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    Exclamation Paris Hiltons Actual Phonebook!!!

    this is paris hiltons phone book from her tmobile phone. a lot of these #'s have already been confirmed. check it out for yourself.

    http://gorillamask.net/parisphone.shtml

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    Paris Hilton should go into porno. It's the only thing she actually has a knack for.
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    I am going to see if I can get in touch with Vin Diesel....

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    I'm gonna see if I can get my left boot in touch with Paris' head...

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    LMAO!!

    Well here are some o' the phone pics she took of herself. The fucking slut is the most narcissistic creature on the face of the earth!

    She needs to glue a fucking mirror in front of her so she can watch herself 24/7!

    Fucking slut....

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    Another one....

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    And one more.....I must admit, I would fuck her if she was not so busy fucking everyone else....and if I was not seriously dating a super model....(Ha....ha....ha....ahem.....koff koff)

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    Originally posted by scottydabodi
    I'm gonna see if I can get my left boot in touch with Paris' head...


    One thing's for sure, she's one horny heiress!

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    Matt Sorum's number is on there lol


    but the best one has gotta be


    her dad lol.

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    UPDATE (2/20): Being one of the first sites to host this information, I was contacted earlier tonight by the Secret Service agent in charge of the T-Mobile Hack / Identity Theft case. As a result of our lengthy phone conversation, along with the strange urge I have to keep my site and my personal assets, I will no longer be hosting any of the Hilton-related files on this server. If you want to see the goods, you'll have to head over to Hoes.ca. That is, until they get taken down as well. Also, if you're a high-traffic site trying to get away with hosting this stuff... I don't recommend trying it. I like to fuck the man (but not men) as much as the next guy, but this is a different situation.


    Uhh... since when does the goddamned Secret Service investigate some rich little slut's phone book being posted on line?

    Maybe they should be concentrating on how a tax dodging homosexual prostitute got within 10 feet of the "president" under false press credentials obtained with a false name
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    Originally posted by scottydabodi
    Paris Hilton should go into porno. It's the only thing she actually has a knack for.
    I wouldn't say that...her little porno movie proved she was a dead fuck, but that was about it...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    is that Nicole she's kissing? I guess they're really good friends.
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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    is that Nicole she's kissing? I guess they're really good friends.
    Now THAT actually might make for a semi-yankable home movie, unlike that "One Night in Paris" bullshit...

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    I wouldn't say that...her little porno movie proved she was a dead fuck, but that was about it...
    She was better as a dead fuck in the sack with that dumbass than ANY OTHER thing she's tried to do What a sad little bitch... she's gotta GO!

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    I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.

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    Originally posted by Wayne L.
    I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.
    Wayne...your attempt at humor has failed....just like you in real life.

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    Originally posted by Wayne L.
    I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.
    Bumble Foot is back in town LMAO!!

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    Originally posted by scottydabodi
    She was better as a dead fuck in the sack with that dumbass than ANY OTHER thing she's tried to do What a sad little bitch... she's gotta GO!
    Refresh my memory...what exactly is it she's famous for, again?

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    Originally posted by Wayne L.
    I know some guys with the brains of Paris Hilton at the DLR Army but I'm not going to name any names except one DLR7884. Who cares.
    Wayne you are about as funny as getting your pubes stuck in your zipper.
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Refresh my memory...what exactly is it she's famous for, again?


    being blonde and being a slut.
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    Originally posted by rustoffa


    One thing's for sure, she's one horny heiress!
    Until you put a ring on her finger anyway.

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    Originally posted by Dan
    Wayne you are about as funny as getting your pubes stuck in your zipper.
    5 big stars for Dan!

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    Here's something funny. This is probably a publicity stunt. I'm sure the numbers are real. But Paris is going into porn. They are just going about it a round about way through a production company to make it seem like she's a private slut and not a public one.
    Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

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    Bueno I love your comments ''what exactly she's famous for?''

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