It was from the early 80's and I remember getting off on it. lol.
    Fuck no. Hatcher just doesn't do it for me.


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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Or PRINCESS LEIA?

    Princess fucking Leia!!!

    *Barry White voice* Oh yeah!!!!


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    Another one that just lost her looks almost completely. Lynda Carter looks almost as good now, and has aged to become almost sexier. But Margot, Carrie...Christ, they've aged badly.

    But to be Jabba the Hut for just one night...

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Fuck no. Hatcher just doesn't do it for me.
    You HAVE to be kidding me?


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    Nah. I can't explain it. I just really don't like her face.

    Plus, she has nothing on these broads (don't tell all four of these didn't keep you warm in your dreams, eh bro?).


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    Fakiing idiots can't stay on topic to save your life can you... oh yeah... unless its in a thread one of you starts on some important topic... like Survivor...

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Nah. I can't explain it. I just really don't like her face.

    Plus, she has nothing on these broads (don't tell all four of these didn't keep you warm in your dreams, eh bro?).
    And then there's Maude.........

    Sorry but I'm busting up with that crack. It's from a Seinfeld episode.

    I'm seriously laughing so hard right now that I feel piss. LOL!!!!

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    Originally posted by lms2
    Fakiing
    Ehhhh?

    What's that word? :confused:

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    LOL!!!

    Side-note, lms2 had to give permission to higher up to change the name of this thread. I just wanted to rename it to the "RIKK Thread". And the cunt actually said NO!! LMFAO!! Talk about anger issues. I didn't realize this was real hatred she was dealing in.

    Now I will ruin every thread she posts in and embarress the shit out of her ugly, bitter ass.

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    LOL!!!

    Side-note, lms2 had to give permission to higher up to change the name of this thread. I just wanted to rename it to the "RIKK Thread". And the cunt actually said NO!! LMFAO!! Talk about anger issues. I didn't realize this was real hatred she was dealing in.

    Now I will ruin every thread she posts in and embarress the shit out of her ugly, bitter ass.
    So what will be different than the way things are now?

    Take it to the bar!

    I can't believe you went crying to mod other than Max...

    Just kidding...I know you cry to the mods all the time.

    Hey Rikk... if you want, I will be happy to open another thread for you called Rikks thread. Would that help?

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    Cool, it's the unofficial "I hate Rikk" bar? Good name.

    Cheers!!!


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    Originally posted by lms2
    I can't believe you went crying to mod other than Max...
    LMAO!!!

    Rikk and Poj are better buds on this board than I am with Rikk.

    Too funny.

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