Five celebrities you'd like to do.

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 01:50 AM

I just saw a rerun of "Friends." YES "FRIENDS!!!" and they had some gig of naming five celebrities that would be allowed by one's spouse if the opportunity ever came. I thought it might make for a funny thread? Name five people and we all realize that the choices could change every five minutes. lol.

Anyway, if you could "do" any five celebs at the moment, who would they be?

Mine and in no particular order:

Mariska Hargitay:

Teri Hatcher:

Kathy Ireland:

Jennifer Lopez:

Jennifer Aniston:

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 01:52 AM

In THIS order...

1. Cindy Crawford.

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 01:53 AM

2. Geri Halliwell.

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 01:54 AM

3. Naomi Campbell.

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 01:55 AM

4. Nicole Kidman.

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 01:57 AM

5. Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
3. Naomi Campbell.

I've met her dude and she's a coke snorting, mean little bitch.

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
5. Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

OMG!!!!

Are you SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?

**Matt White** · 03-05-2005, 02:08 AM

That metal Chick Julyia from fuse! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by MAX
I've met her dude and she's a coke snorting, mean little bitch.

I bet she likes it rough... I'd tame her, no problem. Wether she wanted to be tamed or not...

Originally posted by MAX
OMG!!!!

Are you SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?

Dead serious. Have you seen the SIZE of those things? A man can suffocate in there! My kind of death!

Cheers! :bottle:

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 02:09 AM

Originally posted by MAX
OMG!!!!

Are you SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?

Or, you could replace her with this one... Sylvia Saint.

Cheers! :bottle:

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 02:11 AM

Here's a shot of her lovely face.

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I bet she likes it rough... I'd tame her, no problem. Wether she wanted to be tamed or not...

Seriously bro, she's a serious little bitch. This was well before the reports of Naomi punching her assistant. It's prolly been about a decade but I wanted to beat the woman and not in the fun/good way. She's a repulsive human.

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by Matt White
That metal Chick Julyia from fuse! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I knew Mattaeo's list would be both interesting and frightening. lol.

**Anonymous** · 03-05-2005, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Seriously bro, she's a serious little bitch. This was well before the reports of Naomi punching her assistant. It's prolly been about a decade but I wanted to beat the woman and not in the fun/good way. She's a repulsive human.

Perfect for me. I shudder at the thought of beating a woman, yet I want to try the domination game at least once. She'd be perfect. I would feel no remorses with her.

By the way, what about Cindy? Have you met her?

Cheers! :bottle:

**Matt White** · 03-05-2005, 02:18 AM

Salma Hayek would be at the TOP of my list. What a beauty.

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Perfect for me. I shudder at the thought of beating a woman, yet I want to try the domination game at least once. She'd be perfect. I would feel no remorses with her.

By the way, what about Cindy? Have you met her?

Cheers! :bottle:

Seriously,

Naomi was a very unpleasant experience. I've never met Cindy but I have met two other beautiful celebrities who were wonderful. Both Brooke Shields and Marisa Tomei were two of the nicest people that I've ever met. I had some great conversations with both cos they were in town for a bit. Both were completely down to Earth, beautiful people and great to rap with.

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by Matt White
Salma Hayek would be at the TOP of my list. What a beauty.

YOWZZZZAAAA!!!!

Forgot about her?

Grrrrrrrrr..................

**Matt White** · 03-05-2005, 02:30 AM

Leeann Tweeden from Fox Sports would be #2. DAMN SKIPPY!!!

**MAX** · 03-05-2005, 02:38 AM

OK Taeo......

Keep 'em cummin' ............

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:08 AM

#1

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:10 AM

#2

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:13 AM

#3

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:18 AM

#4 <---ha, ha

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:23 AM

#5 and #6

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:25 AM

#7

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:28 AM

#8

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:31 AM

#9

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:39 AM

#10

**Roguesgirl** · 03-05-2005, 04:40 AM

Oh sorry...I thought you said 10.

**Golden AWe** · 03-05-2005, 06:24 AM

pretty much all of those pics give me a boner...

UHM, i meant, pics of those ladies!

hahahah

**Golden AWe** · 03-05-2005, 06:26 AM

Salma Hayek, Tyra Banks, Penelope Cruz...the list is endless...but I guess they'd have to pay me real good!

**Northern Girl** · 03-05-2005, 07:56 AM

In no particular order:

Max, Mezro, aesop, Rikk, Carmine

You know I had to!

**Golden AWe** · 03-05-2005, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
In no particular order:

Max, Mezro, aesop, Rikk, Carmine

You know I had to!

yesss...for those who are curious why I'm not on the list - we've already had sex.

**saint** · 03-05-2005, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Or, you could replace her with this one... Sylvia Saint.

Cheers! :bottle:

that's Mrs. Saint to you Sir

**Soul Reaper** · 03-05-2005, 08:36 AM

Victoria Silvstedt

**saint** · 03-05-2005, 08:48 AM

She suffers from the Anna Nicole Smith syndrome, As soon as she opens her mouth you quickly have to find something to shut her up with……….. Wait a minute I know one thing that might work

**Golden AWe** · 03-05-2005, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by saint
that's Mrs. Saint to you Sir

the one in your picture is not Sylvia

for your sake i do hope she's mrs. saint

l: a porn freak

**saint** · 03-05-2005, 09:17 AM

It’s getting harder these days to recognise her with her clothes on… speaking of getting hard ..

**Bob_R** · 03-05-2005, 10:27 AM

Heather Locklear
Shania Twain
Brooke Burke

Couldn't handle two more right now.

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