Eddie Van Halen is Genius.

[Denny]

The greatest thing he ever did was when he went into that restaurant and blessed those people with wine.

That is so fucking funny.

[Don Corleone]

If some drunk came up to me in a resrtaraunt and blessed me and my girl with wine, it wouldn't matter who he was he'd be leaving in an ambulance.

[cwsmith17]

He'd better wear a cup!

[Terry]

What Ed did with a guitar through 1985 was sheer fuckin' genius, agreed.

Since Roth left the band (and am not saying because Roth left the band), EVH has come up with bupkis. The man just stopped trying.

[cwsmith17]

But even though he stopped trying, he can still open a beer bottle with his arm pit and light his farts.

[Terry]

Too bad I won't pay $100 to see it in concert, despite that being more interesting than anything that's come out of his amps in the last 20 years.

[Antonella]

Ed is Al's bitch and so is the rest of Van Hagar! I even think Spammy had enuf of AL, but he'll gladly do another Van Hagar tour if he needs the cash no doubt...afterall, whats he care?? Hes a P.O.S w no respect for his fans or music in genneral! If he did care about music he would have resigned from the business long time ago..save us all from that godforsaken voice! Sounds like a squealing pig!!! As for Ed, yeah hes a genius when it comes to guitar and all that, Al's not a bad drummer either, but hes a jealous asshole! He hates Dave n the fact that Dave prolly got n still gets more action than him! Ed just follows suit! Proolly intimidated by AL! Look at him for fuckk sakes! Not a guy i'd wanna run into at night in a dark alley..HELLLLL NOOOOO!!!!! Scary muthafukkkka! Thats why Dave left, said "fuck u al n yer scary face...i fuckked your wife......HAHAHAHAHA....april fools!!! i really did though..." actually i really dont know what happened but GO DAVE!!!! Screw all of their wives...n if CVH got back together, I' screw their wives/bitches all over again!!!! Nuthin but YEaH!!!

[Matt White]

EVH is........lost.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Denny
The greatest thing he ever did was when he went into that restaurant and blessed those people with wine.

That is so fucking funny.

You talkin' bout me? Fuck you denny! I'll shoot ya!

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
He'd better wear a cup!

LOL!! That's a fuckin' riot! I remember that quote!! That was back before Eddie started slurring and you could actually understand him.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
If some drunk came up to me in a resrtaraunt and blessed me and my girl with wine, it wouldn't matter who he was he'd be leaving in an ambulance.

I second that notion !

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Matt White
EVH is........lost.

Excellent Matt as usual. I also like the Christina Ricci pic in the sig by the way! I actually have some stories about her from old friends.

[Hardrock69]

Oh? Well don't keep them to yourself, man! Let's hear some!

[Steve Savicki]

Wasn't Matt's pic a John Holmes original?