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The greatest thing he ever did was when he went into that restaurant and blessed those people with wine.
That is so fucking funny.
That is so fucking funny.
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If some drunk came up to me in a resrtaraunt and blessed me and my girl with wine, it wouldn't matter who he was he'd be leaving in an ambulance.Roth Army Militia -
He'd better wear a cup!Comment
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What Ed did with a guitar through 1985 was sheer fuckin' genius, agreed.
Since Roth left the band (and am not saying because Roth left the band), EVH has come up with bupkis. The man just stopped trying.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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But even though he stopped trying, he can still open a beer bottle with his arm pit and light his farts.Comment
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Too bad I won't pay $100 to see it in concert, despite that being more interesting than anything that's come out of his amps in the last 20 years.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Ed is Al's bitch and so is the rest of Van Hagar! I even think Spammy had enuf of AL, but he'll gladly do another Van Hagar tour if he needs the cash no doubt...afterall, whats he care?? Hes a P.O.S w no respect for his fans or music in genneral! If he did care about music he would have resigned from the business long time ago..save us all from that godforsaken voice! Sounds like a squealing pig!!! As for Ed, yeah hes a genius when it comes to guitar and all that, Al's not a bad drummer either, but hes a jealous asshole! He hates Dave n the fact that Dave prolly got n still gets more action than him! Ed just follows suit! Proolly intimidated by AL! Look at him for fuckk sakes! Not a guy i'd wanna run into at night in a dark alley..HELLLLL NOOOOO!!!!! Scary muthafukkkka! Thats why Dave left, said "fuck u al n yer scary face...i fuckked your wife......HAHAHAHAHA....april fools!!! i really did though..." actually i really dont know what happened but GO DAVE!!!! Screw all of their wives...n if CVH got back together, I' screw their wives/bitches all over again!!!! Nuthin but YEaH!!!Comment
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EVH is........lost.Comment
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Re: Eddie Van Halen is Genius.
You talkin' bout me? Fuck you denny! I'll shoot ya!Originally posted by Denny
The greatest thing he ever did was when he went into that restaurant and blessed those people with wine.
That is so fucking funny.Comment
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LOL!! That's a fuckin' riot! I remember that quote!! That was back before Eddie started slurring and you could actually understand him.Originally posted by cwsmith17
He'd better wear a cup!Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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I second that notion !Originally posted by Don Corleone
If some drunk came up to me in a resrtaraunt and blessed me and my girl with wine, it wouldn't matter who he was he'd be leaving in an ambulance.BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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Excellent Matt as usual. I also like the Christina Ricci pic in the sig by the way! I actually have some stories about her from old friends.Originally posted by Matt White
EVH is........lost.Comment
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Oh? Well don't keep them to yourself, man! Let's hear some!
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Wasn't Matt's pic a John Holmes original?sigpicComment
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