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The sound of a good Marshall makes me horny. Kinda like a chick, you plug in, pump it hard, and listen to the sweet moan. No wonder Hendrix humped his Marshall stacks.
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I dunno if I'd say horny, but I do love 'em. I remember the first time I played through a Marshall though...it was kind of like the first time I got to play with a girl's tits.
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lmao thats exactley what it felt like !!!!!!!Comment
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Shit, after playing through a Peavey Bandit and sinking the ol plug into a real Marshall, it's like going from an inflatable doll to a real woman.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Ampeg baby!
That and Trace Elliot!Comment
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Here's a twist on an old Guiness quote to have it relate to this. . .
"To compare a Marshall to a guitar amp is to compare sex to playing with one's self"
I love the beauty of a fully cranked Marshall when you've let it warm up for an hour or so, and then crank out a solo through a neck position humbucker.Keep on Rothing in the Free WorldComment
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Exactly! Marshalls like a some forplay before they orgasm well. You just can't stick it in, turn it on and expect full brillance. Got to tweak the knobs and let the box warm up, then you losen up and start pumping and hear the sweat orgasm of the amp.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Hendrix actually wrote a song called Manic Depression. If you listen to the intro of that song on the Live at Winterland CD, Jimi explains the song is about a dude who wants to fuck his music but can't. Marshalls made Jimi so horny he humped his stacks so hard his roadies had to hold them up.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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That is usually a question I ask chicks in rock bars.....Do Marshall amps make you horny?
but in the meantime this is my dream right here....
Cindy Crawford getting high in front of a Marshall Stack and a poster of Jimi!
And of course, after this she gives me a hit off that joint, drops to her knees and gobbles the Kromium Kob!!!
WOOT!
Last edited by Hardrock69; 03-08-2005, 01:43 AM.Comment
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Holly hell! Everything I've been talking about with Cindy Crawford thrown in. BOING! You aren't going to get that kind of ass from a Sammy Hagar Red Voodoo Crate amp that's for sure.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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When only the best will do....
Jimi Hendrix
Marshall Amps
Cambodian Red
Cindy CrawfordComment
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YES THEY DO !
-But only in certain company
Hey Nitro I went from a Peavey Bandit to a Marshall too !!
You remember that scene from Back to the Future II (I think ?)
when Michael J Fox hits that chord and gets blown away.
Thats how I remember my first experience when I got
my first Marshall home, I was living with my folks at the
time. I just cranked it up, started to get excited as I turned
the volume pot up on my axe to hear the power of the "HUM"
Then I just smashed a first posistion A chord and
the whole house shook. It was great !!
Mum freaked out. I think she regretted ever discouraging me
from becoming a drummer... hehhehehhe
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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WARNING: When humping a Marshall, BEWARE of the transformer.
Talk about a perm, Whoa!
I prefer Soldano's above all else.
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A Soldano is just a Marshall with a boob job.
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LOL! There's some nice amps but everyone that ever played through a Marshall and then went to something else never imroved their sound. Joe Satriani sounded better through a Marshall than his new signature Peavey. Eddie sounded better through a Marshall than a 5150.
Name one player who ever improved their sound by going away from a Marshall.
Not only could the transformer get you, those hot EL-34 tubes could burn your dick.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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