HEY HEY!!!! Do NOT even miss a lineup like that.
ARE YOU FOOKIN KRAZY????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You are in the ROTH ARMY SOLDIER!!!!
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ALLOW A PUSSY BAND WITH A NAME LIKE "the waboritas" TO STOP YOU FROM SEEING AN INCREDIBLE LINEUP OF OTHER BANDS!!!!
TO BE PUSHED AROUND AND INTIMIDATED BY A POP BAND IS A DISGRACE TO YOUR ROTH ARMY UNIFORM!!!!
YOU WILL ABIDE BY THE LAWS OF DAVE'S ARMY, one of which plainly stated is Article 98, Chapter 478, sub-paragraph X:
"X: In order to preserve the integrity and kickassed image of Soldiers of THE David Lee Roth Army, you will in NO WAY EVER allow the activities of musician's related to, in the same band with, playing cover tunes of, or otherwise being in admiration or adulation of one SPAMMARD (Gee Whiz) HAGAR, to interfere in or otherwise adversely affect the daily routines and activities (to include, but not limited to: washing the family dog's rectal area, counting the floor, day dreaming about a date with Nicole Kidman (or movie star of comparable status), undergoing a painful rectal examination by alien beings, being dead) of any card-carrying duly sworn members of the Exalted Order Of The Knights Of Saint Dave The Unimaginable.
Anyone who abrogates, breaches, or does not otherwise adhere to the principles involved in the above, aforementioned article, shall be found guilty by a Kangaroo Court Of Our Lord Dave, of the malicious and heinous crime of being a lower form of life than the slime which grows between the toes of said Spammard (Gee Whiz) Haggar, a crime for which there is no possible motive or rational explanation, and shall be sentenced to the horrifying and unmentionable penalties involved in being forced to sell themselves into Sex Slavery in Thailand for a minimum period of 1 year (but not to exceed 3 years).
LOOKIT THE FOOKIN LINEUP MAN!!!!
ACCEPT!!!! WITH UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER!!!!
DIO!!!! BEEN SINGING FOR DECADES AND RECORDING FOR ALMOST 50 YEARS!!!
ANTHRAX!! THE "AMONG THE LIVING" LINEUP!!! (I saw them with this lineup and they kicked my ass!!!!)
MEGADETH!!!! (never mind mustaine's ongoing soap opera with former members of his band...)
MOTHERFUCKING MOTORHEAD!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO FOOKIN EXCUSE ON EARTH IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT FOR MISSING THEM!!!!!
YNGWIE MALMSTEEN!!!! MISS THE CURRENT LIVING GOD OF SHRED GUITARISTS EVERYWHERE!!!
BLACK LABEL SOCIETY (with Zakk Wylde) are KICKASS!!!
And Dream THeater is great for all the prog-rockers as well, though they are so kickass and so over-the-top technically that it gets old for me....
GO TO THE FESTIVAL IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE!!!!
I live in Gnashville, and exist on a workingman's salary. I would love to be able to see such a festival, however Europe has MANY Metal Festivals every year, while America has a paltry and flaccid few....
and due to my financial limitations, it is simply out of the question for me to fly to Europe to indulge myself.....
***SIGH***...someday when I win the lottery...
SO....no more fucking whining out of you, grunt!!! We all know that Spammy is going to be rolled onto the stage there and spend an hour selling tequila (oh and singing a few pop songs).
ONE THING YOU DO NOT KNOW.....
Spammy has been hired by the Sweden Rock Festival promoters to play the elevator music through the PA as everyone leaves the venue at the end of the second day's performances.
GO, and may The Force be with you!!!
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