Rikk's an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
Dude,

Dogs can lick their own balls. LOL!!!

Yeah but they also smell each other's asses!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I always wanted to fuck GINGER more.

You really are in the minority. They both do it for me, but I prefer the horny country girl meets innocence motif of Mary Ann.

Sort a the 'Madonna-Whore' thing, I don't know.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
My wife's gonna give birth any day now........she was hospitalized for kidney stones a couple weeks ago

Ack! She's serving double time!

I pray your wife will be okay and that the delivery won't be too long or hard.

Do you know if it is a boy or girl, yet? If it's a girl, your wife will have the pain now, but you'll have the pain later.

[Rikk]

I know what you mean. As a kid, I always thought Betty was hotter than Veronica. That girl-next-door thing is often a hotter proposition. Apple pie turns into the neighborhood whore when in the bedroom.

But dude, Ginger is just better fucking looking.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You really are in the minority. They both do it for me, but I prefer the horny country girl meets innocence motif of Mary Ann.

Sort a the 'Madonna-Whore' thing, I don't know.

Well see Nick, there you go... the perfect threesome fantasy!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ack! She's serving double time!

I pray your wife will be okay and that the delivery won't be too long or hard.

Do you know if it is a boy or girl, yet? If it's a girl, your wife will have the pain now, but you'll have the pain later.

I know you and I don't get along, Ally... But very cool. All of our well-wishes will be great karma for BILL's wife. Here's to a good delivery and then a few years of hard work for BILL afterwards changing diapers!

[Rikk]

So nobody agrees with me on Mariel Hemingway?

[lms2]

Im here to stay... but if you take it to the bar you co-own, I won't follow.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I know what you mean. As a kid, I always thought Betty was hotter than Veronica. That girl-next-door thing is often a hotter proposition. Apple pie turns into the neighborhood whore when in the bedroom.

But dude, Ginger is just better fucking looking.

No way! I prefer Brunettes. Oh hell, who am I kidding. I love all blonds, redheads, and brunettes. But something special about a brunette.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
So nobody agrees with me on Mariel Hemingway?

I kind of think she's sexy. She was in another lesbian film, a real cheesy comedy called "THE SEX MONSTER."

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I kind of think she's sexy. She was in another lesbian film, a real cheesy comedy called "THE SEX MONSTER."

Kind of? So if she were in your bed naked and calling out for "that man beast Nikky", you'd kick her out?

[lms2]

I personally think Dave would prefer Maryann... he has had enough Gingers...

Maybe Rikk could ask him for us?

You still never answered my question about what Dave said about my attending the Van Hagar show...

Maybe Rikk was just talking crap again.

[Rikk]

Her sister Margaux was cute too...but she killed herself in 1996.

[lms2]

She probably found out you were hot for her.

[MAX]

Originally posted by lms2
Im here to stay... but if you take it to the bar you co-own, I won't follow.

"I Will Follow" is a cool old tune by U2. I used to play a Halenized version in an old cover band.

Anyway, no lies here cos most of us are familiar with Van Hagar drivel. To quote the band you saw last year (hopefully they played this for you) this thread is now Mine all Mine!!!

Watch cos I'll go Flappo if I have to do such a thing!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
You still never answered my question about what Dave said about my attending the Van Hagar show...

It was, like, a joke. You know...like the message board thing?

Are you really this stupid?:confused: :eek:

[MAX]

Is it just me or does that fat fucker Spammy Hagar always sound like he's chewing gum when he "sings" his pathetic songs?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Anyway, no lies here cos most of us are familiar with Van Hagar drivel. To quote the band you saw last year (hopefully they played this for you) this thread is now Mine all Mine!!!

LMFAO!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Is it just me or does that fat fucker Spammy Hagar always sound like he's chewing gum when he "sings" his pathetic songs?

Ask lms2. She saw him first-hand just last year.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
I know you and I don't get along, Ally... But very cool.

Yeah, well, that's who I am. I don't wish bad thoughts onto any one, no matter what the history with one of their friends, or with them.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Yeah, well, that's who I am. I don't wish bad thoughts onto any one, no matter what the history with one of their friends, or with them.

Same here. And good luck with your marriage when it happens.

[MAX]

Where is David Lee Roth?

[Rikk]

Where is David Lee Roth?

[MAX]

Where is he when we need him?

[MAX]

I'm a SKYSCRAPER......................

[Rikk]

I still can't believe you think Jenna is that fucking hot!

[jenna morasca]

Seriously, MAX, I'm not THAT hot.

[lms2]

oh, hes probably off on some adventure...

[Rikk]

You're very lonely, aren't you, Linda?

[lms2]

Originally posted by Rikk
You're very lonely, aren't you, Linda?

Rikki, I would be lonely if you weren't keeping me company. But thanks to you, my life is complete.

I am pretty tired though. Wanna meet here again tomorrow night?

[MAX]

Originally posted by jenna morasca
Seriously, MAX, I'm not THAT hot.

Ummmmm.............

YES SHE IS!!!!

Ok, I'll start busting out the "Lizzie" pics.

[MAX]

Hi

[MAX]

Cute and a grate personality..........

Lizzy:

[Rikk]

LIZ is a horrible wench. Her political opinions and moron attitude make her one of the worst SURVIVOR chicks ever. Ecchh!!! I literally would kick her out of my bed and send her home with only cab fare.

[Rikk]

I would like to take a second to have a drink to another of my many personal heroes...

25 YEARS AGO TODAY, ORIGINAL AC/DC SINGER BON SCOTT DIED IN HIS FRIEND'S CAR AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING.

We love you, Bon. You are missed...for a quarter-century now.


Somewhere a clock strike midnight
And there's full moon in the sky
You hear a dog bark in the distance
You hear someone's baby cry

A rat runs down the alley
And a chill runs down your spine
And someone walks across a grave
And you'd wish the sun would shine

Cus no one's gonna warn ya
And no one's gonna yell attack
And you don't feel the steel
Til it's hanging out your back

Im your night prowler
Asleep in the day
Night prowler
Get out of my way
Yeah im your night prowler
Watch out tonight
Yes im your night prowler
When you turn off the light

Too scared to turn your light out
Cuz there's something on your mind
Was there a noise outside the window
Whats that shadow on the blind

As you lie there naked
Like a body in a tomb
Suspended animation
As I slip into your room

I'm your Night Prowler
Asleep in the day
Yeah im your Night Prowler
Get outta my way
Look out for the Night Prowler
Watch out tonight
Yes im your Night Prowler
When you turn off the light

I'm your Night Prowler
Asleep in the day
Yes I'm your Night Prowler
Get outta my way
Look out for the Night Prowler
Watch out tonight
Yes I'm your Night Prowler
When you turn off the light

I'm your Night Prowler
Break down your door
I'm your Night Prowler
Crawl on your floor
I'm your Night Prowler
Make a mess of you (yes I will)
Night Prowler

And I'm telling this to you
There aint nothing
There aint nothing
There's nothing you can do

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
LIZ is a horrible wench. Her political opinions and moron attitude make her one of the worst SURVIVOR chicks ever.

Heh! Heh!

Just like mine!!!!!

[Matt White]

SHAZBOT! Na-Noo Na-Noo!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
SHAZBOT! Na-Noo Na-Noo!

Sing it, bro.

[Nickdfresh]

I'm still feelin' a bit under the weather! So I'm gonna' do a shot? Anyone care to join me?

[Rikk]

I fucking love NY QUIL. Let's go for it.