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Worst Hagar Lyric...?

02-20-2005, 07:47 PM

Okay so its a tough question since cockbreath has written some absolute stinkers, but which Hagar lyric stands out to you as his worst?
Which lyric makes you shake your head in amazement at how FUCKING STOOPID it is, while at the same time causing you to barf for half an hour at the cheese factor?

Id have to go with that little gem "....only time will tell if we stand the test of time" from 'Why can't this be Dave'....errr I mean 'Love'. Horrible lyrics, horrible song!

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02-21-2005, 02:53 AM

that whole song (WCTBL) is a shocker. The lyrics sound like a
child threw them together in five minutes.

Cant stop loving you sucks Mikey ass too.

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02-21-2005, 03:07 AM

The i cant drive 55 song just sucks. it was shitty then and its shitty now. thats like some dont worry be happy crap
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02-21-2005, 03:27 AM

I wasn't aware there were any GOOD Hagar lyrics in which to draw a comparison against...

Twistin' by the pool.
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02-21-2005, 03:31 AM

"You're the wind beneath my wings"! Isn't Roy the crossdressing alter ego of the bitch that tried to be Janis Joplin in "The Rose"?

I swear they are one and the same......

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02-21-2005, 03:55 AM

Who is Bette Midler?

Twistin' by the pool.
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02-21-2005, 03:55 AM

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

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02-21-2005, 03:56 AM

It seemed warranted....

Twistin' by the pool.
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02-21-2005, 04:04 PM

up for breakfast spews with stupidity!
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02-21-2005, 04:07 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what "It's 3-6-9- time!!!" means.

Not that I'm putting too much effort into it.
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02-21-2005, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I'm still trying to figure out what "It's 3-6-9- time!!!" means.

Not that I'm putting too much effort into it.

3-6-9 TIME.....

Queer.

DLR7884
How about 4-8-12 time?

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DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
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02-21-2005, 04:14 PM

huh? are you calling the lyric or me queer?
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02-21-2005, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
huh? are you calling the lyric or me queer?

The lyric.

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Relax buddy....

Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
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02-21-2005, 04:23 PM

Just checkin'.

The possibilities for miscommunication on this message board are LIMITLESS.
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02-21-2005, 04:25 PM

It's also wirth mentioning that that lyric is on the very fist song on the very first album by Van Hagar...which also contains that idiotic "Hey waitress" shit.

Which was then followed up by "Why Can't This Be Love"

And then "Get Up".

"Dreams".

My God, how Van Hagar suck.
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